<![CDATA[It's true!]]>It's true!

In (low quality) fact, a single uncooked spaghetti noodle is good for up to three locks!

@lowqualityfacts https://mstdn.social/@lowqualityfacts/116310533771748568

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/00e50db8-c3ce-43ee-aa45-cd709ceacd68/it-s-trueRSS for NodeSun, 12 Apr 2026 01:04:04 GMTMon, 30 Mar 2026 17:23:28 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to It's true! on Mon, 30 Mar 2026 18:38:16 GMT]]>@michaelgemar yeah, basically πŸ˜‚

Now I want to try cooking pasta, shaping it into lockpicking tools, and then re-drying it.

I bet I could make some workable tools...

@lowqualityfacts

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/alice/statuses/116319577444476614https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/alice/statuses/116319577444476614Mon, 30 Mar 2026 18:38:16 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It's true! on Mon, 30 Mar 2026 18:36:07 GMT]]>@alice @lowqualityfacts Got it.

It’s a skeleton pasta.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://cosocial.ca/ap/users/116274777763908831/statuses/116319569016521693https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://cosocial.ca/ap/users/116274777763908831/statuses/116319569016521693Mon, 30 Mar 2026 18:36:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It's true! on Mon, 30 Mar 2026 18:34:18 GMT]]>@michaelgemar not really, just three different kinds of warded lock. I'm using my noodle (πŸ˜‹) to skip the complicated bits and poke the mechanism directly.

Which sounds like a bypass attack, but I'm still just doing what the key would be doing.

@lowqualityfacts

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/alice/statuses/116319561865463314https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/alice/statuses/116319561865463314Mon, 30 Mar 2026 18:34:18 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It's true! on Mon, 30 Mar 2026 18:31:48 GMT]]>@alice @lowqualityfacts Are these bypasses?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://cosocial.ca/ap/users/116274777763908831/statuses/116319552044319244https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://cosocial.ca/ap/users/116274777763908831/statuses/116319552044319244Mon, 30 Mar 2026 18:31:48 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It's true! on Mon, 30 Mar 2026 18:02:37 GMT]]>@alice @lowqualityfacts

"What do you mean, officer? Somebody told you I was picking this lock? With what, spaghetti? lol"

*crunch crunch*

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sfba.social/users/Mikal/statuses/116319437298140659https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sfba.social/users/Mikal/statuses/116319437298140659Mon, 30 Mar 2026 18:02:37 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It's true! on Mon, 30 Mar 2026 18:02:30 GMT]]>@alice @lowqualityfacts

i suspected you'd respond to that 'fact' in some way, i should have known it would be in a spectacular way.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/saltywizard/statuses/116319436843680662https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/saltywizard/statuses/116319436843680662Mon, 30 Mar 2026 18:02:30 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It's true! on Mon, 30 Mar 2026 17:53:28 GMT]]>@alice @lowqualityfacts πŸ˜³πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ––πŸ»

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/WTL/statuses/116319401298530507https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/WTL/statuses/116319401298530507Mon, 30 Mar 2026 17:53:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It's true! on Mon, 30 Mar 2026 17:35:38 GMT]]>@alice @lowqualityfacts fun facts: one piece of spaghetti = a spaghetto

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.games/ap/users/115798900176839373/statuses/116319331183985910https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.games/ap/users/115798900176839373/statuses/116319331183985910Mon, 30 Mar 2026 17:35:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It's true! on Mon, 30 Mar 2026 17:35:05 GMT]]>@alice @lowqualityfacts
*nyam* edible picks

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://bunt.social/users/Joe_von_Saporski/statuses/116319329015140250https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://bunt.social/users/Joe_von_Saporski/statuses/116319329015140250Mon, 30 Mar 2026 17:35:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It's true! on Mon, 30 Mar 2026 17:30:39 GMT]]>@alice It will work! @lowqualityfacts

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/sasutina13/statuses/116319311601296313https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/sasutina13/statuses/116319311601296313Mon, 30 Mar 2026 17:30:39 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It's true! on Mon, 30 Mar 2026 17:27:26 GMT]]>@sasutina13 I have some flat lasagna noodles, and I was thinking about doing a latch-slipping video with one.

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]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/alice/statuses/116319298939654796https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/alice/statuses/116319298939654796Mon, 30 Mar 2026 17:27:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It's true! on Mon, 30 Mar 2026 17:25:54 GMT]]>@alice @lowqualityfacts Half expecting to see lasange noodles used to shim combo locks and door latches

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/sasutina13/statuses/116319292910985941https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/sasutina13/statuses/116319292910985941Mon, 30 Mar 2026 17:25:54 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It's true! on Mon, 30 Mar 2026 17:25:31 GMT]]>@lowqualityfacts here's the third. I almost gave up, but decided to keep trying with the remaining bits of the first noodle.

mstdn.social/@lowqualityfacts/116310533771748568

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/alice/statuses/116319291438077903https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/alice/statuses/116319291438077903Mon, 30 Mar 2026 17:25:31 GMT