<![CDATA[The Cat Motherships Arrive]]>The Cat Motherships Arrive

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/0fac8313-0a61-498c-9f79-0fce2608006e/the-cat-motherships-arriveRSS for NodeFri, 11 Sep 2026 19:22:12 GMTSat, 29 Aug 2026 02:17:30 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to The Cat Motherships Arrive on Sat, 29 Aug 2026 06:08:39 GMT]]>@catsalad cuter than passenger planes that's for sure

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fouroclockfarms.club/users/murderkroger/statuses/117177301018186326https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fouroclockfarms.club/users/murderkroger/statuses/117177301018186326Sat, 29 Aug 2026 06:08:39 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Cat Motherships Arrive on Sat, 29 Aug 2026 04:27:55 GMT]]>@catsalad That's an ending I can live with.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.vivaldi.net/users/kramaker/statuses/117176904963503456https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.vivaldi.net/users/kramaker/statuses/117176904963503456Sat, 29 Aug 2026 04:27:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Cat Motherships Arrive on Sat, 29 Aug 2026 03:50:57 GMT]]>@catsalad i for one hug our catloaf overlords

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/ferrix/statuses/117176759563625762https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/ferrix/statuses/117176759563625762Sat, 29 Aug 2026 03:50:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Cat Motherships Arrive on Sat, 29 Aug 2026 03:38:35 GMT]]>@catsalad Lol, this one is really hilarious πŸ˜‚

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/117126664790758713/statuses/117176710941877314https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/117126664790758713/statuses/117176710941877314Sat, 29 Aug 2026 03:38:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Cat Motherships Arrive on Sat, 29 Aug 2026 03:27:00 GMT]]>@catsalad they erect a giant intergalactic Stargate, but whenever it opens a sparkly hyperspace tunnel to strange alien worlds they refuse to go through, and when in closes they meow and meow until you open it again.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/tomhead/statuses/117176665434003946https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/tomhead/statuses/117176665434003946Sat, 29 Aug 2026 03:27:00 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Cat Motherships Arrive on Sat, 29 Aug 2026 03:08:11 GMT]]>@catsalad Don't stand underneath when they fly by.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/karamazov1879/statuses/117176591407005274https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/karamazov1879/statuses/117176591407005274Sat, 29 Aug 2026 03:08:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Cat Motherships Arrive on Sat, 29 Aug 2026 03:00:09 GMT]]>@paul_ipv6 @renardboy @catsalad Oh I assure you they can have that. 😭😭

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.ridetrans.it/users/Andres4NY/statuses/117176559846156973https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.ridetrans.it/users/Andres4NY/statuses/117176559846156973Sat, 29 Aug 2026 03:00:09 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Cat Motherships Arrive on Sat, 29 Aug 2026 03:00:01 GMT]]>@paul_ipv6 @catsalad pffft, say that to a cat who snuck a few good licks off the little aluminium thing from a yoghurt pot

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/renardboy/statuses/117176559272129226https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/renardboy/statuses/117176559272129226Sat, 29 Aug 2026 03:00:01 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Cat Motherships Arrive on Sat, 29 Aug 2026 02:57:20 GMT]]>@superball @catsalad @renardboy I always thought that the file name was salad and the parser used non-printing characters instead of spaces.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://epsilon-ix.masto.host/users/fuzzface/statuses/117176548767783545https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://epsilon-ix.masto.host/users/fuzzface/statuses/117176548767783545Sat, 29 Aug 2026 02:57:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Cat Motherships Arrive on Sat, 29 Aug 2026 02:56:33 GMT]]>@renardboy @catsalad

because making salads with cats don't risk explosive diarrhea like using lettuce does these days? πŸ™‚

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/paul_ipv6/statuses/117176545685226966https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/paul_ipv6/statuses/117176545685226966Sat, 29 Aug 2026 02:56:33 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Cat Motherships Arrive on Sat, 29 Aug 2026 02:55:06 GMT]]>@catsalad honestly I welcome it

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://kolektiva.social/users/spycrab/statuses/117176539965169045https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://kolektiva.social/users/spycrab/statuses/117176539965169045Sat, 29 Aug 2026 02:55:06 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Cat Motherships Arrive on Sat, 29 Aug 2026 02:52:10 GMT]]>@fuzzface @catsalad @renardboy 😈🀘

