<![CDATA[Watch these birds WASTE all their hard-earned money on avocados]]>Watch these birds WASTE all their hard-earned money on avocados

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/35c9a468-112e-4ed3-a041-53dbb85e2435/watch-these-birds-waste-all-their-hard-earned-money-on-avocadosRSS for NodeMon, 22 Jun 2026 15:00:47 GMTThu, 18 Jun 2026 22:42:13 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Watch these birds WASTE all their hard-earned money on avocados on Thu, 18 Jun 2026 22:53:36 GMT]]>@EricBono Thank you for your suggestion, [Test Subject Name]!

In our efforts to protect the environment, we immediately funded a $1B research project to develop talon straps, and find out how that can help birds survive the economy

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116453781587091520/statuses/116773566290871910https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116453781587091520/statuses/116773566290871910Thu, 18 Jun 2026 22:53:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Watch these birds WASTE all their hard-earned money on avocados on Thu, 18 Jun 2026 22:50:48 GMT]]>@aperturememelabs

They're going to have to pull themselves up by the talon straps.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/EricBono/statuses/116773555279385102https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/EricBono/statuses/116773555279385102Thu, 18 Jun 2026 22:50:48 GMT