<![CDATA[I’m now taking nominations for what my wife should write on my ass before my colonoscopy.]]>I’m now taking nominations for what my wife should write on my ass before my colonoscopy.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/13630f09-cce6-4852-8aff-20bdbcb9da63/i-m-now-taking-nominations-for-what-my-wife-should-write-on-my-ass-before-my-colonoscopy.RSS for NodeSun, 12 Apr 2026 11:09:43 GMTSun, 22 Mar 2026 03:22:20 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to I’m now taking nominations for what my wife should write on my ass before my colonoscopy. on Sun, 22 Mar 2026 13:01:20 GMT]]>@drmaddkap Pull other end.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://helvede.net/users/jwcph/statuses/116272954102843028https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://helvede.net/users/jwcph/statuses/116272954102843028Sun, 22 Mar 2026 13:01:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I’m now taking nominations for what my wife should write on my ass before my colonoscopy. on Sun, 22 Mar 2026 13:00:51 GMT]]>Speak into other end

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://meow.social/users/drmaddkap/statuses/116272952215296368https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://meow.social/users/drmaddkap/statuses/116272952215296368Sun, 22 Mar 2026 13:00:51 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I’m now taking nominations for what my wife should write on my ass before my colonoscopy. on Sun, 22 Mar 2026 13:00:40 GMT]]>If you gaze into the abyss long enough

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://meow.social/users/drmaddkap/statuses/116272951497473900https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://meow.social/users/drmaddkap/statuses/116272951497473900Sun, 22 Mar 2026 13:00:40 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I’m now taking nominations for what my wife should write on my ass before my colonoscopy. on Sun, 22 Mar 2026 12:55:31 GMT]]>Warning: machinery may start unexpectedly

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://meow.social/users/drmaddkap/statuses/116272931216855747https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://meow.social/users/drmaddkap/statuses/116272931216855747Sun, 22 Mar 2026 12:55:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I’m now taking nominations for what my wife should write on my ass before my colonoscopy. on Sun, 22 Mar 2026 12:54:25 GMT]]>“This end up”
“Press buzzer for service”

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://meow.social/users/drmaddkap/statuses/116272926900629759https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://meow.social/users/drmaddkap/statuses/116272926900629759Sun, 22 Mar 2026 12:54:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I’m now taking nominations for what my wife should write on my ass before my colonoscopy. on Sun, 22 Mar 2026 12:52:56 GMT]]>@sarah Very meta, I like.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://meow.social/users/drmaddkap/statuses/116272921113529019https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://meow.social/users/drmaddkap/statuses/116272921113529019Sun, 22 Mar 2026 12:52:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I’m now taking nominations for what my wife should write on my ass before my colonoscopy. on Sun, 22 Mar 2026 12:51:47 GMT]]>@glynwolf VIP Entrance

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://meow.social/users/drmaddkap/statuses/116272916568043063https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://meow.social/users/drmaddkap/statuses/116272916568043063Sun, 22 Mar 2026 12:51:47 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I’m now taking nominations for what my wife should write on my ass before my colonoscopy. on Sun, 22 Mar 2026 09:12:28 GMT]]>@drmaddkap@meow.social

Other (put in comments)
they'll spend hours debating what it means.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sosial.link/notes/ak53ro7zfrhttps://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sosial.link/notes/ak53ro7zfrSun, 22 Mar 2026 09:12:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I’m now taking nominations for what my wife should write on my ass before my colonoscopy. on Sun, 22 Mar 2026 09:12:15 GMT]]>@drmaddkap This side towards enemy

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://meow.social/users/tuftyindigo/statuses/116272053342054783https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://meow.social/users/tuftyindigo/statuses/116272053342054783Sun, 22 Mar 2026 09:12:15 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I’m now taking nominations for what my wife should write on my ass before my colonoscopy. on Sun, 22 Mar 2026 06:41:03 GMT]]>@drmaddkap hardhat required past this point

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://furry.engineer/users/TheMNWolf/statuses/116271458783781504https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://furry.engineer/users/TheMNWolf/statuses/116271458783781504Sun, 22 Mar 2026 06:41:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I’m now taking nominations for what my wife should write on my ass before my colonoscopy. on Sun, 22 Mar 2026 05:22:07 GMT]]>@drmaddkap « Try me, I’m new! »

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://tiggi.es/users/glynwolf/statuses/116271148412792073https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://tiggi.es/users/glynwolf/statuses/116271148412792073Sun, 22 Mar 2026 05:22:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I’m now taking nominations for what my wife should write on my ass before my colonoscopy. on Sun, 22 Mar 2026 05:20:43 GMT]]>@drmaddkap « This article is made of 100% new materials. »

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://tiggi.es/users/glynwolf/statuses/116271142894182929https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://tiggi.es/users/glynwolf/statuses/116271142894182929Sun, 22 Mar 2026 05:20:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I’m now taking nominations for what my wife should write on my ass before my colonoscopy. on Sun, 22 Mar 2026 05:01:08 GMT]]>@drmaddkap Maybe like the stickers: "Q.C. PASS #2"

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/just_one_bear/statuses/116271065859036387https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/just_one_bear/statuses/116271065859036387Sun, 22 Mar 2026 05:01:08 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I’m now taking nominations for what my wife should write on my ass before my colonoscopy. on Sun, 22 Mar 2026 04:26:55 GMT]]>@drmaddkap “this is not a place of honour” ☢️

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://thicc.horse/users/AliCatAD/statuses/116270931363593957https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://thicc.horse/users/AliCatAD/statuses/116270931363593957Sun, 22 Mar 2026 04:26:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I’m now taking nominations for what my wife should write on my ass before my colonoscopy. on Sun, 22 Mar 2026 04:06:42 GMT]]>@drmaddkap I'm partial to "warning, backblast danger zone" myself

(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Backblast_area)

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://meow.social/users/eviljackcarver/statuses/116270851868703275https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://meow.social/users/eviljackcarver/statuses/116270851868703275Sun, 22 Mar 2026 04:06:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I’m now taking nominations for what my wife should write on my ass before my colonoscopy. on Sun, 22 Mar 2026 03:31:56 GMT]]>@drmaddkap in the event of an emergency the nearest exit may be behind you

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://4bear.com/users/ytetic/statuses/116270715144465259https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://4bear.com/users/ytetic/statuses/116270715144465259Sun, 22 Mar 2026 03:31:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I’m now taking nominations for what my wife should write on my ass before my colonoscopy. on Sun, 22 Mar 2026 03:30:17 GMT]]>@drmaddkap first 2 are really good

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://kolektiva.social/users/spycrab/statuses/116270708675946370https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://kolektiva.social/users/spycrab/statuses/116270708675946370Sun, 22 Mar 2026 03:30:17 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I’m now taking nominations for what my wife should write on my ass before my colonoscopy. on Sun, 22 Mar 2026 03:25:41 GMT]]>@drmaddkap "Rectum?! Damn near KILLED 'em!"

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://meow.social/users/frang/statuses/116270690540880243https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://meow.social/users/frang/statuses/116270690540880243Sun, 22 Mar 2026 03:25:41 GMT