<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Life finds a way]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Life finds a way</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/0e7d46b0-a0b4-4676-bcdd-1a3a1e9a8f68/life-finds-a-way</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Thu, 14 May 2026 03:40:42 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/0e7d46b0-a0b4-4676-bcdd-1a3a1e9a8f68.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2026 10:22:10 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Life finds a way on Mon, 04 May 2026 16:28:37 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/vowe%40social.heise.de">@<span>vowe</span></a></span> source?</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/H0ffmann/statuses/116517248554251974</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/H0ffmann/statuses/116517248554251974</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[h0ffmann@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2026 16:28:37 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Life finds a way on Mon, 04 May 2026 16:28:11 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/vowe%40social.heise.de">@<span>vowe</span></a></span> If kids are able to unlock their parents phones with their faces, why wouldn't drawn on mustaches and wrinkles work for "general" age verification?</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://newsie.social/users/mdb/statuses/116517246834536459</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://newsie.social/users/mdb/statuses/116517246834536459</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[mdb@newsie.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2026 16:28:11 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Life finds a way on Mon, 04 May 2026 16:27:42 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/vowe%40social.heise.de">@<span>vowe</span></a></span> </p><p>Just watched a whole skit in my head of a kid drawing a mustache on to go online, then mistakenly getting caught in a swarm of biznessmen on their way out of a martini bar from lunch, and he ends-up working as a vp with them forever. <br />Forever.<br />For. Ever.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.plus/users/GGMcBG/statuses/116517244919119866</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.plus/users/GGMcBG/statuses/116517244919119866</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[ggmcbg@mstdn.plus]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2026 16:27:42 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Life finds a way on Mon, 04 May 2026 16:15:26 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><a href="/user/amici%40fribygda.no">@amici@fribygda.no</a> <a href="/user/vowe%40social.heise.de">@vowe@social.heise.de</a><span> <br /><br /></span><a href="https://www.amazon.com/BESPORTBLE-Groucho-Marx-Glasses-Entertainment/dp/B0F7HN471W">Internet access kit</a> for children</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://blahaj.zone/notes/aluyt8m4kx2o00d0</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://blahaj.zone/notes/aluyt8m4kx2o00d0</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[ferricoxide@blahaj.zone]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2026 16:15:26 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Life finds a way on Mon, 04 May 2026 15:55:24 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="/user/nini%40oldbytes.space">@nini@oldbytes.space</a> <a href="/user/vowe%40social.heise.de">@vowe@social.heise.de</a> Maybe I shouldn't have kept suggesting they use Signal or something.]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://doomscroller.social/notes/aluy3h6flzpu024t</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://doomscroller.social/notes/aluy3h6flzpu024t</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[driusan@doomscroller.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2026 15:55:24 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Life finds a way on Mon, 04 May 2026 15:53:46 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/driusan%40doomscroller.social" rel="nofollow noopener">@<span>driusan</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/vowe%40social.heise.de" rel="nofollow noopener">@<span>vowe</span></a></span> The stuff of nightmares.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://oldbytes.space/users/nini/statuses/116517111494638570</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://oldbytes.space/users/nini/statuses/116517111494638570</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[nini@oldbytes.space]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2026 15:53:46 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Life finds a way on Mon, 04 May 2026 15:52:15 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/vowe%40social.heise.de" rel="nofollow noopener">@<span>vowe</span></a></span> I knew it, it was 3 kids in a trenchcoat!</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/lukeharby/statuses/116517105522113969</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/lukeharby/statuses/116517105522113969</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[lukeharby@infosec.exchange]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2026 15:52:15 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Life finds a way on Mon, 04 May 2026 15:49:23 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/vowe%40social.heise.de" rel="nofollow noopener">@<span>vowe</span></a></span>    People are looking at this the wrong way. </p><p>Everyone understands that we are not banning the kids from socials in any real or effective way.</p><p>What we are doing is banning social media from our kids. Here in Manitoba, AI bots too, which is even better news. </p><p>Cause the thing is, they already know who is using the social site, they know everything, we've been obligingly helping them to setup the surveillance all along. </p><p>This idea that requiring a credit card or some such to use adult-oriented sites is somehow the final step is <em>absurd</em>.