<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[If Sisyphus was a duck.]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>If Sisyphus was a duck.</p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/duck" rel="tag">#<span>duck</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/dog" rel="tag">#<span>dog</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/dogs" rel="tag">#<span>dogs</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/dogstodon" rel="tag">#<span>dogstodon</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/dogsofmastodon" rel="tag">#<span>dogsofmastodon</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/humor" rel="tag">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/humour" rel="tag">#<span>humour</span></a></p><p>[Description: a large flat rock, around which a duck attempts to catch a border collie, which is having the time of its life.]</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/23c566e3-2c8f-4152-8e34-44a520ddaf7a/if-sisyphus-was-a-duck.</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2026 14:22:57 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/23c566e3-2c8f-4152-8e34-44a520ddaf7a.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2026 12:43:38 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to If Sisyphus was a duck. on Thu, 09 Apr 2026 18:52:25 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/markarayner%40mas.to">@<span>markarayner</span></a></span> Cool! Thanks for doing that. <span><a href="/user/mrundkvist%40archaeo.social">@<span>mrundkvist</span></a></span></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.world/ap/users/116239958350420687/statuses/116376256196993441</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.world/ap/users/116239958350420687/statuses/116376256196993441</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[mfennvt@mastodon.world]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2026 18:52:25 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to If Sisyphus was a duck. on Thu, 09 Apr 2026 18:41:03 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/mfennvt%40mastodon.world">@<span>MFennVT</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/mrundkvist%40archaeo.social">@<span>mrundkvist</span></a></span> Uploaded a grainier version without the logo.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/markarayner/statuses/116376211529888175</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/markarayner/statuses/116376211529888175</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[markarayner@mas.to]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2026 18:41:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to If Sisyphus was a duck. on Thu, 09 Apr 2026 18:20:48 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/whitecattamer%40mastodon.online">@<span>WhiteCatTamer</span></a></span> <img src="https://forum.fedi.dk/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f602.png?v=94543ec6bc6" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--joy" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="😂" alt="😂" /> So far that wins the Callahan award for the day!</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/markarayner/statuses/116376131924066641</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/markarayner/statuses/116376131924066641</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[markarayner@mas.to]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2026 18:20:48 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to If Sisyphus was a duck. on Thu, 09 Apr 2026 17:30:05 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/markarayner%40mas.to">@<span>markarayner</span></a></span> “One must imagine Sisyphus quacky…”</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/WhiteCatTamer/statuses/116375932438871025</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/WhiteCatTamer/statuses/116375932438871025</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[whitecattamer@mastodon.online]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2026 17:30:05 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to If Sisyphus was a duck. on Thu, 09 Apr 2026 17:08:43 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/bookworks%40c.im">@<span>bookworks</span></a></span> <br /><span><a href="https://mirrored.social/@DuckDuckGo">@<span>DuckDuckGo</span></a></span>  Maybe this "duck" will show up even more actively on another server one day...</p><p><span><a href="/user/markarayner%40mas.to">@<span>markarayner</span></a></span></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://troet.cafe/users/Regez/statuses/116375848424153184</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://troet.cafe/users/Regez/statuses/116375848424153184</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[regez@troet.cafe]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2026 17:08:43 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to If Sisyphus was a duck. on Thu, 09 Apr 2026 16:53:20 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/markarayner%40mas.to">@<span>markarayner</span></a></span> <br />Sorry, I have a different mental image of a duck. To me, this links more like a goose.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/iamlayer8/statuses/116375787971810726</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/iamlayer8/statuses/116375787971810726</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[iamlayer8@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2026 16:53:20 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to If Sisyphus was a duck. on Thu, 09 Apr 2026 16:29:17 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/benroyce%40mastodon.social">@<span>benroyce</span></a></span> Nah. This is Sisyduck.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/markarayner/statuses/116375693368972150</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/markarayner/statuses/116375693368972150</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[markarayner@mas.to]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2026 16:29:17 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to If Sisyphus was a duck. on Thu, 09 Apr 2026 16:28:18 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/megamichelle%40a2mi.social">@<span>MegaMichelle</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/mrundkvist%40archaeo.social">@<span>mrundkvist</span></a></span> Yikes -- never even noticed the logo, I was laughing at the duck's intensity to hard.