<![CDATA[I've always found the catcall line "do those legs go all the way up" too surreal to be upsetting.]]>I've always found the catcall line "do those legs go all the way up" too surreal to be upsetting. It's supposed to be vulgar and sexist but instead it raises all of these questions about geometry and what legs even are... are legs vectors? If they "go up" do they also go down?

When I think about legs that go all the way I think about sea spiders.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/212f1a46-bd0c-400d-afd2-0ff3c3f196aa/i-ve-always-found-the-catcall-line-do-those-legs-go-all-the-way-up-too-surreal-to-be-upsetting.RSS for NodeMon, 27 Jul 2026 13:48:42 GMTThu, 02 Jul 2026 10:03:39 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to I've always found the catcall line "do those legs go all the way up" too surreal to be upsetting. on Fri, 03 Jul 2026 11:22:10 GMT]]>@CarstenBoll @futurebird more data: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMQVAJHPNek

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hespere.de/users/hllizi/statuses/116855782155187230https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hespere.de/users/hllizi/statuses/116855782155187230Fri, 03 Jul 2026 11:22:10 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I've always found the catcall line "do those legs go all the way up" too surreal to be upsetting. on Fri, 03 Jul 2026 11:17:44 GMT]]>@futurebird@sauropods.win
Now this is scriptwriting!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://toot.pikopublish.ing/notes/ao8elie75e3h4wlwhttps://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://toot.pikopublish.ing/notes/ao8elie75e3h4wlwFri, 03 Jul 2026 11:17:44 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I've always found the catcall line "do those legs go all the way up" too surreal to be upsetting. on Fri, 03 Jul 2026 03:23:05 GMT]]>@sbourne That bear came in a Kinder egg. They scratch their back on that light brown tree attached to them! @futurebird @thejessiekirk

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/spiegelmama/statuses/116853898281097497https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/spiegelmama/statuses/116853898281097497Fri, 03 Jul 2026 03:23:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I've always found the catcall line "do those legs go all the way up" too surreal to be upsetting. on Fri, 03 Jul 2026 02:23:46 GMT]]>@spiegelmama @futurebird @thejessiekirk OMG a bear! Exactly who I would choose to meet in the woods πŸ˜‚

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/sbourne/statuses/116853665062255401https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/sbourne/statuses/116853665062255401Fri, 03 Jul 2026 02:23:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I've always found the catcall line "do those legs go all the way up" too surreal to be upsetting. on Fri, 03 Jul 2026 02:07:18 GMT]]>@futurebird @thejessiekirk Puppets! 😁

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/spiegelmama/statuses/116853600307032698https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/spiegelmama/statuses/116853600307032698Fri, 03 Jul 2026 02:07:18 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I've always found the catcall line "do those legs go all the way up" too surreal to be upsetting. on Fri, 03 Jul 2026 02:02:52 GMT]]>@spiegelmama @thejessiekirk

I"M DIYING..OMG
πŸ˜†

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sauropods.win/users/futurebird/statuses/116853582886774799https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sauropods.win/users/futurebird/statuses/116853582886774799Fri, 03 Jul 2026 02:02:52 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I've always found the catcall line "do those legs go all the way up" too surreal to be upsetting. on Fri, 03 Jul 2026 02:01:06 GMT]]>@thejessiekirk OK, this is what I'm picturing.
@futurebird

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/spiegelmama/statuses/116853575950614007https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/spiegelmama/statuses/116853575950614007Fri, 03 Jul 2026 02:01:06 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I've always found the catcall line "do those legs go all the way up" too surreal to be upsetting. on Thu, 02 Jul 2026 21:01:07 GMT]]>@futurebird
Honestly didn't realise it was a thing until I saw the Family Guy clips, which made a really weird and absurd joke of it...

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://tech.lgbt/users/WolvericCatkin/statuses/116852396364735235https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://tech.lgbt/users/WolvericCatkin/statuses/116852396364735235Thu, 02 Jul 2026 21:01:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I've always found the catcall line "do those legs go all the way up" too surreal to be upsetting. on Thu, 02 Jul 2026 14:42:11 GMT]]>@stveje @futurebird Legs Out Loud

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://freeradical.zone/users/baconandcoconut/statuses/116850906340967285https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://freeradical.zone/users/baconandcoconut/statuses/116850906340967285Thu, 02 Jul 2026 14:42:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I've always found the catcall line "do those legs go all the way up" too surreal to be upsetting. on Thu, 02 Jul 2026 14:34:30 GMT]]>@futurebird And then we have the argument "Is Butt Legs?"

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://universeodon.com/users/markwoll/statuses/116850876121850763https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://universeodon.com/users/markwoll/statuses/116850876121850763Thu, 02 Jul 2026 14:34:30 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I've always found the catcall line "do those legs go all the way up" too surreal to be upsetting. on Thu, 02 Jul 2026 14:33:14 GMT]]>@futurebird
Biblically accurate eyes, but legs.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://cupoftea.social/users/topofmyvoice/statuses/116850871139037117https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://cupoftea.social/users/topofmyvoice/statuses/116850871139037117Thu, 02 Jul 2026 14:33:14 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I've always found the catcall line "do those legs go all the way up" too surreal to be upsetting. on Thu, 02 Jul 2026 14:00:57 GMT]]>@futurebird hey bebe do those legs go all the way down or do you cheat at gravity?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/Kierkegaanks/statuses/116850744169104325https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/Kierkegaanks/statuses/116850744169104325Thu, 02 Jul 2026 14:00:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I've always found the catcall line "do those legs go all the way up" too surreal to be upsetting. on Thu, 02 Jul 2026 13:48:06 GMT]]>@futurebird
Sea Spiders are incredibly hot.

