Your smoking barefoot pet is NOT allowed in this building.

[archaeoiain@archaeo.social]

@redrummy do not attempt to burn your bare foot pet

[http_error_418@hachyderm.io]

@LibertyForward1 @redrummy other methods of preservation such as salting are permitted

[heinzenstein@f-ckendehoelle.de]

@redrummy
Ok, so I'm only smoking pets with their shoes on in the building then.

#ThatsWhatIRead

[rickj@oslo.town]

@redrummy But I can bring my Cohiba-smoking dog as long as he wears Chucks? I mean, I don't like his taste, but hey, who am I to judge him?

[fleuron@mas.to]

@redrummy art imitates life? Reminds me of this decade old cartoon of Martin Zak: https://moderntimes.inkognito.de/NA-TOLL/1115-1033/Koepenicker-Cg-c-Zak-Martin

I'd translate the sarcastic german "Na toll" as "Oh well", but if you have other suggestions for the alt text please let me know.

[amalia22@mastodon.social]

@redrummy

[ultraverified@mastodon.sdf.org]

@redrummy

Well then.

Just have to find someone else to do construction work.

[zed@mstdn.party]

@redrummy I’m not willing to drain a lake to generate it, but this is one of those moments it would’ve been fun to have AI create this image.

[mo@mastodon.ml]

@redrummy FINE, I'll give it some shoes

[neil_h@ohai.social]

@redrummy what about barefoot smoking emotional support animals?

Or gorillas? I doubt anyone would object if a gorilla, barefoot, lit up a cigarette. Not to it's face, at least.

[ehproque@neopaquita.es]

@redrummy all right, I'll put some shoes on my pet before smoking it

[distinctdipole@tech.lgbt]

@redrummy So as long as kitty has his slippers on, he can enjoy his pipe?

[xs4me2@mastodon.social]

@redrummy

Just two “,” make a difference…

[zjb@mastodon.social]

哈哈，这个标语也太直接了吧。光脚抽烟的宠物，这画面想想就挺有喜剧效果的。

[fishter_uk@mastodon.scot]

@redrummy I can smoke my chihuahua if it's got shoes on?

[anguadelphine@mk.absturztau.be]

@redrummy@ohai.social

Well you try getting nicotine patches to stick on fur!
OR making shoes that can do the same thing!

[srfirehorseart@ohai.social]

@zed @redrummy

This cartoon is better.

https://mas.to/@fleuron/116628332667664034