</p><p>But if they are found to have knowingly allowed kids to use the sites (and again, they <em>absolutely do</em> know who is at the keyboard, even if multiple people are using the same computer) and not kicked the kid off, that needs to make them legally liable, and if a kid ends up damaged in any way by it (ie. they are lured, for instance) the liability should be criminal.</p><p>At the moment it's "let the kids go on the internet anywhere because free speech!"</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://growers.social/users/jpaskaruk/statuses/116517094243445733</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://growers.social/users/jpaskaruk/statuses/116517094243445733</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[jpaskaruk@growers.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2026 15:49:23 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Life finds a way on Mon, 04 May 2026 15:47:05 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/ticho%40mas.to">@<span>ticho</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/vowe%40social.heise.de">@<span>vowe</span></a></span> </p><p>We are living in the 'Age of The Onion' 🧅</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/harib_murshidi/statuses/116517085223145810</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/harib_murshidi/statuses/116517085223145810</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[harib_murshidi@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2026 15:47:05 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Life finds a way on Mon, 04 May 2026 15:44:01 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<span><a href="/user/vowe%40social.heise.de" rel="ugc">@<span>vowe</span></a></span> you wouldn't download a moustache]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://comp.lain.la/objects/ca8ca730-7a2b-4151-9050-1d06bb081868</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://comp.lain.la/objects/ca8ca730-7a2b-4151-9050-1d06bb081868</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[nimbius666@comp.lain.la]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2026 15:44:01 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Life finds a way on Mon, 04 May 2026 15:38:43 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/vowe%40social.heise.de">@<span>vowe</span></a></span> What would be funny is if kids would learn 'proper' makeup-to-look-older from tutorials on youtube and tiktok...</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mendeddrum.org/users/wynke/statuses/116517052324405570</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mendeddrum.org/users/wynke/statuses/116517052324405570</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[wynke@mendeddrum.org]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2026 15:38:43 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Life finds a way on Mon, 04 May 2026 15:37:01 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/vowe%40social.heise.de">@<span>vowe</span></a></span> Amusing headline aside, it's noteworthy that the report's evidence argues that VPNs are *not* being significantly used to circumvent age gates.  Hopefully this will reduce some of the pressure to apply the same controls to VPNs.  </p><p>Data protection and privacy of information are mentioned... but not strongly enough.  People don't realise privacy's gone until it's too late, I think.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fosstodon.org/users/greenpike/statuses/116517045617552414</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fosstodon.org/users/greenpike/statuses/116517045617552414</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[greenpike@fosstodon.org]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2026 15:37:01 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Life finds a way on Mon, 04 May 2026 15:32:19 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="/user/nini%40oldbytes.space">@nini@oldbytes.space</a> <a href="/user/vowe%40social.heise.de">@vowe@social.heise.de</a> Now I'm suddenly really hoping the fact that my kid's school "shadowbanned" MS Teams doesn't result in him trying to find illicit ways to continue to use Teams.]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://doomscroller.social/notes/alux9shklzpu023v</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://doomscroller.social/notes/alux9shklzpu023v</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[driusan@doomscroller.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2026 15:32:19 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Life finds a way on Mon, 04 May 2026 15:24:36 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/lydiaconwell%40todon.nl" rel="nofollow noopener">@<span>lydiaconwell</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/vowe%40social.heise.de" rel="nofollow noopener">@<span>vowe</span></a></span> Almost like they expect kids to circumvent it instantly requiring ever more draconian verification intrusions into people's ability to roam online anonymously.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://oldbytes.space/users/nini/statuses/116516996814477217</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://oldbytes.space/users/nini/statuses/116516996814477217</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[nini@oldbytes.space]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2026 15:24:36 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Life finds a way on Mon, 04 May 2026 15:22:30 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/driusan%40doomscroller.social" rel="nofollow noopener">@<span>driusan</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/vowe%40social.heise.de" rel="nofollow noopener">@<span>vowe</span></a></span> Entirely unprecedented, not like I didn't do it myself or anything.