<![CDATA[Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/]]>Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/

You know what, I'm trying to comment on this but I just can't think of anything funnier to say than how this is sure to turn out

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/0659a33e-73ed-4ffd-bc0e-e96ec583c64e/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees-https-arstechnica.com-ai-2026-04-meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employeesRSS for NodeWed, 15 Apr 2026 00:57:03 GMTMon, 13 Apr 2026 15:46:32 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/ on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 18:54:05 GMT]]>@cwebber
How do you tell your employees you don't care about them...
Fuck me, what an imbecile.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mederland.nl/users/jarjan/statuses/116398912027395267https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mederland.nl/users/jarjan/statuses/116398912027395267Mon, 13 Apr 2026 18:54:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/ on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 18:42:27 GMT]]>@mehdi_benadel @cwebber https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Making_Mr._Right

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://glasgow.social/users/craignicol/statuses/116398866265900813https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://glasgow.social/users/craignicol/statuses/116398866265900813Mon, 13 Apr 2026 18:42:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/ on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 18:39:14 GMT]]>@mehdi_benadel @cwebber I'm sure that was the plot of a John Malkovich movie. Only his machine clone was going to the moon.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://glasgow.social/users/craignicol/statuses/116398853617469458https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://glasgow.social/users/craignicol/statuses/116398853617469458Mon, 13 Apr 2026 18:39:14 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/ on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 18:16:05 GMT]]>@cwebber I'd make a funny "clanker" name with him but don't want to be accidentally hired by fb

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://neopaquita.es/users/ehproque/statuses/116398762569886547https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://neopaquita.es/users/ehproque/statuses/116398762569886547Mon, 13 Apr 2026 18:16:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/ on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 18:09:19 GMT]]>@cwebber Smells a bit like 百花齊放

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.nu/users/ahltorp/statuses/116398735976040628https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.nu/users/ahltorp/statuses/116398735976040628Mon, 13 Apr 2026 18:09:19 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/ on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 17:40:49 GMT]]>@cwebber @vv Quite frankly and if you'd ask me ,,,,,,, in these two images Mark and his A.I. shadow robot both look like sick people, they need help! 😮

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://todon.eu/users/regendans/statuses/116398623909223527https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://todon.eu/users/regendans/statuses/116398623909223527Mon, 13 Apr 2026 17:40:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/ on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 17:39:15 GMT]]>@cwebber

The perpetually-scanning face of a very confused and lost ro-boy who hates that all of reality isn't just polished aluminum and recharging outlets.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.plus/users/GGMcBG/statuses/116398617748628775https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.plus/users/GGMcBG/statuses/116398617748628775Mon, 13 Apr 2026 17:39:15 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/ on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 17:36:05 GMT]]>@cwebber

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.bsd.cafe/users/jaap/statuses/116398605328568774https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.bsd.cafe/users/jaap/statuses/116398605328568774Mon, 13 Apr 2026 17:36:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/ on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 17:26:10 GMT]]>@cwebber If it can be tricked into giving raises, I'm on board. Large-corp CEO is the most AI-replaceable job anyway.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.gamedev.place/users/landelare/statuses/116398566312402730https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.gamedev.place/users/landelare/statuses/116398566312402730Mon, 13 Apr 2026 17:26:10 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/ on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 17:18:59 GMT]]>@cwebber

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/DukeDuke/statuses/116398538038550116https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/DukeDuke/statuses/116398538038550116Mon, 13 Apr 2026 17:18:59 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/ on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 17:16:31 GMT]]>@cwebber @mastodonmigration https://mastodon.infrageeks.social/@erik/116398039556846272