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/markarayner/statuses/116375689505956275</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/markarayner/statuses/116375689505956275</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[markarayner@mas.to]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2026 16:28:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to If Sisyphus was a duck. on Thu, 09 Apr 2026 16:04:53 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/markarayner%40mas.to">@<span>markarayner</span></a></span> </p><p>I had the Benny Hill chase music running through my head while watching this.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/riggbeck/statuses/116375597424777173</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/riggbeck/statuses/116375597424777173</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[riggbeck@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2026 16:04:53 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to If Sisyphus was a duck. on Thu, 09 Apr 2026 15:53:19 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/markarayner%40mas.to">@<span>markarayner</span></a></span> </p><p>I have a rock, I have a border collie, all I need is a duck.</p><p>Or I could just watch this all day.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://thecanadian.social/ap/users/116269119144394202/statuses/116375551942693314</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://thecanadian.social/ap/users/116269119144394202/statuses/116375551942693314</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[anniebuddy@thecanadian.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2026 15:53:19 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to If Sisyphus was a duck. on Thu, 09 Apr 2026 15:45:51 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/mrundkvist%40archaeo.social">@<span>mrundkvist</span></a></span> Same here. That's a hard nope. <span><a href="/user/markarayner%40mas.to">@<span>markarayner</span></a></span></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.world/ap/users/116239958350420687/statuses/116375522600785131</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.world/ap/users/116239958350420687/statuses/116375522600785131</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[mfennvt@mastodon.world]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2026 15:45:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to If Sisyphus was a duck. on Thu, 09 Apr 2026 15:39:15 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/markarayner%40mas.to">@<span>markarayner</span></a></span> <br /><img src="https://forum.fedi.dk/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f923.png?v=94543ec6bc6" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--rolling_on_the_floor_laughing" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="🤣" alt="🤣" /><img src="https://forum.fedi.dk/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f44f.png?v=94543ec6bc6" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--clap" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="👏" alt="👏" /><img src="https://forum.fedi.dk/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f3fc.png?v=94543ec6bc6" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--skin-tone-3" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="🏼" alt="🏼" /></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.cologne/users/calvato/statuses/116375496647131166</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.cologne/users/calvato/statuses/116375496647131166</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[calvato@social.cologne]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2026 15:39:15 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to If Sisyphus was a duck. on Thu, 09 Apr 2026 15:38:38 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/markarayner%40mas.to">@<span>markarayner</span></a></span> </p><p>nah this is modern prometheus</p><p>prometheus was punished to an eternity of being chained to a mountain, and an eagle coming and eating their liver daily, which they regrew nightly. for the crime of giving humanity fire</p><p>dog prometheus though is good at avoiding the "eagle"</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/benroyce/statuses/116375494203622057</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/benroyce/statuses/116375494203622057</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[benroyce@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2026 15:38:38 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to If Sisyphus was a duck. on Thu, 09 Apr 2026 15:33:06 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/mrundkvist%40archaeo.social">@<span>mrundkvist</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/markarayner%40mas.to">@<span>markarayner</span></a></span> </p><p>Yeah, this is a weird way for the Epoch Times to spread fascist propaganda, but I've seen fascists do it before.  They have a bunch of undoubtedly-fun stuff like this, gather followers, and then slip in the occasional subtly-fascist posts as well.</p><p>This is the strategy of RT, the Russian propaganda newspaper.  And I've seen some MAGA accounts do this too.  </p><p>It's wild.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://a2mi.social/users/MegaMichelle/statuses/116375472481396071</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://a2mi.social/users/MegaMichelle/statuses/116375472481396071</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[megamichelle@a2mi.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2026 15:33:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to If Sisyphus was a duck. on Thu, 09 Apr 2026 15:09:16 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/callunavulgaris%40mastodon.scot">@<span>callunavulgaris</span></a></span> but he did - then ran and the duck followed....</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/connynasch/statuses/116375378751803197</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/connynasch/statuses/116375378751803197</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[connynasch@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2026 15:09:16 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to If Sisyphus was a duck. on Thu, 09 Apr 2026 14:59:41 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/markarayner%40mas.to">@<span>markarayner</span></a></span> And from the dead grass and track around the rock, how often does this happen?