<![CDATA[Hey!]]>Hey! Rest of the 'UK' and 'the world'! Scotland pretty much told Reform to f**k right off. Our state sponsored propaganda press are definitely ignoring this fact.

Scotland hates fascists.

✊️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/17218f38-fae3-40a6-833d-1a8a3ba6cf3b/heyRSS for NodeSun, 31 May 2026 20:32:56 GMTSun, 10 May 2026 08:51:45 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Hey! on Sun, 10 May 2026 13:56:16 GMT]]>@JackTheCat Any Orangemen?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.ie/users/faduda/statuses/116550623302578721https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.ie/users/faduda/statuses/116550623302578721Sun, 10 May 2026 13:56:16 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Hey! on Sun, 10 May 2026 13:51:52 GMT]]>@JackTheCat And England voters of other parties told them to get their shit together.
People will oversell Reform achievements but I would say this is where they peak.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://toot.lv/users/peteriskrisjanis/statuses/116550606017602057https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://toot.lv/users/peteriskrisjanis/statuses/116550606017602057Sun, 10 May 2026 13:51:52 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Hey! on Sun, 10 May 2026 13:28:33 GMT]]>@Walrus@toot.wales @JackTheCat@mastodon.scot
boosted because the fact and the banter following it are worth a wider audience.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://plasmatrap.com/notes/am3dhqd7xfhttps://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://plasmatrap.com/notes/am3dhqd7xfSun, 10 May 2026 13:28:33 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Hey! on Sun, 10 May 2026 13:19:07 GMT]]>@JackTheCat

Something about their huge triumph doesn't ring true...

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://toot.wales/users/Walrus/statuses/116550477232037121https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://toot.wales/users/Walrus/statuses/116550477232037121Sun, 10 May 2026 13:19:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Hey! on Sun, 10 May 2026 11:37:52 GMT]]>@JackTheCat To be fair, Scotland already has a party for flag-shaggers, so doesn't need another.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodonapp.uk/users/tangerine_sedge/statuses/116550079115663803https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodonapp.uk/users/tangerine_sedge/statuses/116550079115663803Sun, 10 May 2026 11:37:52 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Hey! on Sun, 10 May 2026 09:35:08 GMT]]>@Opfoss No, not MY house. THEIR house.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.scot/users/mudge/statuses/116549596527773069https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.scot/users/mudge/statuses/116549596527773069Sun, 10 May 2026 09:35:08 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Hey! on Sun, 10 May 2026 09:33:16 GMT]]>@mudge
A landfill of greasy munchy box cardboard and crushed cans of Super, a poster of the Grand Dragon of the LOL, and the Rangers' songs blaring. Everyone is stripped to the waist and wrestling. Five second bouts only.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://c.im/users/Opfoss/statuses/116549589156038559https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://c.im/users/Opfoss/statuses/116549589156038559Sun, 10 May 2026 09:33:16 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Hey! on Sun, 10 May 2026 09:25:42 GMT]]>@Opfoss Their hoose.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.scot/users/mudge/statuses/116549559395085310https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.scot/users/mudge/statuses/116549559395085310Sun, 10 May 2026 09:25:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Hey! on Sun, 10 May 2026 09:23:45 GMT]]>@mudge
The Blue Lagoon with Rangers posters and discarded cans.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://c.im/users/Opfoss/statuses/116549551781619980https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://c.im/users/Opfoss/statuses/116549551781619980Sun, 10 May 2026 09:23:45 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Hey! on Sun, 10 May 2026 09:20:30 GMT]]>@Opfoss The Bus Cunts™ will have him up to their Octavia Terrace hoose for a chippy out of L’Arlecchino.
Their hoose probably stinks of stale bus seat piss and sweat.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.scot/users/mudge/statuses/116549538952387223https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.scot/users/mudge/statuses/116549538952387223Sun, 10 May 2026 09:20:30 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Hey! on Sun, 10 May 2026 09:15:27 GMT]]>@mudge @JackTheCat
He had been there before this, the Kilmacolm Tory twat, David Wilson, said we were lucky to have him help with the budget.

Silly old duffer never thought for a minute how inept he looked, nor that apparently an unelected representative is influencing the council.

