<![CDATA[I wear a mask, wash my hands, get my vaccines, brush my teeth with toothpaste not butter and wipe my arse.]]>I wear a mask, wash my hands, get my vaccines, brush my teeth with toothpaste not butter and wipe my arse. How on Earth have we got to the point where things are so polarised that you can infer my political leanings from the fact that I practice basic personal hygiene and take care of my health???

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/155c6f6c-12cd-4811-870e-418f874f0596/i-wear-a-mask-wash-my-hands-get-my-vaccines-brush-my-teeth-with-toothpaste-not-butter-and-wipe-my-arse.RSS for NodeThu, 03 Sep 2026 06:33:21 GMTFri, 14 Aug 2026 16:53:30 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to I wear a mask, wash my hands, get my vaccines, brush my teeth with toothpaste not butter and wipe my arse. on Fri, 14 Aug 2026 17:06:27 GMT]]>@ravenbait @oblomov @afewbugs
Exactly.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://wandering.shop/users/silvermoon82/statuses/117094952931212164https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://wandering.shop/users/silvermoon82/statuses/117094952931212164Fri, 14 Aug 2026 17:06:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I wear a mask, wash my hands, get my vaccines, brush my teeth with toothpaste not butter and wipe my arse. on Fri, 14 Aug 2026 17:06:06 GMT]]>@silvermoon82 @oblomov @afewbugs Aaaah. The same reason why Jehova's Witnesses are obliged to knock on people's doors even though it's absolutely obvious that they will be met with at least some hostility.

"See? They hate you. The only place you will ever belong is with us."

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.scot/users/ravenbait/statuses/117094951580393220https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.scot/users/ravenbait/statuses/117094951580393220Fri, 14 Aug 2026 17:06:06 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I wear a mask, wash my hands, get my vaccines, brush my teeth with toothpaste not butter and wipe my arse. on Fri, 14 Aug 2026 17:06:04 GMT]]>@afewbugs doooo I want to know??

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://wandering.shop/ap/users/116709830610384138/statuses/117094951449261508https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://wandering.shop/ap/users/116709830610384138/statuses/117094951449261508Fri, 14 Aug 2026 17:06:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I wear a mask, wash my hands, get my vaccines, brush my teeth with toothpaste not butter and wipe my arse. on Fri, 14 Aug 2026 17:04:08 GMT]]>@ravenbait @oblomov @afewbugs
It's part of their bonding process. Espousing offensive beliefs (like not wiping) makes them more distasteful to Outsiders, so they get shunned and bond more tightly into the pack by necessity.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://wandering.shop/users/silvermoon82/statuses/117094943870126533https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://wandering.shop/users/silvermoon82/statuses/117094943870126533Fri, 14 Aug 2026 17:04:08 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I wear a mask, wash my hands, get my vaccines, brush my teeth with toothpaste not butter and wipe my arse. on Fri, 14 Aug 2026 17:03:37 GMT]]>@afewbugs There are AT LEAST 17 of us crammed into this meat suit, and not one of us can make that make sense.

Not even 3. And I'm pretty sure 3 is an alien.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.scot/users/ravenbait/statuses/117094941824685526https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.scot/users/ravenbait/statuses/117094941824685526Fri, 14 Aug 2026 17:03:37 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I wear a mask, wash my hands, get my vaccines, brush my teeth with toothpaste not butter and wipe my arse. on Fri, 14 Aug 2026 17:03:19 GMT]]>@ravenbait sure; now guess what political leanings these homophobes tend to have.

