<![CDATA[I’m not playing hard to get, it's just that I’m super slimy and really difficult to grab onto.]]>I’m not playing hard to get, it's just that I’m super slimy and really difficult to grab onto.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/2f864042-c583-4702-a992-1c835d484475/i-m-not-playing-hard-to-get-it-s-just-that-i-m-super-slimy-and-really-difficult-to-grab-onto.RSS for NodeWed, 15 Jul 2026 22:33:09 GMTSun, 21 Jun 2026 01:18:01 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to I’m not playing hard to get, it's just that I’m super slimy and really difficult to grab onto. on Sun, 21 Jun 2026 06:19:36 GMT]]>@Alice so you are the green algae in the reflecting pool?? Good job!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://expressional.social/users/tanyakaroli/statuses/116786644681425638https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://expressional.social/users/tanyakaroli/statuses/116786644681425638Sun, 21 Jun 2026 06:19:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I’m not playing hard to get, it's just that I’m super slimy and really difficult to grab onto. on Sun, 21 Jun 2026 05:49:34 GMT]]>@Alice I don't play hard to get, I'm hard to keep. The fuck is that shit?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/NosirrahSec/statuses/116786526576832138https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/NosirrahSec/statuses/116786526576832138Sun, 21 Jun 2026 05:49:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I’m not playing hard to get, it's just that I’m super slimy and really difficult to grab onto. on Sun, 21 Jun 2026 05:45:33 GMT]]>@Alice

has trump tried to renovate you?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/amiserabilist/statuses/116786510820435738https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/amiserabilist/statuses/116786510820435738Sun, 21 Jun 2026 05:45:33 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I’m not playing hard to get, it's just that I’m super slimy and really difficult to grab onto. on Sun, 21 Jun 2026 05:28:49 GMT]]>@Alice you are playing hard to get; i am slathering myself in vaseline and baby oil. We are not the same.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/bransonturner/statuses/116786444990169390https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/bransonturner/statuses/116786444990169390Sun, 21 Jun 2026 05:28:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I’m not playing hard to get, it's just that I’m super slimy and really difficult to grab onto. on Sun, 21 Jun 2026 04:28:01 GMT]]>@Alice I you want to be "got" you could maybe try rolling in sand?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.ca/users/tectonic/statuses/116786205947068040https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.ca/users/tectonic/statuses/116786205947068040Sun, 21 Jun 2026 04:28:01 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I’m not playing hard to get, it's just that I’m super slimy and really difficult to grab onto. on Sun, 21 Jun 2026 04:07:55 GMT]]>@Alice I just know you're worth developing Van Der Wals based grip for

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://retro.pizza/users/bloognoo/statuses/116786126885497057https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://retro.pizza/users/bloognoo/statuses/116786126885497057Sun, 21 Jun 2026 04:07:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I’m not playing hard to get, it's just that I’m super slimy and really difficult to grab onto. on Sun, 21 Jun 2026 02:38:48 GMT]]>@Alice that's why I carry a net.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.circl.lu/users/quinn/statuses/116785776478567625https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.circl.lu/users/quinn/statuses/116785776478567625Sun, 21 Jun 2026 02:38:48 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I’m not playing hard to get, it's just that I’m super slimy and really difficult to grab onto. on Sun, 21 Jun 2026 02:26:25 GMT]]>@Alice
I'm not playing hard to get, I really am that awful

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/Burn_this_/statuses/116785727764712154https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/Burn_this_/statuses/116785727764712154Sun, 21 Jun 2026 02:26:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I’m not playing hard to get, it's just that I’m super slimy and really difficult to grab onto. on Sun, 21 Jun 2026 01:53:34 GMT]]>@Alice Is this charades? Are you the reflecting pool?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://musicians.today/users/DuchessOfSnork/statuses/116785598579929880https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://musicians.today/users/DuchessOfSnork/statuses/116785598579929880Sun, 21 Jun 2026 01:53:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I’m not playing hard to get, it's just that I’m super slimy and really difficult to grab onto. on Sun, 21 Jun 2026 01:22:40 GMT]]>@Alice silicon oil is just as slippery and biologically neutral

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/MedeaVanamonde/statuses/116785477082736038https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/MedeaVanamonde/statuses/116785477082736038Sun, 21 Jun 2026 01:22:40 GMT