<![CDATA[Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it.]]>Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/27ffe779-ee8a-46df-8136-7408a408c404/amazing-really-that-so-much-of-the-store-contains-jelly-and-custard-they-have-to-have-a-special-aisle-to-avoid-it.RSS for NodeThu, 14 May 2026 17:59:54 GMTSun, 03 May 2026 11:21:44 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it. on Sun, 03 May 2026 19:22:47 GMT]]>@eclectech *tannoy system bing bong* cleanup in aisle... Well, all aisles except 3

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://glammr.us/users/teapot_ben/statuses/116512271084690795https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://glammr.us/users/teapot_ben/statuses/116512271084690795Sun, 03 May 2026 19:22:47 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it. on Sun, 03 May 2026 18:06:04 GMT]]>@eclectech so many questions.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/the_turtle/statuses/116511969390367595https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/the_turtle/statuses/116511969390367595Sun, 03 May 2026 18:06:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it. on Sun, 03 May 2026 17:15:12 GMT]]>@eclectech @Gargron
Sounds like a Galantis song.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mathstodon.xyz/users/taatm/statuses/116511769413940801https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mathstodon.xyz/users/taatm/statuses/116511769413940801Sun, 03 May 2026 17:15:12 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it. on Sun, 03 May 2026 15:42:05 GMT]]>@napalousa Hah! It was very close! @ravenbait

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://things.uk/users/eclectech/statuses/116511403243613368https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://things.uk/users/eclectech/statuses/116511403243613368Sun, 03 May 2026 15:42:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it. on Sun, 03 May 2026 15:41:34 GMT]]>@mjj Urgh!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://things.uk/users/eclectech/statuses/116511401202373289https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://things.uk/users/eclectech/statuses/116511401202373289Sun, 03 May 2026 15:41:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it. on Sun, 03 May 2026 15:41:05 GMT]]>@okohll Hah!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://things.uk/users/eclectech/statuses/116511399324767389https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://things.uk/users/eclectech/statuses/116511399324767389Sun, 03 May 2026 15:41:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it. on Sun, 03 May 2026 15:40:53 GMT]]>@evilstevie Bwahaha!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://things.uk/users/eclectech/statuses/116511398517814271https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://things.uk/users/eclectech/statuses/116511398517814271Sun, 03 May 2026 15:40:53 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it. on Sun, 03 May 2026 15:12:14 GMT]]>@eclectech @ravenbait Have to say as a Brit abroad the idea of a jelly and custard aisle sounds exciting. 🀣 I’m kind of hoping that the icecream section is also not too far away.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://pagan.plus/users/napalousa/statuses/116511285892874533https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://pagan.plus/users/napalousa/statuses/116511285892874533Sun, 03 May 2026 15:12:14 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it. on Sun, 03 May 2026 14:49:21 GMT]]>@eclectech coincidentally our cupboards ARE free from jelly AND custard. Can’t stand the stuff πŸ˜‚

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://toot.wales/users/andylancelot/statuses/116511195883547053https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://toot.wales/users/andylancelot/statuses/116511195883547053Sun, 03 May 2026 14:49:21 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it. on Sun, 03 May 2026 14:38:53 GMT]]>@eclectech a grocery store near me has an aisle sign for "international tomato", to which I always mentally add "of mystery"

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/dragonfrog/statuses/116511154743893752https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/dragonfrog/statuses/116511154743893752Sun, 03 May 2026 14:38:53 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it. on Sun, 03 May 2026 14:04:37 GMT]]>@eclectech Tell me you're from the UK without telling me you're from the UK.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://ohai.social/users/bit/statuses/116511019988867540https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://ohai.social/users/bit/statuses/116511019988867540Sun, 03 May 2026 14:04:37 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it. on Sun, 03 May 2026 13:55:11 GMT]]>@eclectech this implies the state of being shackled by jelly and custard