So many legs. So long. So wet.

((shudder))

(Insert Homer Simpson drool-moan clip here.)

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/kelvin0mql/statuses/116850693637416658https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/kelvin0mql/statuses/116850693637416658Thu, 02 Jul 2026 13:48:06 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I've always found the catcall line "do those legs go all the way up" too surreal to be upsetting. on Thu, 02 Jul 2026 13:06:15 GMT]]>@futurebird @Tarnport The original reference was to Cyd Charisse I think – maybe scripted?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.scot/users/sallyjeffery/statuses/116850529134646078https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.scot/users/sallyjeffery/statuses/116850529134646078Thu, 02 Jul 2026 13:06:15 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I've always found the catcall line "do those legs go all the way up" too surreal to be upsetting. on Thu, 02 Jul 2026 12:35:27 GMT]]>@futurebird What if those legs *didn’t* go all the way up?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/rocketsoup/statuses/116850407965082242https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/rocketsoup/statuses/116850407965082242Thu, 02 Jul 2026 12:35:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I've always found the catcall line "do those legs go all the way up" too surreal to be upsetting. on Thu, 02 Jul 2026 12:22:34 GMT]]>@futurebird something something projective geometry something too. If one’s legs are parallel is there nevertheless a point at infinity at which they meet?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://types.pl/users/robrix/statuses/116850357319298223https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://types.pl/users/robrix/statuses/116850357319298223Thu, 02 Jul 2026 12:22:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I've always found the catcall line "do those legs go all the way up" too surreal to be upsetting. on Thu, 02 Jul 2026 11:30:21 GMT]]>@futurebird
We joked about a woman opening her gown to show that yes, her legs go all the way to her neck.
Then she runs away in long graceful strides.

And then Family Guy did the same joke 3 months later. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://woof.group/users/Hunko/statuses/116850151998791497https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://woof.group/users/Hunko/statuses/116850151998791497Thu, 02 Jul 2026 11:30:21 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I've always found the catcall line "do those legs go all the way up" too surreal to be upsetting. on Thu, 02 Jul 2026 10:58:39 GMT]]>@jmax @omnivorous_narrator

Rings?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sauropods.win/users/futurebird/statuses/116850027355475442https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sauropods.win/users/futurebird/statuses/116850027355475442Thu, 02 Jul 2026 10:58:39 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I've always found the catcall line "do those legs go all the way up" too surreal to be upsetting. on Thu, 02 Jul 2026 10:57:46 GMT]]>@omnivorous_narrator @futurebird In theory, there are groups for people like you.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/jmax/statuses/116850023887968731https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/jmax/statuses/116850023887968731Thu, 02 Jul 2026 10:57:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I've always found the catcall line "do those legs go all the way up" too surreal to be upsetting. on Thu, 02 Jul 2026 10:49:22 GMT]]>@spiegelmama ... gonna need a diagram and maybe some hand puppets to get that one. πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’« @futurebird

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://ohai.social/ap/users/115683904065635825/statuses/116849990856033569https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://ohai.social/ap/users/115683904065635825/statuses/116849990856033569Thu, 02 Jul 2026 10:49:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I've always found the catcall line "do those legs go all the way up" too surreal to be upsetting. on Thu, 02 Jul 2026 10:48:25 GMT]]>@ersatzmaus

essential singularities in your area ... and within a small delta of *every* area if we are honest about it.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sauropods.win/users/futurebird/statuses/116849987119277965https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sauropods.win/users/futurebird/statuses/116849987119277965Thu, 02 Jul 2026 10:48:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I've always found the catcall line "do those legs go all the way up" too surreal to be upsetting. on Thu, 02 Jul 2026 10:46:59 GMT]]>@futurebird Discontinuous azathothean singles in your area…

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/ersatzmaus/statuses/116849981492129823https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/ersatzmaus/statuses/116849981492129823Thu, 02 Jul 2026 10:46:59 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I've always found the catcall line "do those legs go all the way up" too surreal to be upsetting. on Thu, 02 Jul 2026 10:44:37 GMT]]>@thejessiekirk @futurebird I'm picturing a paper doll overlaid onto a pair of point-down scissors, where the head is at the hinge and the handles are the continuation of the legs that go all the way up.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/spiegelmama/statuses/116849972182230877https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/spiegelmama/statuses/116849972182230877Thu, 02 Jul 2026 10:44:37 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I've always found the catcall line "do those legs go all the way up" too surreal to be upsetting. on Thu, 02 Jul 2026 10:27:43 GMT]]>@futurebird hips don’t lie algebra??

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/omnivorous_narrator/statuses/116849905741402387https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/omnivorous_narrator/statuses/116849905741402387Thu, 02 Jul 2026 10:27:43 GMT