<![CDATA[It only counts as real pizza if it's flat to within +/-.000030"]]>It only counts as real pizza if it's flat to within +/-.000030"

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/2ba1ee33-bb1f-4eb2-a201-7dfddfe66851/it-only-counts-as-real-pizza-if-it-s-flat-to-within-.000030RSS for NodeFri, 11 Sep 2026 20:42:17 GMTWed, 26 Aug 2026 04:00:19 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to It only counts as real pizza if it's flat to within +/-.000030" on Wed, 26 Aug 2026 11:48:47 GMT]]>@ArchiteuthisFlux how many hours does it take to preheat?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://bytearray.eu/users/0xC01DC0FFEE/statuses/117161651583744557https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://bytearray.eu/users/0xC01DC0FFEE/statuses/117161651583744557Wed, 26 Aug 2026 11:48:47 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It only counts as real pizza if it's flat to within +/-.000030" on Wed, 26 Aug 2026 11:48:05 GMT]]>@JanaBee @ArchiteuthisFlux I can only offer cast iron, seasoned with a good helping of prussian blue

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://chaos.social/users/la/statuses/117161648789796475https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://chaos.social/users/la/statuses/117161648789796475Wed, 26 Aug 2026 11:48:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It only counts as real pizza if it's flat to within +/-.000030" on Wed, 26 Aug 2026 10:39:41 GMT]]>@ArchiteuthisFlux@leds.social can the oven trays be straight again after years of use?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.criminallycute.fi/notes/aqdj0l0n13vh03r8https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.criminallycute.fi/notes/aqdj0l0n13vh03r8Wed, 26 Aug 2026 10:39:41 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It only counts as real pizza if it's flat to within +/-.000030" on Wed, 26 Aug 2026 09:50:45 GMT]]>@ArchiteuthisFlux Finally, some sensible people.🥰

I hope you used a granite square to ensure 90° cuts.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/setcover/statuses/117161187454043221https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/setcover/statuses/117161187454043221Wed, 26 Aug 2026 09:50:45 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It only counts as real pizza if it's flat to within +/-.000030" on Wed, 26 Aug 2026 09:49:38 GMT]]>@ArchiteuthisFlux @la can I borrow one of yours? 👉👈

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://chaos.social/ap/users/116714511079585437/statuses/117161183084099835https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://chaos.social/ap/users/116714511079585437/statuses/117161183084099835Wed, 26 Aug 2026 09:49:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It only counts as real pizza if it's flat to within +/-.000030" on Wed, 26 Aug 2026 09:09:50 GMT]]>@gsuberland It should have all it's internal stress relieved by now though
@ArchiteuthisFlux

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://toot.lv/users/krahabors/statuses/117161026569977025https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://toot.lv/users/krahabors/statuses/117161026569977025Wed, 26 Aug 2026 09:09:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It only counts as real pizza if it's flat to within +/-.000030" on Wed, 26 Aug 2026 08:43:56 GMT]]>@ArchiteuthisFlux Genuine question. Do manufacturers give any guarantees or guidance on how hot that granite slab is allowed to get before it looses its calibration?
(Not a machinist but my ADHD kinda loves high precision tools and manufacturing.)

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://equestria.social/users/SoftMemoryError/statuses/117160924718659589https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://equestria.social/users/SoftMemoryError/statuses/117160924718659589Wed, 26 Aug 2026 08:43:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It only counts as real pizza if it's flat to within +/-.000030" on Wed, 26 Aug 2026 07:55:31 GMT]]>@erin Ha I did that, I set my oven to broil and then went and took a nap

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://leds.social/users/ArchiteuthisFlux/statuses/117160734325479934https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://leds.social/users/ArchiteuthisFlux/statuses/117160734325479934Wed, 26 Aug 2026 07:55:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It only counts as real pizza if it's flat to within +/-.000030" on Wed, 26 Aug 2026 07:51:38 GMT]]>@ArchiteuthisFlux@leds.social “I’m gonna go fire up the oven, I want to make some pizza tomorrow”

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fedi.quiescent.nexus/objects/6da09046-3282-42dc-a8c9-af3fe422f3e2https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fedi.quiescent.nexus/objects/6da09046-3282-42dc-a8c9-af3fe422f3e2Wed, 26 Aug 2026 07:51:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It only counts as real pizza if it's flat to within +/-.000030" on Wed, 26 Aug 2026 07:05:20 GMT]]>@ArchiteuthisFlux "It works as a great pizza stone, you just need to preheat it for 24h"

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fediscience.org/users/astromateusz/statuses/117160536994203545https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fediscience.org/users/astromateusz/statuses/117160536994203545Wed, 26 Aug 2026 07:05:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It only counts as real pizza if it's flat to within +/-.000030" on Wed, 26 Aug 2026 07:04:58 GMT]]>@ArchiteuthisFlux
And also very lightly irradiated.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://retro.social/users/katanova/statuses/117160535534414344https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://retro.social/users/katanova/statuses/117160535534414344Wed, 26 Aug 2026 07:04:58 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It only counts as real pizza if it's flat to within +/-.000030" on Wed, 26 Aug 2026 07:03:39 GMT]]>@ArchiteuthisFlux It counts as a real pizza only if you measure it in metric system 😂

