<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[omfg]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>omfg</p><p>the US Protocol Office raised the Australian flag for King Charles’ state visit</p><p>this is what happens when <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/MAGA" rel="tag">#<span>MAGA</span></a> idiots are installed at all levels of government</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/politics" rel="tag">#<span>politics</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Flags" rel="tag">#<span>Flags</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/KingCharlesVisit" rel="tag">#<span>KingCharlesVisit</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/NaziAmeriKKKa" rel="tag">#<span>NaziAmeriKKKa</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fascism" rel="tag">#<span>fascism</span></a></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/00f41781-0786-4c1d-b9a3-a91549dbcced/omfg</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 13 May 2026 15:06:04 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/00f41781-0786-4c1d-b9a3-a91549dbcced.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2026 14:15:42 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to omfg on Tue, 28 Apr 2026 15:07:39 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/hszakher%40mastodon.world">@<span>hszakher</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/grrlscientist%40mastodon.social">@<span>grrlscientist</span></a></span> well, our Aussie friends played the Anthem of the second Spanish Republic during a Davis coup match in 2003…</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodont.cat/users/jguillaumes/statuses/116482956316732617</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodont.cat/users/jguillaumes/statuses/116482956316732617</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[jguillaumes@mastodont.cat]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2026 15:07:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to omfg on Tue, 28 Apr 2026 15:04:47 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/grrlscientist%40mastodon.social">@<span>grrlscientist</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/cstross%40wandering.shop">@<span>cstross</span></a></span> well, teshnikally this is correct, Charles is King of Australia. Heck, they could have raised the Canadian flag and it would be still teshnikally correct… and a little bit hilarious</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodont.cat/users/jguillaumes/statuses/116482945027803647</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodont.cat/users/jguillaumes/statuses/116482945027803647</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[jguillaumes@mastodont.cat]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2026 15:04:47 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to omfg on Tue, 28 Apr 2026 14:54:51 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/grrlscientist%40mastodon.social">@<span>grrlscientist</span></a></span> the USA is literally run by the dumbest dumb fucks on Earth!</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://ohai.social/users/robchapman/statuses/116482905956990308</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://ohai.social/users/robchapman/statuses/116482905956990308</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[robchapman@ohai.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2026 14:54:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to omfg on Tue, 28 Apr 2026 14:49:36 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/saanichguy%40mstdn.ca">@<span>SaanichGuy</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/grrlscientist%40mastodon.social">@<span>grrlscientist</span></a></span> all the competent people were pushed out and replaced by bootlickers.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.ca/users/Jam123/statuses/116482885334416580</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.ca/users/Jam123/statuses/116482885334416580</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[jam123@mstdn.ca]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2026 14:49:36 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to omfg on Tue, 28 Apr 2026 14:45:50 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/gentlemantech%40cyberplace.social">@<span>GentlemanTech</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/rk%40mastodon.well.com">@<span>rk</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/grrlscientist%40mastodon.social">@<span>grrlscientist</span></a></span> </p><p>Yeah. But we tried reason and it was politically ineffective. Now we're planning for the English Green Party to hold the UK parliament's arms behind its back so we can kick it in the procedural nuts until it re-thinks the situation.</p><p>You guys should get a progressive Green party, they're lots of fun.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.scot/users/petealexharris/statuses/116482870492103992</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.scot/users/petealexharris/statuses/116482870492103992</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[petealexharris@mastodon.scot]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2026 14:45:50 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to omfg on Tue, 28 Apr 2026 14:43:47 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/grrlscientist%40mastodon.social">@<span>grrlscientist</span></a></span> </p><p>WTF! Can’t even get the simple things correct </p><p>The dumbest administration is US history. And most corrupt POTUS</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.ca/users/SaanichGuy/statuses/116482862431619730</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.ca/users/SaanichGuy/statuses/116482862431619730</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[saanichguy@mstdn.ca]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2026 14:43:47 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to omfg on Tue, 28 Apr 2026 14:42:31 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/grrlscientist%40mastodon.social">@<span>grrlscientist</span></a></span> </p><p>What is there even left to say. <br />There have never been more arrogant <a href="https://mas.to/tags/ignorant" rel="tag">#<span>ignorant</span></a> twats <br /><a href="https://mas.to/tags/Laughingstock" rel="tag">#<span>Laughingstock</span></a> </p><p><a href="https://people.com/king-charles-queen-camilla-nearly-welcomed-us-state-visit-australian-flag-11959240" rel="nofollow noopener"><span>https://</span><span>people.com/king-charles-queen-</span><span>camilla-nearly-welcomed-us-state-visit-australian-flag-11959240</span></a></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/fsinn/statuses/116482857449835146</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/fsinn/statuses/116482857449835146</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[fsinn@mas.to]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2026 14:42:31 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to omfg on Tue, 28 Apr 2026 14:40:30 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/petealexharris%40mastodon.scot">@<span>petealexharris</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/rk%40mastodon.well.com">@<span>rk</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/grrlscientist%40mastodon.social">@<span>grrlscientist</span></a></span>  agree completely.