Let's see how many Bus Cunts™ and Malky glad-handing pics we get.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://c.im/users/Opfoss/statuses/116549519100330742https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://c.im/users/Opfoss/statuses/116549519100330742Sun, 10 May 2026 09:15:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Hey! on Sun, 10 May 2026 09:15:25 GMT]]>@mudge We'll soon see. 🤔

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.scot/users/JackTheCat/statuses/116549518979147713https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.scot/users/JackTheCat/statuses/116549518979147713Sun, 10 May 2026 09:15:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Hey! on Sun, 10 May 2026 09:14:09 GMT]]>@JackTheCat Rangers?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.scot/users/mudge/statuses/116549513990613557https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.scot/users/mudge/statuses/116549513990613557Sun, 10 May 2026 09:14:09 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Hey! on Sun, 10 May 2026 09:12:14 GMT]]>@Opfoss @mudge

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.scot/users/JackTheCat/statuses/116549506464544328https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.scot/users/JackTheCat/statuses/116549506464544328Sun, 10 May 2026 09:12:14 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Hey! on Sun, 10 May 2026 09:10:42 GMT]]>@Opfoss @JackTheCat If he sets foot in Greenock any time going forward, I’ll suck myself off. *praying for him to go to Greenock every six hours*

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.scot/users/mudge/statuses/116549500435244108https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.scot/users/mudge/statuses/116549500435244108Sun, 10 May 2026 09:10:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Hey! on Sun, 10 May 2026 09:09:30 GMT]]>@JackTheCat @mudge
Paid for lackeys are kinda mates.

"Am I your friend?"

'Yes, sir. Will there be anything else?'

"I have a racist joke."

*Lackey dies a little more*

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://c.im/users/Opfoss/statuses/116549495689380937https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://c.im/users/Opfoss/statuses/116549495689380937Sun, 10 May 2026 09:09:30 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Hey! on Sun, 10 May 2026 09:07:04 GMT]]>@mudge @JackTheCat
He had six votes and still only got in on the list.

Went back to his home town and was roundly told to fuck off.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://c.im/users/Opfoss/statuses/116549486178375761https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://c.im/users/Opfoss/statuses/116549486178375761Sun, 10 May 2026 09:07:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Hey! on Sun, 10 May 2026 09:07:00 GMT]]>@mudge @Opfoss 6 hooses. Nae mates.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.scot/users/JackTheCat/statuses/116549485873241695https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.scot/users/JackTheCat/statuses/116549485873241695Sun, 10 May 2026 09:07:00 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Hey! on Sun, 10 May 2026 09:05:07 GMT]]>@Opfoss @JackTheCat One of them has 6 hooses but. Add that in.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.scot/users/mudge/statuses/116549478465693342https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.scot/users/mudge/statuses/116549478465693342Sun, 10 May 2026 09:05:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Hey! on Sun, 10 May 2026 09:04:38 GMT]]>@Opfoss @JackTheCat 😂

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.scot/users/mudge/statuses/116549476559863997https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.scot/users/mudge/statuses/116549476559863997Sun, 10 May 2026 09:04:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Hey! on Sun, 10 May 2026 09:03:51 GMT]]>@JackTheCat @mudge
Look lads, if all you unionists all clubbed together, do you know what you'd have?

A minority.

56 seats combined to the SNP's 58.
And that is without counting the Greens.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://c.im/users/Opfoss/statuses/116549473481607069https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://c.im/users/Opfoss/statuses/116549473481607069Sun, 10 May 2026 09:03:51 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Hey! on Sun, 10 May 2026 08:58:22 GMT]]>@mudge 17 benchwarmers who are about to find out how ineffective they really are.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.scot/users/JackTheCat/statuses/116549451966234214https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.scot/users/JackTheCat/statuses/116549451966234214Sun, 10 May 2026 08:58:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Hey! on Sun, 10 May 2026 08:56:45 GMT]]>@JackTheCat “But you elected 17 Reform boys in.”
Did we, aye?
Not a single voted in constituency one. Only in cos we have a fair (but daft) representational voting system. John is ignoring them but, like they don’t exist 😂

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.scot/users/mudge/statuses/116549445555499374https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.scot/users/mudge/statuses/116549445555499374Sun, 10 May 2026 08:56:45 GMT