<![CDATA[I am in an actual office today.]]>I am in an actual office today. There are people here, in 3D. I don't like it.

On the plus side I might get to see the scuba diver cleaning the massive fish tank in the buildings reception as he comes in on Wednesday.

(This is not a joke, there's a fucking massive fish tank. At Christmas the diver wears a Santa scuba suit. Again, not joking)

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/29f159b4-e04a-480f-aa5a-f8e11b942be8/i-am-in-an-actual-office-today.RSS for NodeMon, 05 Oct 2026 18:10:47 GMTWed, 09 Sep 2026 09:54:55 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to I am in an actual office today. on Wed, 09 Sep 2026 11:50:35 GMT]]>@greem @adhdeanasl @TwoClownsEating You called?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.scot/users/Bumblefish/statuses/117240930991023255https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.scot/users/Bumblefish/statuses/117240930991023255Wed, 09 Sep 2026 11:50:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I am in an actual office today. on Wed, 09 Sep 2026 11:48:19 GMT]]>@TwoClownsEating Whoa

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/adhdeanasl/statuses/117240922075953861https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/adhdeanasl/statuses/117240922075953861Wed, 09 Sep 2026 11:48:19 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I am in an actual office today. on Wed, 09 Sep 2026 11:46:16 GMT]]>@adhdeanasl

There are actually a pair of them in there. No sharks sadly.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/TwoClownsEating/statuses/117240914016029195https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/TwoClownsEating/statuses/117240914016029195Wed, 09 Sep 2026 11:46:16 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I am in an actual office today. on Wed, 09 Sep 2026 11:37:40 GMT]]>@adhdeanasl @TwoClownsEating

When your eel has a maw
With an extendable jaw
That's a moray

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://cyberplace.social/users/greem/statuses/117240880221206909https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://cyberplace.social/users/greem/statuses/117240880221206909Wed, 09 Sep 2026 11:37:40 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I am in an actual office today. on Wed, 09 Sep 2026 11:29:42 GMT]]>@TwoClownsEating A fun and cool thing to do would be to walk up to the aquarium and hold a note against it which reads “Did they tell you about the new moray eel?”

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/adhdeanasl/statuses/117240848840436382https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/adhdeanasl/statuses/117240848840436382Wed, 09 Sep 2026 11:29:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I am in an actual office today. on Wed, 09 Sep 2026 10:49:24 GMT]]>@Shelly

I'll take a picture. No sign of the scuba diver yet but I'll keep them peeled.

(It's the lobby of my building, not my office. I'm not a Bond villain. Not yet at least)

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/TwoClownsEating/statuses/117240690397828505https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/TwoClownsEating/statuses/117240690397828505Wed, 09 Sep 2026 10:49:24 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I am in an actual office today. on Wed, 09 Sep 2026 10:41:49 GMT]]>@TwoClownsEating 😁

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.scot/users/JackTheCat/statuses/117240660591170921https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.scot/users/JackTheCat/statuses/117240660591170921Wed, 09 Sep 2026 10:41:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I am in an actual office today. on Wed, 09 Sep 2026 10:39:21 GMT]]>@JackTheCat

Define recently 😉

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/TwoClownsEating/statuses/117240650862235236https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/TwoClownsEating/statuses/117240650862235236Wed, 09 Sep 2026 10:39:21 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I am in an actual office today. on Wed, 09 Sep 2026 10:07:53 GMT]]>@JackTheCat @TwoClownsEating

Tis the season

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/Psychonaut/statuses/117240527136258800https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/Psychonaut/statuses/117240527136258800Wed, 09 Sep 2026 10:07:53 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I am in an actual office today. on Wed, 09 Sep 2026 10:05:49 GMT]]>@TwoClownsEating

That is some very interesting silver lining to having to deal with people. Might be worth the tradeoff in small amounts, occasionally.

I do think you might owe us a picture now though 😄

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/chrismcobble/statuses/117240519024154652https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/chrismcobble/statuses/117240519024154652Wed, 09 Sep 2026 10:05:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I am in an actual office today. on Wed, 09 Sep 2026 09:56:46 GMT]]>@TwoClownsEating that sounds like a fantasy place lol 😃

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/Shelly/statuses/117240483445162395https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/Shelly/statuses/117240483445162395Wed, 09 Sep 2026 09:56:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I am in an actual office today. on Wed, 09 Sep 2026 09:56:02 GMT]]>@TwoClownsEating Have you recently taken mushrooms? Not an accusation. Just concerned. 😁

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.scot/users/JackTheCat/statuses/117240480594018112https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.scot/users/JackTheCat/statuses/117240480594018112Wed, 09 Sep 2026 09:56:02 GMT