</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.horrorhub.club/users/Esoteria/statuses/116375341074252422</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.horrorhub.club/users/Esoteria/statuses/116375341074252422</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[esoteria@social.horrorhub.club]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2026 14:59:41 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to If Sisyphus was a duck. on Thu, 09 Apr 2026 14:56:36 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/markarayner%40mas.to">@<span>markarayner</span></a></span> The dog's got it all wrong. He needs to turn to face the duck, introduce himself and tell it he's going to pick it up <img src="https://forum.fedi.dk/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f986.png?v=94543ec6bc6" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--duck" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="🦆" alt="🦆" /></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.scot/users/callunavulgaris/statuses/116375328961620473</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.scot/users/callunavulgaris/statuses/116375328961620473</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2026 14:56:36 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to If Sisyphus was a duck. on Thu, 09 Apr 2026 14:50:50 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/markarayner%40mas.to">@<span>markarayner</span></a></span> <br />Cute!<br />Needs some Yakkety Sax.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://wandering.shop/users/silvermoon82/statuses/116375306294522345</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://wandering.shop/users/silvermoon82/statuses/116375306294522345</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[silvermoon82@wandering.shop]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2026 14:50:50 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to If Sisyphus was a duck. on Thu, 09 Apr 2026 14:48:56 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/markarayner%40mas.to">@<span>markarayner</span></a></span> The duck seems to have a great time too!</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://radikal.social/users/malte/statuses/116375298814256208</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://radikal.social/users/malte/statuses/116375298814256208</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[malte@radikal.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2026 14:48:56 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to If Sisyphus was a duck. on Thu, 09 Apr 2026 14:45:14 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/markarayner%40mas.to">@<span>markarayner</span></a></span><br />Who's chasing who? <img src="https://forum.fedi.dk/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f605.png?v=94543ec6bc6" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--sweat_smile" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="😅" alt="😅" /></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fedimon.uk/users/AlisonW/statuses/116375284237757031</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fedimon.uk/users/AlisonW/statuses/116375284237757031</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[alisonw@fedimon.uk]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2026 14:45:14 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to If Sisyphus was a duck. on Thu, 09 Apr 2026 14:29:03 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/markarayner%40mas.to">@<span>markarayner</span></a></span> </p><p><img src="https://forum.fedi.dk/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f923.png?v=94543ec6bc6" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--rolling_on_the_floor_laughing" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="🤣" alt="🤣" /></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/JorisBohnsonPM/statuses/116375220647589422</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/JorisBohnsonPM/statuses/116375220647589422</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[jorisbohnsonpm@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2026 14:29:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to If Sisyphus was a duck. on Thu, 09 Apr 2026 14:16:21 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/markarayner%40mas.to" rel="nofollow noreferrer noopener">@<span>markarayner</span></a></span></p><p>The grass is worn down… this is not the first time this has happened. <img src="https://forum.fedi.dk/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f602.png?v=94543ec6bc6" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--joy" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="😂" alt="😂" /></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://gotosocial.plutar.ch/users/plutarch/statuses/01KNS9KS4Q13NBJ1Y54NQZNNGE</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://gotosocial.plutar.ch/users/plutarch/statuses/01KNS9KS4Q13NBJ1Y54NQZNNGE</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[plutarch@gotosocial.plutar.ch]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2026 14:16:21 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to If Sisyphus was a duck. on Thu, 09 Apr 2026 14:10:58 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/markarayner%40mas.to">@<span>markarayner</span></a></span> <br />LOL! Would have re-tooted recept for the Falun Gong newspaper logo.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://archaeo.social/users/mrundkvist/statuses/116375149480718221</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://archaeo.social/users/mrundkvist/statuses/116375149480718221</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[mrundkvist@archaeo.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2026 14:10:58 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to If Sisyphus was a duck. on Thu, 09 Apr 2026 14:02:32 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/markarayner%40mas.to" rel="nofollow noopener">@<span>markarayner</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/erpel%40hai.z0ne.social" rel="nofollow noopener">@<span>Erpel</span></a></span></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://tech.lgbt/users/catraxx/statuses/116375116338325066</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://tech.lgbt/users/catraxx/statuses/116375116338325066</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[catraxx@tech.lgbt]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2026 14:02:32 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>