<![CDATA[Me, writing the plot of the next Wolfenstein game: "so the fascist Nazis invaded America and they have these weapons called Shock Gloves and sometimes they use them to torture children."]]>Me, writing the plot of the next Wolfenstein game: "so the fascist Nazis invaded America and they have these weapons called Shock Gloves and sometimes they use them to torture children."

Anyway here's a real headline:

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/161ad25c-e5d6-4253-8c48-b54cef243044/me-writing-the-plot-of-the-next-wolfenstein-game-so-the-fascist-nazis-invaded-america-and-they-have-these-weapons-called-shock-gloves-and-sometimes-they-use-them-to-torture-children.RSS for NodeMon, 24 Aug 2026 13:02:26 GMTSat, 22 Aug 2026 18:18:14 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Me, writing the plot of the next Wolfenstein game: "so the fascist Nazis invaded America and they have these weapons called Shock Gloves and sometimes they use them to torture children." on Sat, 22 Aug 2026 20:10:46 GMT]]>@Lana
I'm not from the us and I want a different timeline.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://meow.social/users/sequentialsnep/statuses/117140976174920817https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://meow.social/users/sequentialsnep/statuses/117140976174920817Sat, 22 Aug 2026 20:10:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Me, writing the plot of the next Wolfenstein game: "so the fascist Nazis invaded America and they have these weapons called Shock Gloves and sometimes they use them to torture children." on Sat, 22 Aug 2026 20:08:29 GMT]]>@ApostateEnglishman

Pretty sure they'll electrocute themselves taking a whizz.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/cafechatnoir/statuses/117140967239552487https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/cafechatnoir/statuses/117140967239552487Sat, 22 Aug 2026 20:08:29 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Me, writing the plot of the next Wolfenstein game: "so the fascist Nazis invaded America and they have these weapons called Shock Gloves and sometimes they use them to torture children." on Sat, 22 Aug 2026 20:06:58 GMT]]>@Lana

Yeah, when I saw this, my first thought was, "THEY'VE BEEN USING THEM IN SCHOOLS??!?"

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/cafechatnoir/statuses/117140961283943106https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/cafechatnoir/statuses/117140961283943106Sat, 22 Aug 2026 20:06:58 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Me, writing the plot of the next Wolfenstein game: "so the fascist Nazis invaded America and they have these weapons called Shock Gloves and sometimes they use them to torture children." on Sat, 22 Aug 2026 19:59:27 GMT]]>@Lana

Shock gloves are why we invented the boar spear.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/mycotropic/statuses/117140931708322845https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/mycotropic/statuses/117140931708322845Sat, 22 Aug 2026 19:59:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Me, writing the plot of the next Wolfenstein game: "so the fascist Nazis invaded America and they have these weapons called Shock Gloves and sometimes they use them to torture children." on Sat, 22 Aug 2026 19:55:52 GMT]]>@Lana if you wrote it into a video game, all the critics would complain that it's "too on the nose", "too much cliche", "too exaggerated", etc.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.science/users/dryak/statuses/117140917595760011https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.science/users/dryak/statuses/117140917595760011Sat, 22 Aug 2026 19:55:52 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Me, writing the plot of the next Wolfenstein game: "so the fascist Nazis invaded America and they have these weapons called Shock Gloves and sometimes they use them to torture children." on Sat, 22 Aug 2026 19:55:08 GMT]]>@KateConnors forgive me if I don't believe the man standing in front of a Nazi flag in the uniform of people who somehow keep on shooting us in the face.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/Lana/statuses/117140914730926045https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/Lana/statuses/117140914730926045Sat, 22 Aug 2026 19:55:08 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Me, writing the plot of the next Wolfenstein game: "so the fascist Nazis invaded America and they have these weapons called Shock Gloves and sometimes they use them to torture children." on Sat, 22 Aug 2026 19:47:49 GMT]]>@Lana it’s almost as if law enforcement was never about “protect and serve”.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/moelassus/statuses/117140885990137983https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/moelassus/statuses/117140885990137983Sat, 22 Aug 2026 19:47:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Me, writing the plot of the next Wolfenstein game: "so the fascist Nazis invaded America and they have these weapons called Shock Gloves and sometimes they use them to torture children." on Sat, 22 Aug 2026 19:47:47 GMT]]>@Lana For students, consider lining your daily jacket or hoodie with carbon fiber tape
https://hackaday.io/project/196-homamade-carbon-tape-taser-proof-clothing

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/clayfoot/statuses/117140885823307824https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/clayfoot/statuses/117140885823307824Sat, 22 Aug 2026 19:47:47 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Me, writing the plot of the next Wolfenstein game: "so the fascist Nazis invaded America and they have these weapons called Shock Gloves and sometimes they use them to torture children." on Sat, 22 Aug 2026 19:40:52 GMT]]>@Lana Reference:
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/aug/22/omaha-nebraska-school-district-shock-gloves-police

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/clayfoot/statuses/117140858654767180https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/clayfoot/statuses/117140858654767180Sat, 22 Aug 2026 19:40:52 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Me, writing the plot of the next Wolfenstein game: "so the fascist Nazis invaded America and they have these weapons called Shock Gloves and sometimes they use them to torture children." on Sat, 22 Aug 2026 19:17:30 GMT]]>@gilgwath

It was never about "defending women and children".

