<![CDATA[Sure the world is mostly shit, but I was in the supermarket the other day and there was a toddler in the trolley who had a gingerbread biscuit with a panda face on it and she was absolutely fucking ecstatic about it.]]>Sure the world is mostly shit, but I was in the supermarket the other day and there was a toddler in the trolley who had a gingerbread biscuit with a panda face on it and she was absolutely fucking ecstatic about it.

She kept shouting “Banda, Banda” then proceeded to put the biscuit on her head and said “Banda on head, oh no!”

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/01f35ffb-362c-4f45-951d-bd866c458f98/sure-the-world-is-mostly-shit-but-i-was-in-the-supermarket-the-other-day-and-there-was-a-toddler-in-the-trolley-who-had-a-gingerbread-biscuit-with-a-panda-face-on-it-and-she-was-absolutely-fucking-ecstatic-about-it.RSS for NodeThu, 16 Jul 2026 04:04:28 GMTTue, 30 Jun 2026 21:46:06 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Sure the world is mostly shit, but I was in the supermarket the other day and there was a toddler in the trolley who had a gingerbread biscuit with a panda face on it and she was absolutely fucking ecstatic about it. on Wed, 01 Jul 2026 09:46:01 GMT]]>@Nickiquote we then spend the years from 3 to death trying to recapture that sort of vibe 🙂

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/bobthomson70/statuses/116844079449567822https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/bobthomson70/statuses/116844079449567822Wed, 01 Jul 2026 09:46:01 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Sure the world is mostly shit, but I was in the supermarket the other day and there was a toddler in the trolley who had a gingerbread biscuit with a panda face on it and she was absolutely fucking ecstatic about it. on Wed, 01 Jul 2026 02:44:23 GMT]]>@Nickiquote This is The Kind Of News We Need Right Now!!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://jawns.club/users/acm_redfox/statuses/116842421486266393https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://jawns.club/users/acm_redfox/statuses/116842421486266393Wed, 01 Jul 2026 02:44:23 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Sure the world is mostly shit, but I was in the supermarket the other day and there was a toddler in the trolley who had a gingerbread biscuit with a panda face on it and she was absolutely fucking ecstatic about it. on Tue, 30 Jun 2026 23:20:15 GMT]]>@Nickiquote @ColesStreetPothole BANDA ON HEAD!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://universeodon.com/users/Twotired/statuses/116841618853617808https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://universeodon.com/users/Twotired/statuses/116841618853617808Tue, 30 Jun 2026 23:20:15 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Sure the world is mostly shit, but I was in the supermarket the other day and there was a toddler in the trolley who had a gingerbread biscuit with a panda face on it and she was absolutely fucking ecstatic about it. on Tue, 30 Jun 2026 22:52:51 GMT]]>@Nickiquote I feel giddy already. Wonder what shipping is to Colorado, U.S.

https://www.waitrose.com/ecom/products/iced-penelope-panda-shortbread-cookie/783979-817036-817037?srsltid=AfmBOorfqHI82tx3BSuWmCM-rRb6V9HNTmS9Ih-L7x2KUizFBoEZpx6d

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/edwilk/statuses/116841511084832187https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/edwilk/statuses/116841511084832187Tue, 30 Jun 2026 22:52:51 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Sure the world is mostly shit, but I was in the supermarket the other day and there was a toddler in the trolley who had a gingerbread biscuit with a panda face on it and she was absolutely fucking ecstatic about it. on Tue, 30 Jun 2026 22:45:17 GMT]]>@edwilk this was it. Shortbread rather than gingerbread, apparently.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/Nickiquote/statuses/116841481354833823https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/Nickiquote/statuses/116841481354833823Tue, 30 Jun 2026 22:45:17 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Sure the world is mostly shit, but I was in the supermarket the other day and there was a toddler in the trolley who had a gingerbread biscuit with a panda face on it and she was absolutely fucking ecstatic about it. on Tue, 30 Jun 2026 22:07:34 GMT]]>@Nickiquote [ immediately begins search for panda biscuits ]

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/edwilk/statuses/116841333037822496https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/edwilk/statuses/116841333037822496Tue, 30 Jun 2026 22:07:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Sure the world is mostly shit, but I was in the supermarket the other day and there was a toddler in the trolley who had a gingerbread biscuit with a panda face on it and she was absolutely fucking ecstatic about it. on Tue, 30 Jun 2026 21:50:46 GMT]]>@ColesStreetPothole BANDA!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/Nickiquote/statuses/116841266995574357https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/Nickiquote/statuses/116841266995574357Tue, 30 Jun 2026 21:50:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Sure the world is mostly shit, but I was in the supermarket the other day and there was a toddler in the trolley who had a gingerbread biscuit with a panda face on it and she was absolutely fucking ecstatic about it. on Tue, 30 Jun 2026 21:50:40 GMT]]>@Nickiquote Excellent work all round.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/sodslawyer/statuses/116841266553610417https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/sodslawyer/statuses/116841266553610417Tue, 30 Jun 2026 21:50:40 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Sure the world is mostly shit, but I was in the supermarket the other day and there was a toddler in the trolley who had a gingerbread biscuit with a panda face on it and she was absolutely fucking ecstatic about it. on Tue, 30 Jun 2026 21:49:35 GMT]]>@Nickiquote 🐼

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://weatherishappening.network/users/ColesStreetPothole/statuses/116841262323054352https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://weatherishappening.network/users/ColesStreetPothole/statuses/116841262323054352Tue, 30 Jun 2026 21:49:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Sure the world is mostly shit, but I was in the supermarket the other day and there was a toddler in the trolley who had a gingerbread biscuit with a panda face on it and she was absolutely fucking ecstatic about it. on Tue, 30 Jun 2026 21:48:18 GMT]]>@Nickiquote
Yes kid.
The weight of a panda would kill you
Nice way to go. Gotta hand you that.
Nine out of ten for originality
Sadly that's not a real panda though
Or I'd be diving under there with you

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.scot/users/spytfyre/statuses/116841257272595565https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.scot/users/spytfyre/statuses/116841257272595565Tue, 30 Jun 2026 21:48:18 GMT