<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[this is me but not just for shampoo, for everything]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>this is me but not just for shampoo, for everything</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/11ad8361-4439-48db-8850-9dfaba6b543f/this-is-me-but-not-just-for-shampoo-for-everything</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2026 02:10:04 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/11ad8361-4439-48db-8850-9dfaba6b543f.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2026 04:03:00 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to this is me but not just for shampoo, for everything on Mon, 06 Apr 2026 13:55:41 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/regehr%40mastodon.social">@<span>regehr</span></a></span> <br />Toilet paper <img src="https://forum.fedi.dk/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f631.png?v=94543ec6bc6" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--scream" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="😱" alt="😱" /></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://universeodon.com/users/PollyWaugh/statuses/116358102460163009</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://universeodon.com/users/PollyWaugh/statuses/116358102460163009</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[pollywaugh@universeodon.com]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2026 13:55:41 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to this is me but not just for shampoo, for everything on Mon, 06 Apr 2026 13:49:45 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="https://mathstodon.xyz/@BartoszMilewski">@<span>BartoszMilewski</span></a></span> I’d probably forget to charge it, perhaps a lower tech solution like a waterproof notepad</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/regehr/statuses/116358079167584765</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/regehr/statuses/116358079167584765</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[regehr@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2026 13:49:45 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to this is me but not just for shampoo, for everything on Mon, 06 Apr 2026 12:06:30 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/regehr%40mastodon.social">@<span>regehr</span></a></span> I will throw the bottle through the interdimensional portal and into the sink where elsewhen me can discover it. Very Interstellar.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.ie/users/JSAMcFarlane/statuses/116357673159020764</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.ie/users/JSAMcFarlane/statuses/116357673159020764</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[jsamcfarlane@mastodon.ie]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2026 12:06:30 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to this is me but not just for shampoo, for everything on Mon, 06 Apr 2026 11:27:37 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/regehr%40mastodon.social">@<span>regehr</span></a></span> <br />Has anyone tried using an iPhone in the shower? They are supposed to be water resistant and there is a ToDo applet on them.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mathstodon.xyz/users/BartoszMilewski/statuses/116357520270430596</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mathstodon.xyz/users/BartoszMilewski/statuses/116357520270430596</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[bartoszmilewski@mathstodon.xyz]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2026 11:27:37 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to this is me but not just for shampoo, for everything on Mon, 06 Apr 2026 10:50:58 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/regehr%40mastodon.social">@<span>regehr</span></a></span> It's a Wet Doorway!</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/megatronicthronbanks/statuses/116357376129558249</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/megatronicthronbanks/statuses/116357376129558249</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[megatronicthronbanks@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2026 10:50:58 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to this is me but not just for shampoo, for everything on Mon, 06 Apr 2026 06:49:13 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/regehr%40mastodon.social">@<span>regehr</span></a></span> </p><p>The doorway effect. Gets me every time...</p><p><a href="https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-walking-through-doorway-makes-you-forget/" rel="nofollow noopener"><span>https://www.</span><span>scientificamerican.com/article</span><span>/why-walking-through-doorway-makes-you-forget/</span></a></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116313284892040418/statuses/116356425574917932</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116313284892040418/statuses/116356425574917932</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[sea1am@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2026 06:49:13 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to this is me but not just for shampoo, for everything on Mon, 06 Apr 2026 06:12:50 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="https://infosec.exchange/@kaoudis">@<span>kaoudis</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/regehr%40mastodon.social">@<span>regehr</span></a></span> I circumvent the dimensional memory barrier by having backup shampoo in the pantry and putting it on the grocery list as soon as I take it into the shower</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://chaos.social/users/mrtazz/statuses/116356282513728626</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://chaos.social/users/mrtazz/statuses/116356282513728626</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[mrtazz@chaos.