<![CDATA[Before the entrance to the superhero academy, the boys compared powers.]]>Before the entrance to the superhero academy, the boys compared powers.

"What do you do?"

"Er..."

"C'mon, spill!"

"I can add pockets."

"Like, interdimensional?"

"No, just normal, usable pockets. To any garment, matching any material."

"What use is that?"

"If I can help anyone I'd be happy."

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/3876404c-b7ec-4eea-aae5-8002f8a83747/before-the-entrance-to-the-superhero-academy-the-boys-compared-powers.RSS for NodeFri, 01 May 2026 11:34:48 GMTWed, 15 Apr 2026 14:20:31 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Before the entrance to the superhero academy, the boys compared powers. on Wed, 15 Apr 2026 17:24:56 GMT]]>@MicroSFF +1000 rizz

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/dalias/statuses/116409886074134643https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/dalias/statuses/116409886074134643Wed, 15 Apr 2026 17:24:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Before the entrance to the superhero academy, the boys compared powers. on Wed, 15 Apr 2026 17:20:17 GMT]]>@MicroSFF "What use is that?"
"It gets me laid, bruh."

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/independentpen/statuses/116409867797756925https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/independentpen/statuses/116409867797756925Wed, 15 Apr 2026 17:20:17 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Before the entrance to the superhero academy, the boys compared powers. on Wed, 15 Apr 2026 16:58:52 GMT]]>@MicroSFF
How to be popular with girls.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Photo55/statuses/116409783607621634https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Photo55/statuses/116409783607621634Wed, 15 Apr 2026 16:58:52 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Before the entrance to the superhero academy, the boys compared powers. on Wed, 15 Apr 2026 16:35:19 GMT]]>@MicroSFF Best superpower ever.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.vivaldi.net/ap/users/115902365275939600/statuses/116409690979927294https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.vivaldi.net/ap/users/115902365275939600/statuses/116409690979927294Wed, 15 Apr 2026 16:35:19 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Before the entrance to the superhero academy, the boys compared powers. on Wed, 15 Apr 2026 16:18:56 GMT]]>@mindpersephone @MicroSFF And he is blacklisted from the women's garment industry forever.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://c.im/users/msbellows/statuses/116409626562042804https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://c.im/users/msbellows/statuses/116409626562042804Wed, 15 Apr 2026 16:18:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Before the entrance to the superhero academy, the boys compared powers. on Wed, 15 Apr 2026 16:13:38 GMT]]>@MicroSFF "What use is that?" Says the herobro who is able to move fast and break things (literally).

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/E_net4/statuses/116409605709139920https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/E_net4/statuses/116409605709139920Wed, 15 Apr 2026 16:13:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Before the entrance to the superhero academy, the boys compared powers. on Wed, 15 Apr 2026 16:11:03 GMT]]>@MicroSFF
My hero 🤩😍🥳🥰

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://norden.social/ap/users/116099614495877501/statuses/116409595572802213https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://norden.social/ap/users/116099614495877501/statuses/116409595572802213Wed, 15 Apr 2026 16:11:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Before the entrance to the superhero academy, the boys compared powers. on Wed, 15 Apr 2026 15:59:53 GMT]]>@MicroSFF reminds me of this one https://mastodon.art/@MicroSFF/115945463568202841

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/aburka/statuses/116409551634616228https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/aburka/statuses/116409551634616228Wed, 15 Apr 2026 15:59:53 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Before the entrance to the superhero academy, the boys compared powers. on Wed, 15 Apr 2026 15:55:21 GMT]]>@MicroSFF

Methinks the girls would be a lot more appreciative…!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://archaeo.social/users/ArdentArchivist/statuses/116409533845505118https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://archaeo.social/users/ArdentArchivist/statuses/116409533845505118Wed, 15 Apr 2026 15:55:21 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Before the entrance to the superhero academy, the boys compared powers. on Wed, 15 Apr 2026 15:24:27 GMT]]>@MicroSFF @CuriousMagpie half the population just gasped