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://oldbytes.space/users/nini/statuses/116516988564183531</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://oldbytes.space/users/nini/statuses/116516988564183531</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[nini@oldbytes.space]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2026 15:22:30 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Life finds a way on Mon, 04 May 2026 15:21:03 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/vowe%40social.heise.de">@<span>vowe</span></a></span> Absolute LOL</p><p>Sounds like a scene some silly 70s movie</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fribygda.no/users/amici/statuses/116516982849832933</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fribygda.no/users/amici/statuses/116516982849832933</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[amici@fribygda.no]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2026 15:21:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Life finds a way on Mon, 04 May 2026 15:19:41 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/vowe%40social.heise.de">@<span>vowe</span></a></span> next up, Groucho Goggles 🥸</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.caskey-demaret.se/users/aaron/statuses/116516977455237180</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.caskey-demaret.se/users/aaron/statuses/116516977455237180</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[aaron@social.caskey-demaret.se]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2026 15:19:41 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Life finds a way on Mon, 04 May 2026 15:00:12 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/vowe%40social.heise.de">@<span>vowe</span></a></span> best possible new story. Already won it Monday. I can log off for the week <img src="https://forum.fedi.dk/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f602.png?v=7979fdcf9c7" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--joy" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="😂" alt="😂" /></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://c.im/users/jake4480/statuses/116516900890142995</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://c.im/users/jake4480/statuses/116516900890142995</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[jake4480@c.im]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2026 15:00:12 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Life finds a way on Mon, 04 May 2026 14:55:50 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/vowe%40social.heise.de">@<span>vowe</span></a></span> </p><p>Duchamp lives!!!!!!</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://toot.community/users/peachfront/statuses/116516883725600020</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://toot.community/users/peachfront/statuses/116516883725600020</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[peachfront@toot.community]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2026 14:55:50 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Life finds a way on Mon, 04 May 2026 14:55:21 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/vowe%40social.heise.de">@<span>vowe</span></a></span> i wish i could see this as a win, but it's not. these kids now have their faces on some surveillance database that will inevitably be breeched or used to extract metadata which can be sold to targetted advertizers or the like. the surveillance is the point and this failure in the system only lets them collect more data on even more vulnerable people</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://plush.city/users/Yza/statuses/116516881785744641</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://plush.city/users/Yza/statuses/116516881785744641</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[yza@plush.city]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2026 14:55:21 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Life finds a way on Mon, 04 May 2026 14:53:09 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/vowe%40social.heise.de">@<span>vowe</span></a></span> </p><p>LOL,   shows how bad these systems are eh,</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://techhub.social/users/zleap/statuses/116516873143164023</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://techhub.social/users/zleap/statuses/116516873143164023</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[zleap@techhub.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2026 14:53:09 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Life finds a way on Mon, 04 May 2026 14:50:26 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/vowe%40social.heise.de">@<span>vowe</span></a></span> imagine being a kid back in the day, vandalising posters with mustaches and when you turn to an adult you force children to do it to themselves<br />Now that is an evil villain alright</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/TagHunt/statuses/116516862458847105</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/TagHunt/statuses/116516862458847105</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[taghunt@infosec.exchange]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2026 14:50:26 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Life finds a way on Mon, 04 May 2026 14:48:12 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/mediocreman%40mastodon.social">@<span>Mediocreman</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/vowe%40social.heise.de">@<span>vowe</span></a></span> it was never supposed to be useful. Just scary. And I'm glad to hear about people refusing to be scared.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://wandering.shop/users/WizardOfDocs/statuses/116516853649679501</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://wandering.shop/users/WizardOfDocs/statuses/116516853649679501</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[wizardofdocs@wandering.shop]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2026 14:48:12 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Life finds a way on Mon, 04 May 2026 14:38:52 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/vowe%40social.heise.de">@<span>vowe</span></a></span> Yes, but the aim of this story is to call for more online surveillance for all. It's saying exiting measures to protect children aren't working so strong ID checks are needed.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://todon.nl/users/lydiaconwell/statuses/116516816973046206</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://todon.nl/users/lydiaconwell/statuses/116516816973046206</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[lydiaconwell@todon.nl]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2026 14:38:52 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>