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2026 06:12:50 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to this is me but not just for shampoo, for everything on Mon, 06 Apr 2026 05:39:18 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/lindsey%40recurse.social">@<span>lindsey</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/regehr%40mastodon.social">@<span>regehr</span></a></span> </p><p><img src="https://forum.fedi.dk/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f62d.png?v=94543ec6bc6" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--sob" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="😭" alt="😭" /></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/115982855104445836/statuses/116356150624932552</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/115982855104445836/statuses/116356150624932552</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[coolcalmcollected@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2026 05:39:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to this is me but not just for shampoo, for everything on Mon, 06 Apr 2026 05:06:08 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/coolcalmcollected%40mastodon.social">@<span>coolcalmcollected</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/regehr%40mastodon.social">@<span>regehr</span></a></span> My sibling-in-law has a bunch of routines like this to manage their ADHD, like, "This single sock is here on the table as a reminder that I need to fold clothes." Then their in-laws, who are my parents, arrive and try to "help" by "picking up clutter", and the routines fall apart</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://recurse.social/users/lindsey/statuses/116356020184240971</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://recurse.social/users/lindsey/statuses/116356020184240971</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[lindsey@recurse.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2026 05:06:08 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to this is me but not just for shampoo, for everything on Mon, 06 Apr 2026 04:46:24 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/regehr%40mastodon.social">@<span>regehr</span></a></span> Time stops existing in my shower. Things have improved by mounting a clock where I can see it but it’s no silver bullet</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fosstodon.org/users/wiersdorf/statuses/116355942609784493</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fosstodon.org/users/wiersdorf/statuses/116355942609784493</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[wiersdorf@fosstodon.org]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2026 04:46:24 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to this is me but not just for shampoo, for everything on Mon, 06 Apr 2026 04:37:40 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/regehr%40mastodon.social">@<span>regehr</span></a></span> I have started proactively yelling at Siri over my shower curtain to put shampoo on the grocery list the second I notice because otherwise no shampoo</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/kaoudis/statuses/116355908260639706</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/kaoudis/statuses/116355908260639706</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[kaoudis@infosec.exchange]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2026 04:37:40 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to this is me but not just for shampoo, for everything on Mon, 06 Apr 2026 04:28:59 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/regehr%40mastodon.social">@<span>regehr</span></a></span> how about "stepping into Lowe's"? My head gets noticeably lighter as every home project escapes from it at once.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/rotopenguin/statuses/116355874101252136</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/rotopenguin/statuses/116355874101252136</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[rotopenguin@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2026 04:28:59 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to this is me but not just for shampoo, for everything on Mon, 06 Apr 2026 04:28:27 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/regehr%40mastodon.social">@<span>regehr</span></a></span> i mostly get this and then i have a good week where i remember… and buy eggs or whatever every time i visit a grocery store and end up with waaaaay too many</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://types.pl/users/lenary/statuses/116355872031957823</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://types.pl/users/lenary/statuses/116355872031957823</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[lenary@types.pl]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2026 04:28:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to this is me but not just for shampoo, for everything on Mon, 06 Apr 2026 04:09:14 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/regehr%40mastodon.social">@<span>regehr</span></a></span> </p><p>I have to put things in my way to remember. the empty shampoo bottle gets thrown over the shower curtain into the bathroom sink. then when I get out of the shower, I see the bottle and I remember. other things get put in the middle of the kitchen table where they're in the way until I add them to my list.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/115982855104445836/statuses/116355796476875193</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/115982855104445836/statuses/116355796476875193</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[coolcalmcollected@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2026 04:09:14 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to this is me but not just for shampoo, for everything on Mon, 06 Apr 2026 04:05:32 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/regehr%40mastodon.social">@<span>regehr</span></a></span> God damnit. this reminds me that I've been pouring shower water into my long suffering bottle of head and shoulders for like 2 weeks to eek out one more shower.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://discuss.systems/users/kstatz12/statuses/116355781935936487</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://discuss.systems/users/kstatz12/statuses/116355781935936487</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[kstatz12@discuss.systems]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2026 04:05:32 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to this is me but not just for shampoo, for everything on Mon, 06 Apr 2026 04:03:51 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/regehr%40mastodon.social" rel="nofollow noopener">@<span>regehr</span></a></span> this made me remember i've gotta order toothpaste</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.treehouse.systems/users/whitequark/statuses/116355775320438898</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.treehouse.systems/users/whitequark/statuses/116355775320438898</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[whitequark@social.treehouse.systems]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2026 04:03:51 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>