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.infrageeks.social/users/erik/statuses/116398528336177747https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.infrageeks.social/users/erik/statuses/116398528336177747Mon, 13 Apr 2026 17:16:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/ on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 17:14:02 GMT]]>@cwebber Even the one version is one too many.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/art_histories/statuses/116398518624192776https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/art_histories/statuses/116398518624192776Mon, 13 Apr 2026 17:14:02 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/ on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 17:12:05 GMT]]>@cwebber How could anyone tell?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://masto.hackers.town/users/drwho/statuses/116398510927927580https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://masto.hackers.town/users/drwho/statuses/116398510927927580Mon, 13 Apr 2026 17:12:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/ on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 17:04:46 GMT]]>@cwebber I do hope that ZuckAi degrades like the portrait of Dorian Gray based on the ZuckReal public perception

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/wtrmt/statuses/116398482193481275https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/wtrmt/statuses/116398482193481275Mon, 13 Apr 2026 17:04:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/ on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 17:02:40 GMT]]>@cwebber guess which version will be firing people left and right?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/wtrmt/statuses/116398473922034441https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/wtrmt/statuses/116398473922034441Mon, 13 Apr 2026 17:02:40 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/ on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 17:01:08 GMT]]>@cwebber
seems redundant

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://c.im/users/KevinFlynn/statuses/116398467881789871https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://c.im/users/KevinFlynn/statuses/116398467881789871Mon, 13 Apr 2026 17:01:08 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/ on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 16:59:14 GMT]]>@cwebber Will this ever be available outside Meta? We could all benefit from the calming presence of a little Mark Zuckerberg in the corner of our screen, always available to watch over us and guide us with his wisdom.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://xoxo.zone/users/neilk/statuses/116398460395308229https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://xoxo.zone/users/neilk/statuses/116398460395308229Mon, 13 Apr 2026 16:59:14 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/ on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 16:54:49 GMT]]>@cwebber maybe they realize that a ceo agent is actually more useful than replacing the actual workers with ai…

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hci.social/users/io/statuses/116398443019945761https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hci.social/users/io/statuses/116398443019945761Mon, 13 Apr 2026 16:54:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/ on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 16:54:28 GMT]]>@cwebber Sounds like Zuck's job is in danger of being replaced by AI. Think about how much money Meta could save by laying him off...

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://techhub.social/users/cbielstein/statuses/116398441684247969https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://techhub.social/users/cbielstein/statuses/116398441684247969Mon, 13 Apr 2026 16:54:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/ on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 16:51:48 GMT]]>@cwebber so…anything the employees can persuade it say is an official quote attributable to Mark Zuckerberg, agreed? And legally binding.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://lgbtqia.space/ap/users/115954705748060153/statuses/116398431160696079https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://lgbtqia.space/ap/users/115954705748060153/statuses/116398431160696079Mon, 13 Apr 2026 16:51:48 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/ on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 16:51:22 GMT]]>@cwebber We all know how this will end ...
(I'm sure you can see the resemblance, too, right?)

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://kanoa.de/users/makeratschool/statuses/116398429438644374https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://kanoa.de/users/makeratschool/statuses/116398429438644374Mon, 13 Apr 2026 16:51:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/ on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 16:47:42 GMT]]>@cwebber
When the AI version of yourself is somehow less alienating than the real thing.]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://blob.cat/objects/6a4543d9-26cb-4f3f-bf88-b14013b7e4e8https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://blob.cat/objects/6a4543d9-26cb-4f3f-bf88-b14013b7e4e8Mon, 13 Apr 2026 16:47:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/ on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 16:43:32 GMT]]>@a2_4am @cwebber Appreciate the double entendre of the idea having legs even though metaZuck doesn't have legs.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/Two9A/statuses/116398398671249421https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/Two9A/statuses/116398398671249421Mon, 13 Apr 2026 16:43:32 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/ on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 16:39:44 GMT]]>@cwebber IDK who would actually use it. I can assure you at no point did the times get tough enough for me to wish for a "what would Mark do?" bracelet to consult.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/prism/statuses/116398383716406491https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/prism/statuses/116398383716406491Mon, 13 Apr 2026 16:39:44 GMT