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.gamedev.place/ap/users/116092650648397225/statuses/117160530370314197https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.gamedev.place/ap/users/116092650648397225/statuses/117160530370314197Wed, 26 Aug 2026 07:03:39 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It only counts as real pizza if it's flat to within +/-.000030" on Wed, 26 Aug 2026 06:39:42 GMT]]>@ArchiteuthisFlux @rotopenguin 3 *business* days? does it pause cooling for weekends and national holidays?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/http_error_418/statuses/117160436201869580https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/http_error_418/statuses/117160436201869580Wed, 26 Aug 2026 06:39:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It only counts as real pizza if it's flat to within +/-.000030" on Wed, 26 Aug 2026 06:37:19 GMT]]>@ArchiteuthisFlux I get the feeling it is no longer flat to within ±0.000030" after thermal cycling... T_T

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://chaos.social/users/gsuberland/statuses/117160426801134257https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://chaos.social/users/gsuberland/statuses/117160426801134257Wed, 26 Aug 2026 06:37:19 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It only counts as real pizza if it's flat to within +/-.000030" on Wed, 26 Aug 2026 04:42:52 GMT]]>@ArchiteuthisFlux i had completely forgotten about stumbleupon. what a reference

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.afront.org/users/MLE_online/statuses/117159976816137566https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.afront.org/users/MLE_online/statuses/117159976816137566Wed, 26 Aug 2026 04:42:52 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It only counts as real pizza if it's flat to within +/-.000030" on Wed, 26 Aug 2026 04:30:32 GMT]]>@MLE_online I hope I have that same reaction when I finish seeing every possible thing.
I did reach the end of StumbleUpon once in high school but I can't remember if I was delighted or just really high.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://leds.social/users/ArchiteuthisFlux/statuses/117159928319653586https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://leds.social/users/ArchiteuthisFlux/statuses/117159928319653586Wed, 26 Aug 2026 04:30:32 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It only counts as real pizza if it's flat to within +/-.000030" on Wed, 26 Aug 2026 04:28:18 GMT]]>@ArchiteuthisFlux Cool! Or hot. Enjoy!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/adamshostack/statuses/117159919520476949https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/adamshostack/statuses/117159919520476949Wed, 26 Aug 2026 04:28:18 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It only counts as real pizza if it's flat to within +/-.000030" on Wed, 26 Aug 2026 04:24:08 GMT]]>This is a true .
The only reason for this must be our WAT.
wat else?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/travisfw/statuses/117159903141357092https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/travisfw/statuses/117159903141357092Wed, 26 Aug 2026 04:24:08 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It only counts as real pizza if it's flat to within +/-.000030" on Wed, 26 Aug 2026 04:22:31 GMT]]>@rotopenguin It'll reach 70° in roughly 3 business days

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://leds.social/users/ArchiteuthisFlux/statuses/117159896765636074https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://leds.social/users/ArchiteuthisFlux/statuses/117159896765636074Wed, 26 Aug 2026 04:22:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It only counts as real pizza if it's flat to within +/-.000030" on Wed, 26 Aug 2026 04:21:20 GMT]]>@adamshostack I mean, pizza stones are a thing you can buy, I just had to preheat it for like an hour. idk I'm just screwing around

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://leds.social/users/ArchiteuthisFlux/statuses/117159892138143884https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://leds.social/users/ArchiteuthisFlux/statuses/117159892138143884Wed, 26 Aug 2026 04:21:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It only counts as real pizza if it's flat to within +/-.000030" on Wed, 26 Aug 2026 04:19:49 GMT]]>@ArchiteuthisFlux @MLE_online Ugh now I want pizza.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://dice.camp/users/apontious/statuses/117159886170861859https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://dice.camp/users/apontious/statuses/117159886170861859Wed, 26 Aug 2026 04:19:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It only counts as real pizza if it's flat to within +/-.000030" on Wed, 26 Aug 2026 04:18:43 GMT]]>@ArchiteuthisFlux best when served at 70°F

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/rotopenguin/statuses/117159881857474909https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/rotopenguin/statuses/117159881857474909Wed, 26 Aug 2026 04:18:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It only counts as real pizza if it's flat to within +/-.000030" on Wed, 26 Aug 2026 04:12:57 GMT]]>@ArchiteuthisFlux that's amazing and now I need to go to eBay to find an old granite surface plate so I can make pizza in style 🤣

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://m.ai6yr.org/users/douglasvb/statuses/117159859189014960https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://m.ai6yr.org/users/douglasvb/statuses/117159859189014960Wed, 26 Aug 2026 04:12:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It only counts as real pizza if it's flat to within +/-.000030" on Wed, 26 Aug 2026 04:11:30 GMT]]>@ArchiteuthisFlux You can see, the sides are less blackened than the top, which is an unusual goal for a pizza

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/adamshostack/statuses/117159853454915521https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/adamshostack/statuses/117159853454915521Wed, 26 Aug 2026 04:11:30 GMT