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/cR0w/statuses/117176528456425898https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/cR0w/statuses/117176528456425898Sat, 29 Aug 2026 02:52:10 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Cat Motherships Arrive on Sat, 29 Aug 2026 02:51:42 GMT]]>@renardboy @catsalad Have you not heard the situation of lettuce in this country?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sfba.social/users/jqmcd/statuses/117176526580858050https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sfba.social/users/jqmcd/statuses/117176526580858050Sat, 29 Aug 2026 02:51:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Cat Motherships Arrive on Sat, 29 Aug 2026 02:51:33 GMT]]>@cR0w @catsalad @renardboy That’s the devil’s lettuce, you know… the other white meat.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://epsilon-ix.masto.host/users/fuzzface/statuses/117176526021267098https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://epsilon-ix.masto.host/users/fuzzface/statuses/117176526021267098Sat, 29 Aug 2026 02:51:33 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Cat Motherships Arrive on Sat, 29 Aug 2026 02:49:52 GMT]]>@catsalad Somebody around here does have a cat named Lettuce.

@renardboy

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://norcal.social/users/superball/statuses/117176519406038507https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://norcal.social/users/superball/statuses/117176519406038507Sat, 29 Aug 2026 02:49:52 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Cat Motherships Arrive on Sat, 29 Aug 2026 02:49:22 GMT]]>@cR0w @catsalad It's hard for me to do two things at once that's why I always fuckin put romaine inside my blunts

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/renardboy/statuses/117176517435094161https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/renardboy/statuses/117176517435094161Sat, 29 Aug 2026 02:49:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Cat Motherships Arrive on Sat, 29 Aug 2026 02:48:19 GMT]]>@catsalad @renardboy Lettuce is for smoking not eating it's a trap.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/cR0w/statuses/117176513265614607https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/cR0w/statuses/117176513265614607Sat, 29 Aug 2026 02:48:19 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Cat Motherships Arrive on Sat, 29 Aug 2026 02:47:32 GMT]]>@renardboy Is that a new breed of cat?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/catsalad/statuses/117176510210578153https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/catsalad/statuses/117176510210578153Sat, 29 Aug 2026 02:47:32 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Cat Motherships Arrive on Sat, 29 Aug 2026 02:46:17 GMT]]>@catsalad okay but why would you make a salad with cats have you not heard of lettuce

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/renardboy/statuses/117176505312106911https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/renardboy/statuses/117176505312106911Sat, 29 Aug 2026 02:46:17 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Cat Motherships Arrive on Sat, 29 Aug 2026 02:45:46 GMT]]>@h2onolan @catsalad I've ridden with some pretty good trials riders. 🀘

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/cR0w/statuses/117176503303359617https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/cR0w/statuses/117176503303359617Sat, 29 Aug 2026 02:45:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Cat Motherships Arrive on Sat, 29 Aug 2026 02:43:31 GMT]]>@cR0w @catsalad the regular teslers are easy. the trucks are very tall.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/h2onolan/statuses/117176494415361981https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/h2onolan/statuses/117176494415361981Sat, 29 Aug 2026 02:43:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Cat Motherships Arrive on Sat, 29 Aug 2026 02:42:02 GMT]]>@h2onolan @catsalad 20 years ago I definitely would have. I hope it gets recorded when someone does.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/cR0w/statuses/117176488607232406https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/cR0w/statuses/117176488607232406Sat, 29 Aug 2026 02:42:02 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Cat Motherships Arrive on Sat, 29 Aug 2026 02:35:57 GMT]]>@cR0w @catsalad i dream of finding a wankerwagon parked in a bike lane so i can try riding over top of it

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/h2onolan/statuses/117176464701543446https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/h2onolan/statuses/117176464701543446Sat, 29 Aug 2026 02:35:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Cat Motherships Arrive on Sat, 29 Aug 2026 02:32:30 GMT]]>@catsalad

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sfba.social/users/jonathankoren/statuses/117176451101827340https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sfba.social/users/jonathankoren/statuses/117176451101827340Sat, 29 Aug 2026 02:32:30 GMT