</p><p>But that requires politicians with any kind of courage or integrity. And we don’t really have many of those here <img src="https://forum.fedi.dk/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f61e.png?v=7979fdcf9c7" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--disappointed" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":(" alt="😞" /></p><p>Best of luck with your plans. I’m a firm believer that the right to self-determination means explicitly and inarguably that your independence referendum *cannot* be illegal. I don’t see how you can interpret such a right any other way.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://cyberplace.social/users/GentlemanTech/statuses/116482849556162260</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://cyberplace.social/users/GentlemanTech/statuses/116482849556162260</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[gentlemantech@cyberplace.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2026 14:40:30 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to omfg on Tue, 28 Apr 2026 14:36:26 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/grrlscientist%40mastodon.social">@<span>grrlscientist</span></a></span> b... b... b.... but former PM Tony Abbott made Chuck a Knight of Australia! A demotion, of course, but hey, there's his flag! Kinda!</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/weezmgk/statuses/116482833565303295</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/weezmgk/statuses/116482833565303295</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[weezmgk@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2026 14:36:26 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to omfg on Tue, 28 Apr 2026 14:35:48 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/petealexharris%40mastodon.scot">@<span>petealexharris</span></a></span> It may be why he really wants Greenland: he wants ICE to replace any and all green spaces. After all, green is the enemy of fossil fuels = money.</p><p>The closest he can probably get to green, is greed.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://c.im/users/numodular/statuses/116482831063521863</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://c.im/users/numodular/statuses/116482831063521863</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[numodular@c.im]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2026 14:35:48 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to omfg on Tue, 28 Apr 2026 14:35:32 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/gentlemantech%40cyberplace.social">@<span>GentlemanTech</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/rk%40mastodon.well.com">@<span>rk</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/grrlscientist%40mastodon.social">@<span>grrlscientist</span></a></span> </p><p>You could just vote to do that. Nobody's stopping you (unlike here <img src="https://forum.fedi.dk/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/2639.png?v=7979fdcf9c7" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--white_frowning_face" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="☹" alt="☹" />️ <img src="https://forum.fedi.dk/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f3f4.png?v=7979fdcf9c7" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--waving_black_flag" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="🏴" alt="🏴" />󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 )</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.scot/users/petealexharris/statuses/116482830004566121</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.scot/users/petealexharris/statuses/116482830004566121</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[petealexharris@mastodon.scot]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2026 14:35:32 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to omfg on Tue, 28 Apr 2026 14:33:58 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/grrlscientist%40mastodon.social">@<span>grrlscientist</span></a></span> Not to rain on this particular parade, but Reuters places the blame on D.C, not The White House: <a href="https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/dc-preparation-king-charles-visit-goes-down-under-with-australian-flag-error-2026-04-24/" rel="nofollow noopener"><span>https://www.</span><span>reuters.com/world/asia-pacific</span><span>/dc-preparation-king-charles-visit-goes-down-under-with-australian-flag-error-2026-04-24/</span></a></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://chaos.social/users/henryk/statuses/116482823850612770</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://chaos.social/users/henryk/statuses/116482823850612770</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[henryk@chaos.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2026 14:33:58 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to omfg on Tue, 28 Apr 2026 14:33:32 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/numodular%40c.im">@<span>numodular</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/grrlscientist%40mastodon.social">@<span>grrlscientist</span></a></span> <br />You know, he probably would think the flag of Greenland is green, now you mention it.<br />But he's probably literally forgotten that Greenland exists, so nobody remind him please.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.scot/users/petealexharris/statuses/116482822165530254</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.scot/users/petealexharris/statuses/116482822165530254</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[petealexharris@mastodon.scot]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2026 14:33:32 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to omfg on Tue, 28 Apr 2026 14:33:11 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/grrlscientist%40mastodon.social">@<span>grrlscientist</span></a></span> <br />Oh please let this be real</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/adamantichrist/statuses/116482820781318295</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/adamantichrist/statuses/116482820781318295</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[adamantichrist@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2026 14:33:11 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to omfg on Tue, 28 Apr 2026 14:32:44 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/grrlscientist%40mastodon.social">@<span>grrlscientist</span></a></span> </p><p>Well it's part of the "Anglosphere"!</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://rollenspiel.social/users/alexshendi/statuses/116482818977037331</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://rollenspiel.social/users/alexshendi/statuses/116482818977037331</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[alexshendi@rollenspiel.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2026 14:32:44 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to omfg on Tue, 28 Apr 2026 14:32:39 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/grrlscientist%40mastodon.social">@<span>grrlscientist</span></a></span> won't be the first time for the US* to show total ignorance.<br />here's <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yS5NyEyHxoE" rel="nofollow noopener"><span>https://www.