<![CDATA[But how do I become clam?]]>But how do I become clam?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/30256492-52d3-4120-9c4c-c3cbaaa004af/but-how-do-i-become-clamRSS for NodeThu, 11 Jun 2026 08:30:23 GMTSun, 31 May 2026 00:06:08 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to But how do I become clam? on Sun, 31 May 2026 04:29:05 GMT]]>@sus clam up.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodonapp.uk/users/flipper/statuses/116667301605682668https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodonapp.uk/users/flipper/statuses/116667301605682668Sun, 31 May 2026 04:29:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to But how do I become clam? on Sun, 31 May 2026 04:17:34 GMT]]>@sus Ivar's seafood restaurants in Seattle have the motto "Keep Clam" (and other o-fish-ally bad puns)

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mathstodon.xyz/users/PeterLudemann/statuses/116667256331521924https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mathstodon.xyz/users/PeterLudemann/statuses/116667256331521924Sun, 31 May 2026 04:17:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to But how do I become clam? on Sun, 31 May 2026 04:13:50 GMT]]>@sus Then whatever happens, you'll be happy as a clam!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mathstodon.xyz/users/RuchiraSDatta/statuses/116667241603834272https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mathstodon.xyz/users/RuchiraSDatta/statuses/116667241603834272Sun, 31 May 2026 04:13:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to But how do I become clam? on Sun, 31 May 2026 03:59:23 GMT]]>@benroyce @sus Essence of Clam is my new band

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/wtrmt/statuses/116667184781934724https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/wtrmt/statuses/116667184781934724Sun, 31 May 2026 03:59:23 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to But how do I become clam? on Sun, 31 May 2026 03:51:49 GMT]]>@sus Just remember, if there's an otter or yinglet nearby, that just gets you into a different predicament.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://yiff.life/users/Mhera/statuses/116667155073191783https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://yiff.life/users/Mhera/statuses/116667155073191783Sun, 31 May 2026 03:51:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to But how do I become clam? on Sun, 31 May 2026 03:45:40 GMT]]>@emma @idlestate @sus My mom first taught me the "Sally & Herman" song a day or two after she back-handed my aunt across the mouth for responding to my inquiry about the name for a Brazil nut as "N-word toe"

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sfba.social/users/DrSaucy/statuses/116667130851452801https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sfba.social/users/DrSaucy/statuses/116667130851452801Sun, 31 May 2026 03:45:40 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to But how do I become clam? on Sun, 31 May 2026 03:31:25 GMT]]>@DrSaucy @idlestate @sus and you can tell why Nixon and the South were losing their shit about their show.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://orbital.horse/users/emma/statuses/116667074860235693https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://orbital.horse/users/emma/statuses/116667074860235693Sun, 31 May 2026 03:31:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to But how do I become clam? on Sun, 31 May 2026 03:28:31 GMT]]>@DrSaucy @idlestate @sus ah another CBS show cancelled to appease a violent goon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPAY7MwJ2aM

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://orbital.horse/users/emma/statuses/116667063445901381https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://orbital.horse/users/emma/statuses/116667063445901381Sun, 31 May 2026 03:28:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to But how do I become clam? on Sun, 31 May 2026 03:15:42 GMT]]>@sus @benroyce

First: you need to go back into your shell, after you have exuded your bones to make that shell

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/MedeaVanamonde/statuses/116667013059625230https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/MedeaVanamonde/statuses/116667013059625230Sun, 31 May 2026 03:15:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to But how do I become clam? on Sun, 31 May 2026 03:14:14 GMT]]>@farah Honestly that is probably the emergency that is happening on a boat so i cannot disagree

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://timeloop.cafe/users/sus/statuses/116667007260442383https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://timeloop.cafe/users/sus/statuses/116667007260442383Sun, 31 May 2026 03:14:14 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to But how do I become clam? on Sun, 31 May 2026 03:04:27 GMT]]>@howtophil If this worked, I'd be spitting out pearls at the speed of a machine gun.

