<![CDATA[You can park here if you’re disabled, old, a parent, or expecting a wifi router.]]>You can park here if you’re disabled, old, a parent, or expecting a wifi router.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/1e652ef8-6ed3-4dbb-bbe6-9780797e59d6/you-can-park-here-if-you-re-disabled-old-a-parent-or-expecting-a-wifi-router.RSS for NodeFri, 30 Oct 2026 05:04:29 GMTSat, 17 Oct 2026 05:29:26 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to You can park here if you’re disabled, old, a parent, or expecting a wifi router. on Sat, 17 Oct 2026 14:59:19 GMT]]>@piepants
> or expecting

your baby to exercise their arms and legs inside.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.vivaldi.net/ap/users/115995911458254842/statuses/117456840944675832https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.vivaldi.net/ap/users/115995911458254842/statuses/117456840944675832Sat, 17 Oct 2026 14:59:19 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You can park here if you’re disabled, old, a parent, or expecting a wifi router. on Sat, 17 Oct 2026 14:58:11 GMT]]>@piepants the alternative is to make this a parking spot reserved, inter alia, for fat people

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://tooot.im/users/Dubikan/statuses/117456836465264129https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://tooot.im/users/Dubikan/statuses/117456836465264129Sat, 17 Oct 2026 14:58:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You can park here if you’re disabled, old, a parent, or expecting a wifi router. on Sat, 17 Oct 2026 14:58:04 GMT]]>@Twotired @piepants
Having an ultrasound 🩻

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/AccordionBruce/statuses/117456836013940315https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/AccordionBruce/statuses/117456836013940315Sat, 17 Oct 2026 14:58:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You can park here if you’re disabled, old, a parent, or expecting a wifi router. on Sat, 17 Oct 2026 14:56:27 GMT]]>@Twotired
> Seriously ... to convey?

Seriously: the third trimester of pregnancy, when the baby starts to make it quite clear to mum every few hours that it’s getting a bit cramped in there.

@piepants

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.vivaldi.net/ap/users/115995911458254842/statuses/117456829633772155https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.vivaldi.net/ap/users/115995911458254842/statuses/117456829633772155Sat, 17 Oct 2026 14:56:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You can park here if you’re disabled, old, a parent, or expecting a wifi router. on Sat, 17 Oct 2026 14:41:37 GMT]]>@piepants I think that's a RSS-feed, not WiFi

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodonsweden.se/users/gustav/statuses/117456771301465041https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodonsweden.se/users/gustav/statuses/117456771301465041Sat, 17 Oct 2026 14:41:37 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You can park here if you’re disabled, old, a parent, or expecting a wifi router. on Sat, 17 Oct 2026 14:40:25 GMT]]>@piepants lol

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://thepit.social/users/APBBlue/statuses/117456766623609564https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://thepit.social/users/APBBlue/statuses/117456766623609564Sat, 17 Oct 2026 14:40:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You can park here if you’re disabled, old, a parent, or expecting a wifi router. on Sat, 17 Oct 2026 14:13:13 GMT]]>@noodle @piepants 2nd from left is "tuning fork musician"

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodonapp.uk/users/FourT4/statuses/117456659616447740https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodonapp.uk/users/FourT4/statuses/117456659616447740Sat, 17 Oct 2026 14:13:13 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You can park here if you’re disabled, old, a parent, or expecting a wifi router. on Sat, 17 Oct 2026 14:12:34 GMT]]>@Ivor @piepants yeah, came here to confirm, top right is "shepherd".

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodonapp.uk/users/FourT4/statuses/117456657070661908https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodonapp.uk/users/FourT4/statuses/117456657070661908Sat, 17 Oct 2026 14:12:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You can park here if you’re disabled, old, a parent, or expecting a wifi router. on Sat, 17 Oct 2026 14:02:07 GMT]]>@piepants Seriously, what ARE the curved lines around the belly supposed to convey?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://universeodon.com/users/Twotired/statuses/117456615984814904https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://universeodon.com/users/Twotired/statuses/117456615984814904Sat, 17 Oct 2026 14:02:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You can park here if you’re disabled, old, a parent, or expecting a wifi router. on Sat, 17 Oct 2026 13:03:30 GMT]]>@piepants or, also for top right:

'participating in a sheep dog trial'.
.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/Ivor/statuses/117456385526432811https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/Ivor/statuses/117456385526432811Sat, 17 Oct 2026 13:03:30 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You can park here if you’re disabled, old, a parent, or expecting a wifi router. on Sat, 17 Oct 2026 11:18:03 GMT]]>@piepants how do we know “old”?

It could very well be a young person politely placing a giant f on the ground.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/CynAq/statuses/117455970839374869https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/CynAq/statuses/117455970839374869Sat, 17 Oct 2026 11:18:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You can park here if you’re disabled, old, a parent, or expecting a wifi router. on Sat, 17 Oct 2026 11:04:53 GMT]]>@disorderlyf @piepants I was hoping for a WiFi extender....

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/SamanthaJaneSmith/statuses/117455919090281352https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/SamanthaJaneSmith/statuses/117455919090281352Sat, 17 Oct 2026 11:04:53 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You can park here if you’re disabled, old, a parent, or expecting a wifi router. on Sat, 17 Oct 2026 07:58:36 GMT]]>@piepants lol

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://spore.social/ap/users/117308811748217043/statuses/117455186583571125https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://spore.social/ap/users/117308811748217043/statuses/117455186583571125Sat, 17 Oct 2026 07:58:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You can park here if you’re disabled, old, a parent, or expecting a wifi router. on Sat, 17 Oct 2026 07:52:57 GMT]]>@piepants Could've sworn it was a weirdly shaped clock with the alarm that's been ringing since 9.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/115917137386983384/statuses/117455164400621358https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/115917137386983384/statuses/117455164400621358Sat, 17 Oct 2026 07:52:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You can park here if you’re disabled, old, a parent, or expecting a wifi router. on Sat, 17 Oct 2026 07:34:57 GMT]]>@piepants please disable your ringtone by setting your uterus to "vibrate"

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/wademcgillis/statuses/117455093614528400https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/wademcgillis/statuses/117455093614528400Sat, 17 Oct 2026 07:34:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You can park here if you’re disabled, old, a parent, or expecting a wifi router. on Sat, 17 Oct 2026 06:45:44 GMT]]>@piepants Congratulations! It's a TP Link!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://todon.eu/ap/users/115601049471092408/statuses/117454900065907883https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://todon.eu/ap/users/115601049471092408/statuses/117454900065907883Sat, 17 Oct 2026 06:45:44 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You can park here if you’re disabled, old, a parent, or expecting a wifi router. on Sat, 17 Oct 2026 05:54:57 GMT]]>@piepants pregnant with a WiFi router

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://famichiki.jp/users/Haikyoneko/statuses/117454700374981682https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://famichiki.jp/users/Haikyoneko/statuses/117454700374981682Sat, 17 Oct 2026 05:54:57 GMT