<![CDATA[Daughter's parents night, with biology teacher "excellent progress, she's a rock star".]]>Daughter's parents night, with biology teacher "excellent progress, she's a rock star". I said "surely she should be in geology then?". Both just stared at me. Headteacher walking past said "Gold star for dad joke of the night". Confession is, I'm proud as punch with that.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/379f9989-c5d4-4234-9a4c-e09715996253/daughter-s-parents-night-with-biology-teacher-excellent-progress-she-s-a-rock-star-.RSS for NodeMon, 06 Apr 2026 19:24:20 GMTSun, 29 Mar 2026 11:20:07 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Daughter's parents night, with biology teacher "excellent progress, she's a rock star". on Sun, 29 Mar 2026 13:35:57 GMT]]>@fesshole did they stare at you because they thought the joke was poor or because they were too thick to get it?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/115740516179654775/statuses/116312726417736459https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/115740516179654775/statuses/116312726417736459Sun, 29 Mar 2026 13:35:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Daughter's parents night, with biology teacher "excellent progress, she's a rock star". on Sun, 29 Mar 2026 13:23:52 GMT]]>@fesshole perfect, no note

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.gamedev.place/users/Moah/statuses/116312678859354243https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.gamedev.place/users/Moah/statuses/116312678859354243Sun, 29 Mar 2026 13:23:52 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Daughter's parents night, with biology teacher "excellent progress, she's a rock star". on Sun, 29 Mar 2026 13:22:08 GMT]]>@fesshole
The headteacher walking by:

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.gamedev.place/users/baltauger/statuses/116312672079942761https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.gamedev.place/users/baltauger/statuses/116312672079942761Sun, 29 Mar 2026 13:22:08 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Daughter's parents night, with biology teacher "excellent progress, she's a rock star". on Sun, 29 Mar 2026 12:26:15 GMT]]>@fesshole Skillz. Iā€™d be chuffed too.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.acc.sunet.se/users/toxy/statuses/116312452302735367https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.acc.sunet.se/users/toxy/statuses/116312452302735367Sun, 29 Mar 2026 12:26:15 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Daughter's parents night, with biology teacher "excellent progress, she's a rock star". on Sun, 29 Mar 2026 12:25:29 GMT]]>@fesshole I would be too! That's a corker!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fosstodon.org/users/kev/statuses/116312449288370867https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fosstodon.org/users/kev/statuses/116312449288370867Sun, 29 Mar 2026 12:25:29 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Daughter's parents night, with biology teacher "excellent progress, she's a rock star". on Sun, 29 Mar 2026 12:18:58 GMT]]>@fesshole This is the way.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://twit.social/users/gilester45/statuses/116312423696852248https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://twit.social/users/gilester45/statuses/116312423696852248Sun, 29 Mar 2026 12:18:58 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Daughter's parents night, with biology teacher "excellent progress, she's a rock star". on Sun, 29 Mar 2026 11:46:31 GMT]]>@fesshole As you should be.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/jmax/statuses/116312296063508859https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/jmax/statuses/116312296063508859Sun, 29 Mar 2026 11:46:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Daughter's parents night, with biology teacher "excellent progress, she's a rock star". on Sun, 29 Mar 2026 11:40:25 GMT]]>@fesshole I too would be disappointed to be met with a stony silence.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mathstodon.xyz/users/mattp/statuses/116312272089935471https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mathstodon.xyz/users/mattp/statuses/116312272089935471Sun, 29 Mar 2026 11:40:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Daughter's parents night, with biology teacher "excellent progress, she's a rock star". on Sun, 29 Mar 2026 11:24:49 GMT]]>@fesshole And so you should be. šŸ‘šŸ»

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.me.uk/users/theaardvark/statuses/116312210751739587https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.me.uk/users/theaardvark/statuses/116312210751739587Sun, 29 Mar 2026 11:24:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Daughter's parents night, with biology teacher "excellent progress, she's a rock star". on Sun, 29 Mar 2026 11:21:01 GMT]]>@fesshole cute

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastorol.es/users/rovegah/statuses/116312195844877730https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastorol.es/users/rovegah/statuses/116312195844877730Sun, 29 Mar 2026 11:21:01 GMT