@sus

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/solitha/statuses/116666968812404276https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/solitha/statuses/116666968812404276Sun, 31 May 2026 03:04:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to But how do I become clam? on Sun, 31 May 2026 03:01:43 GMT]]>@sus

"immediately shut your shell, which triggers the alarm"

The water quality monitoring clams in Warsaw, Poland.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.au/users/isol/statuses/116666958022015581https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.au/users/isol/statuses/116666958022015581Sun, 31 May 2026 03:01:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to But how do I become clam? on Sun, 31 May 2026 02:45:08 GMT]]>@sus Step one, get in the water

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/farah/statuses/116666892847247166https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/farah/statuses/116666892847247166Sun, 31 May 2026 02:45:08 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to But how do I become clam? on Sun, 31 May 2026 02:18:52 GMT]]>@sus Step 1: Do not have an emergency while not clam.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://myside-yourside.net/users/StarkRG/statuses/116666789552276196https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://myside-yourside.net/users/StarkRG/statuses/116666789552276196Sun, 31 May 2026 02:18:52 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to But how do I become clam? on Sun, 31 May 2026 02:13:04 GMT]]>@sus

Joints

Hugz & xXx

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://gives.hugz.online/users/MelissaBearTrix/statuses/116666766739464475https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://gives.hugz.online/users/MelissaBearTrix/statuses/116666766739464475Sun, 31 May 2026 02:13:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to But how do I become clam? on Sun, 31 May 2026 01:59:46 GMT]]>@emma @idlestate @sus Now I can't stop singing the Smothers Brothers' "Crabs Walk Sideways," for which I thank you dearly because it was a song my beloved (and departed) mom sang to me as a child.😊

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sfba.social/users/DrSaucy/statuses/116666714437354462https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sfba.social/users/DrSaucy/statuses/116666714437354462Sun, 31 May 2026 01:59:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to But how do I become clam? on Sun, 31 May 2026 01:59:40 GMT]]>@sus

we share 50-70% of our DNA with clams

you are already mostly essence of clam

manifest your inner clam

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/benroyce/statuses/116666714070440151https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/benroyce/statuses/116666714070440151Sun, 31 May 2026 01:59:40 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to But how do I become clam? on Sun, 31 May 2026 01:57:55 GMT]]>@sus This does seem problematic. Everything turns to crab, but I've never heard of anything turning to clam.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://urusai.social/users/nazokiyoubinbou/statuses/116666707194872594https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://urusai.social/users/nazokiyoubinbou/statuses/116666707194872594Sun, 31 May 2026 01:57:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to But how do I become clam? on Sun, 31 May 2026 01:53:43 GMT]]>@sus Shut up while irritated by something small and grow a pearl?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/howtophil/statuses/116666690693485079https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/howtophil/statuses/116666690693485079Sun, 31 May 2026 01:53:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to But how do I become clam? on Sun, 31 May 2026 01:49:38 GMT]]>@sus mollusk I explain everything?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sfba.social/users/stevenray/statuses/116666674624875898https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sfba.social/users/stevenray/statuses/116666674624875898Sun, 31 May 2026 01:49:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to But how do I become clam? on Sun, 31 May 2026 01:42:54 GMT]]>@sus is the water calm?
Seriously if the water can't be calm, how in the name of Poseidon can I be calm.
Speaking of The Big P, that guy could do with a little "Enhanced Calm" 'eh? I bet he's got the Three Seashells future out, maybe even five or six. Dude should be super calm.

Yet... this is what we got.

And I'm the one who needs to be calmβ€½

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.ca/users/RyeNCode/statuses/116666648132979171https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.ca/users/RyeNCode/statuses/116666648132979171Sun, 31 May 2026 01:42:54 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to But how do I become clam? on Sun, 31 May 2026 01:31:52 GMT]]>@sus By behaving more shellfishly.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://masto.hackers.town/users/Rob_T_Firefly/statuses/116666604758142225https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://masto.hackers.town/users/Rob_T_Firefly/statuses/116666604758142225Sun, 31 May 2026 01:31:52 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to But how do I become clam? on Sun, 31 May 2026 01:07:20 GMT]]>@idlestate @sus everything eventually goes sideways. πŸ¦€οΈ

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://orbital.horse/users/emma/statuses/116666508269548755https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://orbital.horse/users/emma/statuses/116666508269548755Sun, 31 May 2026 01:07:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to But how do I become clam? on Sun, 31 May 2026 00:39:32 GMT]]>@emma

I knew there was going to be a carcinization adjacency, here

it was ... invertabratable?

@sus

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://toot.cat/users/idlestate/statuses/116666398978245576https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://toot.cat/users/idlestate/statuses/116666398978245576Sun, 31 May 2026 00:39:32 GMT