@silvermoon82 @afewbugs

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sociale.network/users/oblomov/statuses/117094940633999052https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sociale.network/users/oblomov/statuses/117094940633999052Fri, 14 Aug 2026 17:03:19 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I wear a mask, wash my hands, get my vaccines, brush my teeth with toothpaste not butter and wipe my arse. on Fri, 14 Aug 2026 17:03:10 GMT]]>@afewbugs Seriously, though, it absolutely is ridiculous, but it's also not surprising. Cults can only be sustained if their leaders continuously demand their followers accept absurd counterfactuals. Each one binds then more tightly to the cult and makes it harder for them to leave it.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://federate.social/users/jik/statuses/117094940049160898https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://federate.social/users/jik/statuses/117094940049160898Fri, 14 Aug 2026 17:03:10 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I wear a mask, wash my hands, get my vaccines, brush my teeth with toothpaste not butter and wipe my arse. on Fri, 14 Aug 2026 17:02:12 GMT]]>@silvermoon82 @oblomov @afewbugs Well.

Yes. That is, in hindsight, obvious.

Please leave it as homophones. I like to think there's some Urban Slang definition of homophones of which I am deliciously ignorant.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.scot/users/ravenbait/statuses/117094936243107221https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.scot/users/ravenbait/statuses/117094936243107221Fri, 14 Aug 2026 17:02:12 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I wear a mask, wash my hands, get my vaccines, brush my teeth with toothpaste not butter and wipe my arse. on Fri, 14 Aug 2026 17:01:58 GMT]]>@ravenbait people who think toothpaste is poisonous and so are vegetables because lions don't eat them, apparently

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.coop/users/afewbugs/statuses/117094935328836188https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.coop/users/afewbugs/statuses/117094935328836188Fri, 14 Aug 2026 17:01:58 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I wear a mask, wash my hands, get my vaccines, brush my teeth with toothpaste not butter and wipe my arse. on Fri, 14 Aug 2026 17:01:06 GMT]]>@afewbugs this is also very much a white people problem

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.games/ap/users/115798900176839373/statuses/117094931945321557https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.games/ap/users/115798900176839373/statuses/117094931945321557Fri, 14 Aug 2026 17:01:06 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I wear a mask, wash my hands, get my vaccines, brush my teeth with toothpaste not butter and wipe my arse. on Fri, 14 Aug 2026 17:00:40 GMT]]>@ravenbait @oblomov @afewbugs
The homophones promoting it are part of the far-right-nazi industrial complex.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://wandering.shop/users/silvermoon82/statuses/117094930227856984https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://wandering.shop/users/silvermoon82/statuses/117094930227856984Fri, 14 Aug 2026 17:00:40 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I wear a mask, wash my hands, get my vaccines, brush my teeth with toothpaste not butter and wipe my arse. on Fri, 14 Aug 2026 17:00:20 GMT]]>@afewbugs Wait what?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.coop/users/dash/statuses/117094928897325819https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.coop/users/dash/statuses/117094928897325819Fri, 14 Aug 2026 17:00:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I wear a mask, wash my hands, get my vaccines, brush my teeth with toothpaste not butter and wipe my arse. on Fri, 14 Aug 2026 17:00:18 GMT]]>@afewbugs Butter?

I am not sure I want the answer to the question of who uses butter to brush their teeth.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.scot/users/ravenbait/statuses/117094928780381343https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.scot/users/ravenbait/statuses/117094928780381343Fri, 14 Aug 2026 17:00:18 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I wear a mask, wash my hands, get my vaccines, brush my teeth with toothpaste not butter and wipe my arse. on Fri, 14 Aug 2026 16:59:34 GMT]]>@jik the clue's in the name. It's not a straightdet is it?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.coop/users/afewbugs/statuses/117094925925613391https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.coop/users/afewbugs/statuses/117094925925613391Fri, 14 Aug 2026 16:59:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I wear a mask, wash my hands, get my vaccines, brush my teeth with toothpaste not butter and wipe my arse. on Fri, 14 Aug 2026 16:59:31 GMT]]>@silvermoon82 @oblomov @afewbugs Wait what? I thought failure to wipe was just a sign of someone who was severely homophobic to the point of making a mockery of themselves?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.scot/users/ravenbait/statuses/117094925686405353https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.scot/users/ravenbait/statuses/117094925686405353Fri, 14 Aug 2026 16:59:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I wear a mask, wash my hands, get my vaccines, brush my teeth with toothpaste not butter and wipe my arse. on Fri, 14 Aug 2026 16:59:10 GMT]]>@oblomov @afewbugs
In before "bidets are a jihadist plot"

