<![CDATA[Anatidaephobia: the fear that a duck is watching you.]]>Anatidaephobia: the fear that a duck is watching you.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/1ffa68e0-c3cf-4910-886e-13e2dee87aa0/anatidaephobia-the-fear-that-a-duck-is-watching-you.RSS for NodeMon, 27 Apr 2026 16:34:52 GMTThu, 09 Apr 2026 08:10:16 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Anatidaephobia: the fear that a duck is watching you. on Thu, 09 Apr 2026 13:47:38 GMT]]>@alicemcalicepants Ducks. Watching us. Waiting. Their day will come. 👀 🦆

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hcommons.social/users/jtheseamstress/statuses/116375057772117600https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hcommons.social/users/jtheseamstress/statuses/116375057772117600Thu, 09 Apr 2026 13:47:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Anatidaephobia: the fear that a duck is watching you. on Thu, 09 Apr 2026 13:31:59 GMT]]>@babe 😮😮😮

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://ohai.social/users/alicemcalicepants/statuses/116374996189254795https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://ohai.social/users/alicemcalicepants/statuses/116374996189254795Thu, 09 Apr 2026 13:31:59 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Anatidaephobia: the fear that a duck is watching you. on Thu, 09 Apr 2026 13:30:28 GMT]]>@alicemcalicepants

I think that sound I just heard was the "Birds Aren't Real" people, running for the hills.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://metalhead.club/users/DXMacGuffin/statuses/116374990288963395https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://metalhead.club/users/DXMacGuffin/statuses/116374990288963395Thu, 09 Apr 2026 13:30:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Anatidaephobia: the fear that a duck is watching you. on Thu, 09 Apr 2026 13:27:35 GMT]]>@alicemcalicepants I will never forget learning this word for the first time and a few hours later walking outside to almost immediately encounter a duck.

There was nowhere I knew of nearby where there would be a duck.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://glitterkitten.co.uk/users/babe/statuses/116374978935477618https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://glitterkitten.co.uk/users/babe/statuses/116374978935477618Thu, 09 Apr 2026 13:27:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Anatidaephobia: the fear that a duck is watching you. on Thu, 09 Apr 2026 12:42:06 GMT]]>@alicemcalicepants

I long to be watched, guarded under the loving gaze of a spritely water fowl.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/Jorsh/statuses/116374800069426994https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/Jorsh/statuses/116374800069426994Thu, 09 Apr 2026 12:42:06 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Anatidaephobia: the fear that a duck is watching you. on Thu, 09 Apr 2026 11:17:30 GMT]]>@alicemcalicepants And there's people ready to pay, to watch birds.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.gamedev.place/ap/users/116092650648397225/statuses/116374467435253520https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.gamedev.place/ap/users/116092650648397225/statuses/116374467435253520Thu, 09 Apr 2026 11:17:30 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Anatidaephobia: the fear that a duck is watching you. on Thu, 09 Apr 2026 08:19:42 GMT]]>@davidtheeviloverlord a third one has emerged now!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://ohai.social/users/alicemcalicepants/statuses/116373768285621252https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://ohai.social/users/alicemcalicepants/statuses/116373768285621252Thu, 09 Apr 2026 08:19:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Anatidaephobia: the fear that a duck is watching you. on Thu, 09 Apr 2026 08:19:37 GMT]]>@alicemcalicepants But what if the duck is a seagull??? @CiaraNi

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://toot.community/users/GinevraCat/statuses/116373767942649577https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://toot.community/users/GinevraCat/statuses/116373767942649577Thu, 09 Apr 2026 08:19:37 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Anatidaephobia: the fear that a duck is watching you. on Thu, 09 Apr 2026 08:18:07 GMT]]>@alicemcalicepants

But that's TWO DUCKS!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/davidtheeviloverlord/statuses/116373762047722085https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/davidtheeviloverlord/statuses/116373762047722085Thu, 09 Apr 2026 08:18:07 GMT