<![CDATA[FUN FACT: If you sneeze and fart at the same time...]]>FUN FACT: If you sneeze and fart at the same time... Your body takes a screenshot.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/2452d234-1f48-441c-943c-dbee84af140c/fun-fact-if-you-sneeze-and-fart-at-the-same-time...RSS for NodeFri, 21 Aug 2026 01:00:40 GMTFri, 07 Aug 2026 05:37:01 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to FUN FACT: If you sneeze and fart at the same time... on Fri, 07 Aug 2026 09:47:21 GMT]]>@DocAtCDI And half the time an unwanted volume control shows up on your forehead, set unfortunately to max for all bodily functions.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.nu/ap/users/115915469604932231/statuses/117053590207590406https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.nu/ap/users/115915469604932231/statuses/117053590207590406Fri, 07 Aug 2026 09:47:21 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to FUN FACT: If you sneeze and fart at the same time... on Fri, 07 Aug 2026 09:03:11 GMT]]>@DocAtCDI this is the dumbest thing I’ve read on the internet in a while. And, yet, I literally laughed out loud. πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/markwyner/statuses/117053416493145365https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/markwyner/statuses/117053416493145365Fri, 07 Aug 2026 09:03:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to FUN FACT: If you sneeze and fart at the same time... on Fri, 07 Aug 2026 08:02:09 GMT]]>@DocAtCDI I just choked on my drink 😹

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.au/users/Heliograph/statuses/117053176533543578https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.au/users/Heliograph/statuses/117053176533543578Fri, 07 Aug 2026 08:02:09 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to FUN FACT: If you sneeze and fart at the same time... on Fri, 07 Aug 2026 08:01:38 GMT]]>@DocAtCDI
A 'snart', also known as a 'faeze'.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodontech.de/users/alterelefant/statuses/117053174504195761https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodontech.de/users/alterelefant/statuses/117053174504195761Fri, 07 Aug 2026 08:01:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to FUN FACT: If you sneeze and fart at the same time... on Fri, 07 Aug 2026 06:57:31 GMT]]>@DocAtCDI
Wait… is this why my eyes close when I sneeze?!
Yay default privacy settings! πŸ˜†

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/knwmoon/statuses/117052922352640028https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/knwmoon/statuses/117052922352640028Fri, 07 Aug 2026 06:57:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to FUN FACT: If you sneeze and fart at the same time... on Fri, 07 Aug 2026 05:38:52 GMT]]>@DocAtCDI @lain was this you?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://im-in.space/ap/users/115940247467747761/statuses/117052613115664874https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://im-in.space/ap/users/115940247467747761/statuses/117052613115664874Fri, 07 Aug 2026 05:38:52 GMT