<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Spotted on Kew Terrace today, this has to be the most Glaswegian sign I&#x27;ve seen in a long time.]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Spotted on Kew Terrace today, this has to be the most Glaswegian sign I've seen in a long time. If you woke up after a night out recently in bed with a hangover and more gnomes than usual, please return them to their rightful home.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/glasgow" rel="tag">#<span>glasgow</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/keepglasgowweird" rel="tag">#<span>keepglasgowweird</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/signs" rel="tag">#<span>signs</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/returnthegnomes" rel="tag">#<span>returnthegnomes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/gnomes" rel="tag">#<span>gnomes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/missinggnomes" rel="tag">#<span>missinggnomes</span></a></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/0e2ffb10-b42f-40a7-89f1-597b4609880e/spotted-on-kew-terrace-today-this-has-to-be-the-most-glaswegian-sign-i-ve-seen-in-a-long-time.</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2026 12:03:09 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/0e2ffb10-b42f-40a7-89f1-597b4609880e.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2026 20:37:29 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Spotted on Kew Terrace today, this has to be the most Glaswegian sign I&#x27;ve seen in a long time. on Fri, 13 Mar 2026 22:52:43 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/thisismyglasgow%40mastodon.scot">@<span>thisismyglasgow</span></a></span>  <span><a href="/user/samueljohnson%40mstdn.social">@<span>samueljohnson</span></a></span> I also recall it being a key part of the storyline in a movie...</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.scot/users/jbenjamint/statuses/116224318750458142</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.scot/users/jbenjamint/statuses/116224318750458142</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[jbenjamint@mastodon.scot]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2026 22:52:43 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Spotted on Kew Terrace today, this has to be the most Glaswegian sign I&#x27;ve seen in a long time. on Fri, 13 Mar 2026 22:18:09 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/samueljohnson%40mstdn.social">@<span>samueljohnson</span></a></span> Yes, I've heard of that, too. I've also heard of lawn flamingos in the US doing that. <img src="https://forum.fedi.dk/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f600.png?v=94543ec6bc6" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--grinning" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="😀" alt="😀" /></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.scot/users/thisismyglasgow/statuses/116224182845032849</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.scot/users/thisismyglasgow/statuses/116224182845032849</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[thisismyglasgow@mastodon.scot]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2026 22:18:09 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Spotted on Kew Terrace today, this has to be the most Glaswegian sign I&#x27;ve seen in a long time. on Fri, 13 Mar 2026 22:01:22 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/thisismyglasgow%40mastodon.scot">@<span>thisismyglasgow</span></a></span> I've seen a photo diary of an abducted gnome who went on a round the world tour and ended up back home (before such a thing was easily faked with AI image generation).</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/samueljohnson/statuses/116224116799242440</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/samueljohnson/statuses/116224116799242440</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[samueljohnson@mstdn.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2026 22:01:22 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Spotted on Kew Terrace today, this has to be the most Glaswegian sign I&#x27;ve seen in a long time. on Fri, 13 Mar 2026 20:52:01 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/thisismyglasgow%40mastodon.scot" rel="nofollow noopener">@<span>thisismyglasgow</span></a></span> some bastards stole a statue Shaun the Sheep from a nearby village</p><p>it was found in an abandoned factory a little up country, repaired and returned</p><p>but its a thing for helping children celebrate certain holidays. that's what makes me angry. stealing from children</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://tech.lgbt/users/normjess/statuses/116223844105567220</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://tech.lgbt/users/normjess/statuses/116223844105567220</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[normjess@tech.lgbt]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2026 20:52:01 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Spotted on Kew Terrace today, this has to be the most Glaswegian sign I&#x27;ve seen in a long time. on Fri, 13 Mar 2026 20:47:18 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/thisismyglasgow%40mastodon.scot">@<span>thisismyglasgow</span></a></span> </p><p>this reminds me of when my neighbor's junkie brother stole a (very heavy) stone buddha out of my fenced-in backyard.</p><p>i could just picture him pushing it around Baltimore city in a shopping cart, trying to find someone who'd give him 10 dollars for it</p><p>SMFH</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/rustoleumlove/statuses/116223825589817060</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/rustoleumlove/statuses/116223825589817060</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[rustoleumlove@mastodon.online]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2026 20:47:18 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>