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.art/users/internetsdairy/statuses/116510982914884226https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.art/users/internetsdairy/statuses/116510982914884226Sun, 03 May 2026 13:55:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it. on Sun, 03 May 2026 13:53:39 GMT]]>@eclectech I misread that as "FreeForm" and was interested to see what trifles they had comitted

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastod1.ddns.net/users/evilstevie/statuses/116510976851445996https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastod1.ddns.net/users/evilstevie/statuses/116510976851445996Sun, 03 May 2026 13:53:39 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it. on Sun, 03 May 2026 13:42:06 GMT]]>@eclectech to re-use my own joke from a few days ago, it’s a trifle bazaar

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/okohll/statuses/116510931483558058https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/okohll/statuses/116510931483558058Sun, 03 May 2026 13:42:06 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it. on Sun, 03 May 2026 13:03:46 GMT]]>@eclectech @ravenbait wibble wobble wibble wobble jelly on an aisle

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://neopaquita.es/users/ehproque/statuses/116510780708108076https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://neopaquita.es/users/ehproque/statuses/116510780708108076Sun, 03 May 2026 13:03:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it. on Sun, 03 May 2026 12:44:20 GMT]]>@bruce This is a good question πŸ˜†

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://things.uk/users/eclectech/statuses/116510704311463229https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://things.uk/users/eclectech/statuses/116510704311463229Sun, 03 May 2026 12:44:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it. on Sun, 03 May 2026 12:28:13 GMT]]>@eclectech I first read it as "freeform" πŸ˜‚

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.hackerspace.pl/users/viq/statuses/116510640923806052https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.hackerspace.pl/users/viq/statuses/116510640923806052Sun, 03 May 2026 12:28:13 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it. on Sun, 03 May 2026 12:27:02 GMT]]>@eclectech

If there's no jelly or custard on that aisle, why would anyone ever go there?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://darkmoon.social/users/bruce/statuses/116510636275714245https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://darkmoon.social/users/bruce/statuses/116510636275714245Sun, 03 May 2026 12:27:02 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it. on Sun, 03 May 2026 12:09:03 GMT]]>@drdirtbag @eclectech Pretty much πŸ˜‰

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://autistics.life/users/cybervegan/statuses/116510565540564718https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://autistics.life/users/cybervegan/statuses/116510565540564718Sun, 03 May 2026 12:09:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it. on Sun, 03 May 2026 12:08:36 GMT]]>@eclectech By that logic, the sausage section should be the 'ass and gristle ' department

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.dk/users/mjj/statuses/116510563819927165https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.dk/users/mjj/statuses/116510563819927165Sun, 03 May 2026 12:08:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it. on Sun, 03 May 2026 12:07:51 GMT]]>@eclectech
Probably custards last stand...

.... It's ok, I'l let myself out πŸ˜†

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://troet.cafe/users/MaryMarasKittenBakery/statuses/116510560835232562https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://troet.cafe/users/MaryMarasKittenBakery/statuses/116510560835232562Sun, 03 May 2026 12:07:51 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it. on Sun, 03 May 2026 12:02:31 GMT]]>@eclectech Nice! Long ago, I posted a sign from a grocery store that said "Anti Pasta", which was similarly good for a giggle.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://flipping.rocks/users/amenonsen/statuses/116510539869802390https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://flipping.rocks/users/amenonsen/statuses/116510539869802390Sun, 03 May 2026 12:02:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it. on Sun, 03 May 2026 11:59:05 GMT]]>@cybervegan @eclectech I assume this means it's not constrained by the narrow walls of glass jars, but instead roaming freely wherever gravity takes it?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mountains.social/users/drdirtbag/statuses/116510526359860005https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mountains.social/users/drdirtbag/statuses/116510526359860005Sun, 03 May 2026 11:59:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it. on Sun, 03 May 2026 11:44:57 GMT]]>@eclectech That's better.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://autistics.life/users/cybervegan/statuses/116510470778477756https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://autistics.life/users/cybervegan/statuses/116510470778477756Sun, 03 May 2026 11:44:57 GMT