</span><span>youtube.com/watch?v=yS5NyEyHxoE</span><span></span></a> singing <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Nazi" rel="tag">#<span>Nazi</span></a> national anthem for the team from <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Germany" rel="tag">#<span>Germany</span></a> <img src="https://forum.fedi.dk/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f926.png?v=7979fdcf9c7" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--face_palm" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="🤦" alt="🤦" /> I mean it's the same melody and all, it must be true</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.world/users/hszakher/statuses/116482818652288287</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.world/users/hszakher/statuses/116482818652288287</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[hszakher@mastodon.world]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2026 14:32:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to omfg on Tue, 28 Apr 2026 14:32:20 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/grrlscientist%40mastodon.social">@<span>grrlscientist</span></a></span> bah technically Charles is King of Australia, no ? <img src="https://forum.fedi.dk/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f608.png?v=7979fdcf9c7" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--smiling_imp" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="😈" alt="😈" /></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mamot.fr/users/gfadrelle/statuses/116482817411929104</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mamot.fr/users/gfadrelle/statuses/116482817411929104</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[gfadrelle@mamot.fr]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2026 14:32:20 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to omfg on Tue, 28 Apr 2026 14:31:32 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/rk%40mastodon.well.com">@<span>rk</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/grrlscientist%40mastodon.social">@<span>grrlscientist</span></a></span>  please don’t say that out loud, a lot of us are still in shock that we didn’t become a republic when the Queen died <img src="https://forum.fedi.dk/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f61e.png?v=7979fdcf9c7" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--disappointed" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":(" alt="😞" /></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://cyberplace.social/users/GentlemanTech/statuses/116482814249308906</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://cyberplace.social/users/GentlemanTech/statuses/116482814249308906</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[gentlemantech@cyberplace.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2026 14:31:32 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to omfg on Tue, 28 Apr 2026 14:31:17 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/grrlscientist%40mastodon.social">@<span>grrlscientist</span></a></span> </p><p>I guess he's confused about the Australian Republicans.</p><p><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_Republic_Movement" rel="nofollow noopener"><span>https://</span><span>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australi</span><span>an_Republic_Movement</span></a></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://ohai.social/users/resuna/statuses/116482813272028046</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://ohai.social/users/resuna/statuses/116482813272028046</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[resuna@ohai.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2026 14:31:17 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to omfg on Tue, 28 Apr 2026 14:30:21 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/grrlscientist%40mastodon.social">@<span>grrlscientist</span></a></span></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hear-me.social/users/johntinker/statuses/116482809633952774</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hear-me.social/users/johntinker/statuses/116482809633952774</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[johntinker@hear-me.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2026 14:30:21 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to omfg on Tue, 28 Apr 2026 14:26:49 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/grrlscientist%40mastodon.social">@<span>grrlscientist</span></a></span> </p><p>I mean, he *is* King of Australia…</p><p>Good lord.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.well.com/users/rk/statuses/116482795750868080</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.well.com/users/rk/statuses/116482795750868080</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[rk@mastodon.well.com]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2026 14:26:49 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to omfg on Tue, 28 Apr 2026 14:23:33 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/grrlscientist%40mastodon.social">@<span>grrlscientist</span></a></span> </p><p><img src="https://forum.fedi.dk/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f923.png?v=7979fdcf9c7" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--rolling_on_the_floor_laughing" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="🤣" alt="🤣" /><img src="https://forum.fedi.dk/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f923.png?v=7979fdcf9c7" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--rolling_on_the_floor_laughing" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="🤣" alt="🤣" /><img src="https://forum.fedi.dk/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f923.png?v=7979fdcf9c7" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--rolling_on_the_floor_laughing" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="🤣" alt="🤣" /><img src="https://forum.fedi.dk/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f923.png?v=7979fdcf9c7" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--rolling_on_the_floor_laughing" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="🤣" alt="🤣" /></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://toot.community/ap/users/116374986150724146/statuses/116482782877715246</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://toot.community/ap/users/116374986150724146/statuses/116482782877715246</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[musiquenow@toot.community]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2026 14:23:33 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to omfg on Tue, 28 Apr 2026 14:18:10 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/grrlscientist%40mastodon.social">@<span>grrlscientist</span></a></span> Did the orange-tan forego the conquering of Greenland, because green clashes with the red-white-and-blue?..</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://c.im/users/numodular/statuses/116482761706966918</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://c.im/users/numodular/statuses/116482761706966918</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[numodular@c.im]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2026 14:18:10 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>