<![CDATA[You’ve been warned, parents.]]>You’ve been warned, parents.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/1ced3e5e-5b35-47dc-adfb-9b04f8556976/you-ve-been-warned-parents.RSS for NodeSun, 11 Oct 2026 08:45:02 GMTFri, 09 Oct 2026 11:35:33 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to You’ve been warned, parents. on Fri, 09 Oct 2026 18:09:05 GMT]]>@batkaren "fun"fact

in KZ Ravensbrück the nazis killed youth which consumed jazz..

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.tchncs.de/users/schnedan/statuses/117412288652196379https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.tchncs.de/users/schnedan/statuses/117412288652196379Fri, 09 Oct 2026 18:09:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You’ve been warned, parents. on Fri, 09 Oct 2026 17:47:51 GMT]]>@batkaren not jazz!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://ohai.social/users/flicka/statuses/117412205158635139https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://ohai.social/users/flicka/statuses/117412205158635139Fri, 09 Oct 2026 17:47:51 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You’ve been warned, parents. on Fri, 09 Oct 2026 17:41:10 GMT]]>@batkaren Yeah, that must be a typo of jizz. 💦

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.ca/users/ottawasteph/statuses/117412178830994656https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.ca/users/ottawasteph/statuses/117412178830994656Fri, 09 Oct 2026 17:41:10 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You’ve been warned, parents. on Fri, 09 Oct 2026 17:36:00 GMT]]>@batkaren now drug use and murder i can excuse but *jazz*?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://disabled.social/ap/users/116721218470919210/statuses/117412158543355047https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://disabled.social/ap/users/116721218470919210/statuses/117412158543355047Fri, 09 Oct 2026 17:36:00 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You’ve been warned, parents. on Fri, 09 Oct 2026 17:20:10 GMT]]>@jimfl @ASprinkleofSage @batkaren Precious bodily fluids.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/BenGleason/statuses/117412096257860604https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/BenGleason/statuses/117412096257860604Fri, 09 Oct 2026 17:20:10 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You’ve been warned, parents. on Fri, 09 Oct 2026 17:15:47 GMT]]>@batkaren Don't let this man corrupt your children

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.vivaldi.net/ap/users/116462826788334877/statuses/117412079017038797https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.vivaldi.net/ap/users/116462826788334877/statuses/117412079017038797Fri, 09 Oct 2026 17:15:47 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You’ve been warned, parents. on Fri, 09 Oct 2026 17:15:27 GMT]]>@batkaren Soon your kids might be saying things like “cat” and “skibbiddy do bop”!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/emersunn/statuses/117412077762093405https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/emersunn/statuses/117412077762093405Fri, 09 Oct 2026 17:15:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You’ve been warned, parents. on Fri, 09 Oct 2026 16:26:53 GMT]]>@batkaren

At least it doesn't deal with mortgages and home finance.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/vieuxnez/statuses/117411886746285288https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/vieuxnez/statuses/117411886746285288Fri, 09 Oct 2026 16:26:53 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You’ve been warned, parents. on Fri, 09 Oct 2026 16:16:54 GMT]]>@batkaren Definitely a reason to let the kids not watch that one...

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.nl/users/ElBeeToots/statuses/117411847490626637https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.nl/users/ElBeeToots/statuses/117411847490626637Fri, 09 Oct 2026 16:16:54 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You’ve been warned, parents. on Fri, 09 Oct 2026 16:05:24 GMT]]>@batkaren

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodonapp.uk/users/Devonkiwi/statuses/117411802264733834https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodonapp.uk/users/Devonkiwi/statuses/117411802264733834Fri, 09 Oct 2026 16:05:24 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You’ve been warned, parents. on Fri, 09 Oct 2026 16:02:46 GMT]]>@batkaren
So, what about https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jazz_from_Hell? Including a track called "G-Spot Tornado"?? If that's not a danger to children, what is?! 🤡

(This *instrumental* Zappa album had to wear "parental advisory" stickers exactly for that reason. 🤦)

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.tchncs.de/users/lothar/statuses/117411791941136012https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.tchncs.de/users/lothar/statuses/117411791941136012Fri, 09 Oct 2026 16:02:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You’ve been warned, parents. on Fri, 09 Oct 2026 15:49:45 GMT]]>@batkaren @kimlockhartga

<GASP> Not Jazz!! Western Civilization is doomed!!