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://indieweb.social/users/akamran/statuses/116409412291285638https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://indieweb.social/users/akamran/statuses/116409412291285638Wed, 15 Apr 2026 15:24:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Before the entrance to the superhero academy, the boys compared powers. on Wed, 15 Apr 2026 15:13:02 GMT]]>@MicroSFF

beats the hell outta my superpower: glancing at the clock at precisely 12:34.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/saltywizard/statuses/116409367417752098https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/saltywizard/statuses/116409367417752098Wed, 15 Apr 2026 15:13:02 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Before the entrance to the superhero academy, the boys compared powers. on Wed, 15 Apr 2026 15:10:29 GMT]]>@MicroSFF L A year or two later, the pocket making boy was the most popular kid in school, at least with the girls.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://helvede.net/users/lbheuschkel/statuses/116409357391375695https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://helvede.net/users/lbheuschkel/statuses/116409357391375695Wed, 15 Apr 2026 15:10:29 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Before the entrance to the superhero academy, the boys compared powers. on Wed, 15 Apr 2026 14:56:39 GMT]]>@Faintdreams @MicroSFF

I saw your comment before the original story, thinking it might be some lewd joke. The actual story power is much, much better.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/pseudonym/statuses/116409303012347700https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/pseudonym/statuses/116409303012347700Wed, 15 Apr 2026 14:56:39 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Before the entrance to the superhero academy, the boys compared powers. on Wed, 15 Apr 2026 14:55:12 GMT]]>@MicroSFF WOMEN THE WORLD OVER WILL PRAISE HIS NAME.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/rmd1023/statuses/116409297332808194https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/rmd1023/statuses/116409297332808194Wed, 15 Apr 2026 14:55:12 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Before the entrance to the superhero academy, the boys compared powers. on Wed, 15 Apr 2026 14:53:01 GMT]]>@MicroSFF the hero every woman needs

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.seattle.wa.us/users/khitomershamster/statuses/116409288699710403https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.seattle.wa.us/users/khitomershamster/statuses/116409288699710403Wed, 15 Apr 2026 14:53:01 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Before the entrance to the superhero academy, the boys compared powers. on Wed, 15 Apr 2026 14:47:57 GMT]]>@Brentguernsey @MicroSFF

🎵 "And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
Till pockets disappear from all my clothes
He is the man upon whom we all trust
Oh yes, yes, yes...

He's the Pocketman." 🎵

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.sandwich.net/users/trishalynn/statuses/116409268824835160https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.sandwich.net/users/trishalynn/statuses/116409268824835160Wed, 15 Apr 2026 14:47:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Before the entrance to the superhero academy, the boys compared powers. on Wed, 15 Apr 2026 14:37:16 GMT]]>@MicroSFF fantastic power! I’d ask him to perform miracle on 80% of my dresses!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://o3o.ca/users/Sylvia/statuses/116409226802813696https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://o3o.ca/users/Sylvia/statuses/116409226802813696Wed, 15 Apr 2026 14:37:16 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Before the entrance to the superhero academy, the boys compared powers. on Wed, 15 Apr 2026 14:28:01 GMT]]>@MicroSFF if that Boy likes dating girls, he is never, ever, not gonna have a girlfriend ! ,🤣

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://dice.camp/users/Faintdreams/statuses/116409190417783996https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://dice.camp/users/Faintdreams/statuses/116409190417783996Wed, 15 Apr 2026 14:28:01 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Before the entrance to the superhero academy, the boys compared powers. on Wed, 15 Apr 2026 14:26:15 GMT]]>@MicroSFF

🎵 "...Pocket-m-a-a-a-n, Pocketman."

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/Brentguernsey/statuses/116409183455415384https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/Brentguernsey/statuses/116409183455415384Wed, 15 Apr 2026 14:26:15 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Before the entrance to the superhero academy, the boys compared powers. on Wed, 15 Apr 2026 14:25:46 GMT]]>@MicroSFF

"Would you be interested in the support track?"

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.mochi.academy/users/Ambraven/statuses/116409181595038047https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.mochi.academy/users/Ambraven/statuses/116409181595038047Wed, 15 Apr 2026 14:25:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Before the entrance to the superhero academy, the boys compared powers. on Wed, 15 Apr 2026 14:24:02 GMT]]>@MicroSFF every woman on the planet falling over themselves to help him. "Seriously dude how does this work? "
"Patriarchy brother"

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://spookygirl.boo/notes/al3pgs99pe02q34vhttps://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://spookygirl.boo/notes/al3pgs99pe02q34vWed, 15 Apr 2026 14:24:02 GMT