<![CDATA[I'm hiring an intern.]]>I'm hiring an intern.

Requirements:
• Must be proficient in shitposting
• 5-10 years of meow meow meow
• Ability to work well on a slow paced environment (daily naps preferred)

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/1111c62e-26ab-423b-bb86-0fce7f65b68c/i-m-hiring-an-intern.RSS for NodeThu, 29 Oct 2026 09:22:50 GMTThu, 15 Oct 2026 01:05:24 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to I'm hiring an intern. on Thu, 15 Oct 2026 06:29:20 GMT]]>@catsalad@infosec.exchange

I have a certificate in Pspspspspsps if that is of any interest for this position

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://app.wafrn.net/fediverse/post/01a13e40-41d5-757e-90f2-ada3ad9384a3https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://app.wafrn.net/fediverse/post/01a13e40-41d5-757e-90f2-ada3ad9384a3Thu, 15 Oct 2026 06:29:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I'm hiring an intern. on Thu, 15 Oct 2026 05:56:20 GMT]]>@catsalad meow

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://lgbtqia.space/ap/users/116435742918095709/statuses/117443381210420877https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://lgbtqia.space/ap/users/116435742918095709/statuses/117443381210420877Thu, 15 Oct 2026 05:56:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I'm hiring an intern. on Thu, 15 Oct 2026 03:28:08 GMT]]>@catsalad What’s the vesting schedule? Like, can I wear a vest every day, or only on Fridays?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://toque.town/users/rgsteele/statuses/117442798445436775https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://toque.town/users/rgsteele/statuses/117442798445436775Thu, 15 Oct 2026 03:28:08 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I'm hiring an intern. on Thu, 15 Oct 2026 03:05:26 GMT]]>@catsalad Rigby will submit his CV as soon as he wakes up. Or maybe tomorrow…

Monday, he'll definitely get to it on Monday.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/moelassus/statuses/117442709177817551https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/moelassus/statuses/117442709177817551Thu, 15 Oct 2026 03:05:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I'm hiring an intern. on Thu, 15 Oct 2026 03:04:16 GMT]]>@JessTheUnstill @catsalad

The dog walks over to the manager, sits down, looks him in the eye and says: "Meow".

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://cupoftea.social/users/nxskok/statuses/117442704608749010https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://cupoftea.social/users/nxskok/statuses/117442704608749010Thu, 15 Oct 2026 03:04:16 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I'm hiring an intern. on Thu, 15 Oct 2026 03:03:30 GMT]]>@JessTheUnstill @catsalad old joke:

A manager says "we need some help around the office". So he types up a job ad and the receptionist puts it in the window. It says: "Help wanted. Must be able to type. Must be good with computers. Must be bilingual".

A little later, a dog trots in, jumps on the receptionist's desk, then sniffs the job ad. "Oh", says the receptionist, "you're here about the job. I'll tell the manager, but he'll be a bit surprised".

The manager comes out of his office and says to the dog "can you type?" The dog goes over to the typewriter and types a perfect business letter, puts it in his mouth, and takes it over to the manager, who says "this is very good. I've never seen a dog that can type. Are you any good with computers?" The dog goes over to the computer and a few minutes later the manager sees that the dog has created a spreadsheet and a database. "This is amazing," says the manager, "but I still can't hire you. The ad says you have to be bilingual." --->

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://cupoftea.social/users/nxskok/statuses/117442701606025637https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://cupoftea.social/users/nxskok/statuses/117442701606025637Thu, 15 Oct 2026 03:03:30 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I'm hiring an intern. on Thu, 15 Oct 2026 02:58:45 GMT]]>@catsalad Ok but will you pay more than kitty kibbles?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/farah/statuses/117442682913321443https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/farah/statuses/117442682913321443Thu, 15 Oct 2026 02:58:45 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I'm hiring an intern. on Thu, 15 Oct 2026 02:57:45 GMT]]>@catsalad Been online since 1993 - I excel in shitposting; Meow Mix song constantly in my head; thrive in static, slow paced environments - fatigue requires constant napping.

References available whenever I get around to it.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/violenteastcoastcity/statuses/117442678957051206https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/violenteastcoastcity/statuses/117442678957051206Thu, 15 Oct 2026 02:57:45 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I'm hiring an intern. on Thu, 15 Oct 2026 02:57:45 GMT]]>@isol @catsalad I have a bunch of cardboard boxes. I never throw them away. I really should. But anyway, if I'm hired, I'll share some with you.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://urusai.social/users/nazokiyoubinbou/statuses/117442679003968118https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://urusai.social/users/nazokiyoubinbou/statuses/117442679003968118Thu, 15 Oct 2026 02:57:45 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I'm hiring an intern. on Thu, 15 Oct 2026 02:56:26 GMT]]>@azonenberg @isol @catsalad Pro tip: if you Zoom from inside a paper bag, no one knows where the paper bag is located.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://c.im/users/msbellows/statuses/117442673833371561https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://c.im/users/msbellows/statuses/117442673833371561Thu, 15 Oct 2026 02:56:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I'm hiring an intern. on Thu, 15 Oct 2026 02:50:37 GMT]]>@catsalad
*Judges this reaction*
*Judging intensifies*
*Walks away, disinterested.*