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://wandering.shop/users/silvermoon82/statuses/117094924324659451https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://wandering.shop/users/silvermoon82/statuses/117094924324659451Fri, 14 Aug 2026 16:59:10 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I wear a mask, wash my hands, get my vaccines, brush my teeth with toothpaste not butter and wipe my arse. on Fri, 14 Aug 2026 16:58:48 GMT]]>@afewbugs Sadly, yes.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.infrageeks.social/users/erik/statuses/117094922869727288https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.infrageeks.social/users/erik/statuses/117094922869727288Fri, 14 Aug 2026 16:58:48 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I wear a mask, wash my hands, get my vaccines, brush my teeth with toothpaste not butter and wipe my arse. on Fri, 14 Aug 2026 16:58:45 GMT]]>@afewbugs Ha! Real wokeness requires using a bidet. 🤪

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://federate.social/users/jik/statuses/117094922700764280https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://federate.social/users/jik/statuses/117094922700764280Fri, 14 Aug 2026 16:58:45 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I wear a mask, wash my hands, get my vaccines, brush my teeth with toothpaste not butter and wipe my arse. on Fri, 14 Aug 2026 16:57:31 GMT]]>@afewbugs wait until they learn of the utility of the bidet.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sociale.network/users/oblomov/statuses/117094917813724257https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sociale.network/users/oblomov/statuses/117094917813724257Fri, 14 Aug 2026 16:57:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I wear a mask, wash my hands, get my vaccines, brush my teeth with toothpaste not butter and wipe my arse. on Fri, 14 Aug 2026 16:57:17 GMT]]>@oblomov @afewbugs
Right? Worst knowledge *ever* and now we have to just live with it.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://wandering.shop/users/silvermoon82/statuses/117094916909957591https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://wandering.shop/users/silvermoon82/statuses/117094916909957591Fri, 14 Aug 2026 16:57:17 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I wear a mask, wash my hands, get my vaccines, brush my teeth with toothpaste not butter and wipe my arse. on Fri, 14 Aug 2026 16:56:49 GMT]]>Like at this point it almost seems like using toilet paper is as much a symbol of wokeness in some circles as blue hair in some internet circles

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.coop/users/afewbugs/statuses/117094915109440421https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.coop/users/afewbugs/statuses/117094915109440421Fri, 14 Aug 2026 16:56:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I wear a mask, wash my hands, get my vaccines, brush my teeth with toothpaste not butter and wipe my arse. on Fri, 14 Aug 2026 16:55:59 GMT]]>@afewbugs
Hygiene, like science, has a leftward bias.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://wandering.shop/users/silvermoon82/statuses/117094911791006611https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://wandering.shop/users/silvermoon82/statuses/117094911791006611Fri, 14 Aug 2026 16:55:59 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I wear a mask, wash my hands, get my vaccines, brush my teeth with toothpaste not butter and wipe my arse. on Fri, 14 Aug 2026 16:55:55 GMT]]>@afewbugs the fact that just the act of wiping after going number two *alone* is a teller has been one of my saddest discoveries that I owe to the Fediverse and that I would like to unlearn.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sociale.network/users/oblomov/statuses/117094911519857787https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sociale.network/users/oblomov/statuses/117094911519857787Fri, 14 Aug 2026 16:55:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I wear a mask, wash my hands, get my vaccines, brush my teeth with toothpaste not butter and wipe my arse. on Fri, 14 Aug 2026 16:55:50 GMT]]>@afewbugs Let's face it. You only do those things because George Soros pays you to. You're one of those paid hygeine actors.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/paco/statuses/117094911188871903https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/paco/statuses/117094911188871903Fri, 14 Aug 2026 16:55:50 GMT