<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[I just saw a squirrel climbing a tree with a baguette in its mouth that was 80% of its body size.]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>I just saw a squirrel climbing a tree with a baguette in its mouth that was 80% of its body size.</p><p>Impressive.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/18b96bc7-5071-48e4-8e65-38cc64afda15/i-just-saw-a-squirrel-climbing-a-tree-with-a-baguette-in-its-mouth-that-was-80-of-its-body-size.</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Sun, 28 Jun 2026 05:41:41 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/18b96bc7-5071-48e4-8e65-38cc64afda15.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2026 16:26:33 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I just saw a squirrel climbing a tree with a baguette in its mouth that was 80% of its body size. on Sat, 27 Jun 2026 17:41:52 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/mayintoronto%40beige.party">@<span>mayintoronto</span></a></span> </p><p>I think the size ratio between baguettes and some French people is similar <img src="https://forum.fedi.dk/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f923.png?v=7979fdcf9c7" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--rolling_on_the_floor_laughing" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="🤣" alt="🤣" /></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.world/users/DavidBruchmann/statuses/116823301340693393</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.world/users/DavidBruchmann/statuses/116823301340693393</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[davidbruchmann@mastodon.world]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2026 17:41:52 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I just saw a squirrel climbing a tree with a baguette in its mouth that was 80% of its body size. on Sat, 27 Jun 2026 17:23:38 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/mayintoronto%40beige.party">@<span>mayintoronto</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/tkissing%40mastodon.social">@<span>tkissing</span></a></span> Canadian maple trees regularly eat baguettes. It’s what makes the maple syrup taste so good <img src="https://forum.fedi.dk/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f60b.png?v=7979fdcf9c7" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--yum" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="😋" alt="😋" /></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fandom.garden/users/stephaniepixie/statuses/116823229623448412</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fandom.garden/users/stephaniepixie/statuses/116823229623448412</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[stephaniepixie@fandom.garden]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2026 17:23:38 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I just saw a squirrel climbing a tree with a baguette in its mouth that was 80% of its body size. on Sat, 27 Jun 2026 17:01:28 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/mayintoronto%40beige.party">@<span>mayintoronto</span></a></span> According to my really vague memories of history classes, the  Romans considered my ancestors barbarians, who probably still climbed up into trees at night. That probably caused evolutionary pressure and now, 2000 years later our trees have to get all their nutrients thru roots.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/tkissing/statuses/116823142460168912</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/tkissing/statuses/116823142460168912</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[tkissing@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2026 17:01:28 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I just saw a squirrel climbing a tree with a baguette in its mouth that was 80% of its body size. on Sat, 27 Jun 2026 16:45:13 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/tkissing%40mastodon.social">@<span>tkissing</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/mayintoronto%40beige.party">@<span>mayintoronto</span></a></span> The trees have to protect themselves from the beavers somehow…</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://cosocial.ca/ap/users/116274777763908831/statuses/116823078587469797</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://cosocial.ca/ap/users/116274777763908831/statuses/116823078587469797</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[michaelgemar@cosocial.ca]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2026 16:45:13 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I just saw a squirrel climbing a tree with a baguette in its mouth that was 80% of its body size. on Sat, 27 Jun 2026 16:44:39 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/tkissing%40mastodon.social">@<span>tkissing</span></a></span> where do you come from where your trees don't have mouths?</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/mayintoronto/statuses/116823076308602027</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/mayintoronto/statuses/116823076308602027</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[mayintoronto@beige.party]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2026 16:44:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I just saw a squirrel climbing a tree with a baguette in its mouth that was 80% of its body size. on Sat, 27 Jun 2026 16:29:52 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/mayintoronto%40beige.party">@<span>mayintoronto</span></a></span> "a tree with a baguette in its mouth"<br />Canada is weirder than I thought <img src="https://forum.fedi.dk/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f914.png?v=7979fdcf9c7" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--thinking_face" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="🤔" alt="🤔" /></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/tkissing/statuses/116823018185197251</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/tkissing/statuses/116823018185197251</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[tkissing@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2026 16:29:52 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I just saw a squirrel climbing a tree with a baguette in its mouth that was 80% of its body size. on Sat, 27 Jun 2026 16:27:37 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/mayintoronto%40beige.party">@<span>mayintoronto</span></a></span> life goals</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/ap/users/115708188881910739/statuses/116823009380399040</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/ap/users/115708188881910739/statuses/116823009380399040</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[theeclecticdyslexic@mstdn.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2026 16:27:37 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>