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/mayintoronto/statuses/117442650936645861https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/mayintoronto/statuses/117442650936645861Thu, 15 Oct 2026 02:50:37 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I'm hiring an intern. on Thu, 15 Oct 2026 02:49:13 GMT]]>@isol @catsalad any cardboard box will work

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://ioc.exchange/users/azonenberg/statuses/117442645437212932https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://ioc.exchange/users/azonenberg/statuses/117442645437212932Thu, 15 Oct 2026 02:49:13 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I'm hiring an intern. on Thu, 15 Oct 2026 02:47:54 GMT]]>@mayintoronto You're hired!!!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/catsalad/statuses/117442640233194118https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/catsalad/statuses/117442640233194118Thu, 15 Oct 2026 02:47:54 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I'm hiring an intern. on Thu, 15 Oct 2026 02:21:56 GMT]]>@catsalad Here is my application.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://furry.engineer/users/jackemled/statuses/117442538128974474https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://furry.engineer/users/jackemled/statuses/117442538128974474Thu, 15 Oct 2026 02:21:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I'm hiring an intern. on Thu, 15 Oct 2026 01:39:31 GMT]]>@JessTheUnstill
This salary better be salty
@catsalad

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://expressional.social/users/eldersea/statuses/117442371370120056https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://expressional.social/users/eldersea/statuses/117442371370120056Thu, 15 Oct 2026 01:39:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I'm hiring an intern. on Thu, 15 Oct 2026 01:34:37 GMT]]>@argv_minus_one WHAT?!? OVER 9000!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/fullywoolly/statuses/117442352110477457https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/fullywoolly/statuses/117442352110477457Thu, 15 Oct 2026 01:34:37 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I'm hiring an intern. on Thu, 15 Oct 2026 01:32:14 GMT]]>@catsalad What's the salary like? It better not be that dry kibble garbage!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/JessTheUnstill/statuses/117442342746232708https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/JessTheUnstill/statuses/117442342746232708Thu, 15 Oct 2026 01:32:14 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I'm hiring an intern. on Thu, 15 Oct 2026 01:30:21 GMT]]>@catsalad
*Maintains contact*
*Slowly pushes the job ad off the table.*
*Slow blinks*

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/mayintoronto/statuses/117442335293195315https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/mayintoronto/statuses/117442335293195315Thu, 15 Oct 2026 01:30:21 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I'm hiring an intern. on Thu, 15 Oct 2026 01:27:26 GMT]]>@catsalad

Do I have to come in to the office cardboard box, or can I cardboard box from home?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.au/users/isol/statuses/117442323864159364https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.au/users/isol/statuses/117442323864159364Thu, 15 Oct 2026 01:27:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I'm hiring an intern. on Thu, 15 Oct 2026 01:23:05 GMT]]>@paul_ipv6 @futurebird Pica is overqualified!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/catsalad/statuses/117442306717093773https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/catsalad/statuses/117442306717093773Thu, 15 Oct 2026 01:23:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I'm hiring an intern. on Thu, 15 Oct 2026 01:21:42 GMT]]>@futurebird @catsalad

"we are blown away by your charisma and accomplishments but we're going another direction for now"

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/paul_ipv6/statuses/117442301280997382https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/paul_ipv6/statuses/117442301280997382Thu, 15 Oct 2026 01:21:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I'm hiring an intern. on Thu, 15 Oct 2026 01:20:33 GMT]]>@catsalad ME ME ME ME ME(ow)

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/foobarsoft/statuses/117442296794405333https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/foobarsoft/statuses/117442296794405333Thu, 15 Oct 2026 01:20:33 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I'm hiring an intern. on Thu, 15 Oct 2026 01:16:06 GMT]]>“Vegeta! What's the scouter say about @catsalad⁠'s list of job applicants?”

“IT'S OVER 9000!!!!”

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/argv_minus_one/statuses/117442279303725057https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/argv_minus_one/statuses/117442279303725057Thu, 15 Oct 2026 01:16:06 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I'm hiring an intern. on Thu, 15 Oct 2026 01:14:42 GMT]]>@catsalad

Pica has sent and application, can you please consider it but not accept it? She's busy enough.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sauropods.win/users/futurebird/statuses/117442273801810713https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sauropods.win/users/futurebird/statuses/117442273801810713Thu, 15 Oct 2026 01:14:42 GMT