Just like it was never about separated water fountains.

It's about fascistic control.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/Lana/statuses/117140766762033025https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/Lana/statuses/117140766762033025Sat, 22 Aug 2026 19:17:30 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Me, writing the plot of the next Wolfenstein game: "so the fascist Nazis invaded America and they have these weapons called Shock Gloves and sometimes they use them to torture children." on Sat, 22 Aug 2026 19:15:12 GMT]]>@gilgwath @Lana That was before they learned that there are children of both non-white and non-gender-conforming types... and that threatens them...

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://dragon.style/users/JulieSqveakaroo/statuses/117140757723362798https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://dragon.style/users/JulieSqveakaroo/statuses/117140757723362798Sat, 22 Aug 2026 19:15:12 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Me, writing the plot of the next Wolfenstein game: "so the fascist Nazis invaded America and they have these weapons called Shock Gloves and sometimes they use them to torture children." on Sat, 22 Aug 2026 18:53:51 GMT]]>@Lana Me: So the Führer is a rambling old man that is on the brink of death only held together by heavy medication. He reliefs himself in front of others and degrades in an infant state...
I feel like we've been here before.

Writer: He's not on Venus and he doesn't shoot Ronald Reagan.

Me: That doesn't feel like an improvement.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://troet.cafe/users/DerGiga/statuses/117140673760350963https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://troet.cafe/users/DerGiga/statuses/117140673760350963Sat, 22 Aug 2026 18:53:51 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Me, writing the plot of the next Wolfenstein game: "so the fascist Nazis invaded America and they have these weapons called Shock Gloves and sometimes they use them to torture children." on Sat, 22 Aug 2026 18:49:07 GMT]]>@Lana The real question is, "Why TF are there police in schools?". Get your gun control in order and you don't need metal detectors and a police presence in schools.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://cyberplace.social/users/chrisp/statuses/117140655144049596https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://cyberplace.social/users/chrisp/statuses/117140655144049596Sat, 22 Aug 2026 18:49:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Me, writing the plot of the next Wolfenstein game: "so the fascist Nazis invaded America and they have these weapons called Shock Gloves and sometimes they use them to torture children." on Sat, 22 Aug 2026 18:38:55 GMT]]>@Lana I hope some of thes disgusting people forget to take them off befor having a wank Would serve them right. What kind of weak ass cop do you have to be to be unable to handle a kid/teenager without resorting to a torture device like this. And even if, it's a kid god damit. What happend to protecting the children?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.tchncs.de/users/gilgwath/statuses/117140615010721777https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.tchncs.de/users/gilgwath/statuses/117140615010721777Sat, 22 Aug 2026 18:38:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Me, writing the plot of the next Wolfenstein game: "so the fascist Nazis invaded America and they have these weapons called Shock Gloves and sometimes they use them to torture children." on Sat, 22 Aug 2026 18:27:31 GMT]]>@Lana I'm looking forward to the first example of an ICE agent managing to electrocute themselves because someone has thrown saline solution on them and they're stupid.

Fedifriends, if you encounter such a story please tag me so I don't miss it! It will be guaranteed to brighten my day. 🙏🏼

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.world/users/ApostateEnglishman/statuses/117140570217737041https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.world/users/ApostateEnglishman/statuses/117140570217737041Sat, 22 Aug 2026 18:27:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Me, writing the plot of the next Wolfenstein game: "so the fascist Nazis invaded America and they have these weapons called Shock Gloves and sometimes they use them to torture children." on Sat, 22 Aug 2026 18:24:44 GMT]]>@Lana invaded? They rule the place

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/aburgerabz/statuses/117140559285682866https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/aburgerabz/statuses/117140559285682866Sat, 22 Aug 2026 18:24:44 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Me, writing the plot of the next Wolfenstein game: "so the fascist Nazis invaded America and they have these weapons called Shock Gloves and sometimes they use them to torture children." on Sat, 22 Aug 2026 18:19:09 GMT]]>@Lana Just fucking Dipshits!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://metalhead.club/users/Easydor/statuses/117140537327438388https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://metalhead.club/users/Easydor/statuses/117140537327438388Sat, 22 Aug 2026 18:19:09 GMT