Now that I think about it, MORE JAZZ!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.world/users/ceartas/statuses/117411740713651725https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.world/users/ceartas/statuses/117411740713651725Fri, 09 Oct 2026 15:49:45 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You’ve been warned, parents. on Fri, 09 Oct 2026 15:40:48 GMT]]>@kimlockhartga @sheislaurence @batkaren I didn't even like jazz until I hit Middle Age ™

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://thepit.social/users/APBBlue/statuses/117411705583669040https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://thepit.social/users/APBBlue/statuses/117411705583669040Fri, 09 Oct 2026 15:40:48 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You’ve been warned, parents. on Fri, 09 Oct 2026 15:25:17 GMT]]>@jimfl @batkaren

And my father wondered why I would read from his Playboy subscription in the first grade

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/philleu/statuses/117411644547904722https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/philleu/statuses/117411644547904722Fri, 09 Oct 2026 15:25:17 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You’ve been warned, parents. on Fri, 09 Oct 2026 15:19:59 GMT]]>@batkaren @trending_bot Bring me some reefers! *plays the piano at breakneck speed*

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://discordian.social/users/LordCaramac/statuses/117411623679786857https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://discordian.social/users/LordCaramac/statuses/117411623679786857Fri, 09 Oct 2026 15:19:59 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You’ve been warned, parents. on Fri, 09 Oct 2026 14:47:50 GMT]]>@sanpan @batkaren Well, there's death metal, so why not murder jazz? 🤔 😆

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://famichiki.jp/users/joejoetom/statuses/117411497264402655https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://famichiki.jp/users/joejoetom/statuses/117411497264402655Fri, 09 Oct 2026 14:47:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You’ve been warned, parents. on Fri, 09 Oct 2026 14:46:14 GMT]]>@batkaren Oh noooooo, not JAZZ!! EEEEEE! 😱

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://famichiki.jp/users/joejoetom/statuses/117411490969332023https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://famichiki.jp/users/joejoetom/statuses/117411490969332023Fri, 09 Oct 2026 14:46:14 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You’ve been warned, parents. on Fri, 09 Oct 2026 14:38:18 GMT]]>@batkaren the devil's music

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/renardboy/statuses/117411459813203990https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/renardboy/statuses/117411459813203990Fri, 09 Oct 2026 14:38:18 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You’ve been warned, parents. on Fri, 09 Oct 2026 13:53:22 GMT]]>@ASprinkleofSage @batkaren I don’t avoid women, Mandrake. But I do deny them my essence

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/jimfl/statuses/117411283130232008https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/jimfl/statuses/117411283130232008Fri, 09 Oct 2026 13:53:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You’ve been warned, parents. on Fri, 09 Oct 2026 13:48:18 GMT]]>@batkaren oh no! Not the Jazz!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://lgbtqia.space/ap/users/116435742918095709/statuses/117411263179789765https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://lgbtqia.space/ap/users/116435742918095709/statuses/117411263179789765Fri, 09 Oct 2026 13:48:18 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You’ve been warned, parents. on Fri, 09 Oct 2026 13:41:17 GMT]]>@batkaren

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/BassRck5000/statuses/117411235610436241https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/BassRck5000/statuses/117411235610436241Fri, 09 Oct 2026 13:41:17 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You’ve been warned, parents. on Fri, 09 Oct 2026 13:38:42 GMT]]>@batkaren For years I thought it was metal the parents were worried about.

Apparently they now draw the line at the smooth tones of Edward Lee Morgan. 🤣

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://toot.wales/users/gavin57/statuses/117411225445647400https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://toot.wales/users/gavin57/statuses/117411225445647400Fri, 09 Oct 2026 13:38:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You’ve been warned, parents. on Fri, 09 Oct 2026 13:35:00 GMT]]>@batkaren "I'm arresting you for attempted jazz."

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/darkling/statuses/117411210857471439https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/darkling/statuses/117411210857471439Fri, 09 Oct 2026 13:35:00 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You’ve been warned, parents. on Fri, 09 Oct 2026 13:34:36 GMT]]>@batkaren People underestimate the risks associated with exposing children to jazz at too early an age

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/jimfl/statuses/117411209307334293https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/jimfl/statuses/117411209307334293Fri, 09 Oct 2026 13:34:36 GMT