<![CDATA[I'm sure Dad was trying his best...]]>I'm sure Dad was trying his best...

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/391ec5f1-bf65-4eb2-94b5-93b239a89309/i-m-sure-dad-was-trying-his-best...RSS for NodeSat, 08 Aug 2026 14:03:38 GMTThu, 06 Aug 2026 14:31:59 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to I'm sure Dad was trying his best... on Fri, 07 Aug 2026 03:00:50 GMT]]>@In_Otter_News "Look, everybody, I'mma make her an honest woman"

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://raphus.social/ap/users/116778872182498873/statuses/117051991685073272https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://raphus.social/ap/users/116778872182498873/statuses/117051991685073272Fri, 07 Aug 2026 03:00:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I'm sure Dad was trying his best... on Thu, 06 Aug 2026 23:23:02 GMT]]>@In_Otter_News so cute, but it’s an AI generated image.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.world/users/Petprez/statuses/117051135270912543https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.world/users/Petprez/statuses/117051135270912543Thu, 06 Aug 2026 23:23:02 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I'm sure Dad was trying his best... on Thu, 06 Aug 2026 20:37:32 GMT]]>@In_Otter_News Is a account that bring me great joy. Especially in showing the otters kind nature, one that must sprang from when God decided to make water loving cute creatures and made one of them a rock collecting, hand holding and care free bundle of happines and the other a fat cunt doomed to hard labor all his life.
What I am tring to say is that one is the insta model of the animal world and the other is blocking rivers to spite god, that bloody bastard!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/117045045637477379/statuses/117050484468535348https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/117045045637477379/statuses/117050484468535348Thu, 06 Aug 2026 20:37:32 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I'm sure Dad was trying his best... on Thu, 06 Aug 2026 19:38:55 GMT]]>@In_Otter_News
He is requesting some classic rock, in true dad fashion

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fosstodon.org/users/DorkyDad/statuses/117050253998369006https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fosstodon.org/users/DorkyDad/statuses/117050253998369006Thu, 06 Aug 2026 19:38:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I'm sure Dad was trying his best... on Thu, 06 Aug 2026 18:53:43 GMT]]>@In_Otter_News

I'd rather have a rock than a baby, for sure.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/ChrisJagged/statuses/117050076260358767https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/ChrisJagged/statuses/117050076260358767Thu, 06 Aug 2026 18:53:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I'm sure Dad was trying his best... on Thu, 06 Aug 2026 18:52:06 GMT]]>@In_Otter_News

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://chattrbx.com/ap/users/116013264384136628/statuses/117050069921832729https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://chattrbx.com/ap/users/116013264384136628/statuses/117050069921832729Thu, 06 Aug 2026 18:52:06 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I'm sure Dad was trying his best... on Thu, 06 Aug 2026 18:25:18 GMT]]>@In_Otter_News To be fair: Thats a very nice Rock

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sciences.social/users/WoodWulf/statuses/117049964533889256https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sciences.social/users/WoodWulf/statuses/117049964533889256Thu, 06 Aug 2026 18:25:18 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I'm sure Dad was trying his best... on Thu, 06 Aug 2026 18:21:44 GMT]]>@In_Otter_News

Mom: "Look what I made!"

Dad: "Check out my new power tool!"

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://dice.camp/users/deadtom/statuses/117049950492486037https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://dice.camp/users/deadtom/statuses/117049950492486037Thu, 06 Aug 2026 18:21:44 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I'm sure Dad was trying his best... on Thu, 06 Aug 2026 18:10:15 GMT]]>@In_Otter_News

He's showing off his means to smash the oysters open and feed mama and baby.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://starlite.rodeo/users/RobotDiver/statuses/117049905326548384https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://starlite.rodeo/users/RobotDiver/statuses/117049905326548384Thu, 06 Aug 2026 18:10:15 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I'm sure Dad was trying his best... on Thu, 06 Aug 2026 16:29:05 GMT]]>@In_Otter_News Is this the otter equivalent of holding up a gun? Very tough.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://kolektiva.social/users/Youngbeard/statuses/117049507525889659https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://kolektiva.social/users/Youngbeard/statuses/117049507525889659Thu, 06 Aug 2026 16:29:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I'm sure Dad was trying his best... on Thu, 06 Aug 2026 15:33:16 GMT]]>@Galley @In_Otter_News It is the rock he will pass on to his child!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://meow.social/users/patchoblack/statuses/117049288091334036https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://meow.social/users/patchoblack/statuses/117049288091334036Thu, 06 Aug 2026 15:33:16 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I'm sure Dad was trying his best... on Thu, 06 Aug 2026 15:29:03 GMT]]>@In_Otter_News

Naw, I know that guy, that's Noel.

And that rock right there is one he proposed to Angela with, resulting in the arrival of this little baby.

Hell yeah, Noel.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Zebadiah_Carter/statuses/117049271458068414https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Zebadiah_Carter/statuses/117049271458068414Thu, 06 Aug 2026 15:29:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I'm sure Dad was trying his best... on Thu, 06 Aug 2026 15:22:06 GMT]]>@In_Otter_News Otters have special rocks that keep in their pocket, which they use to open shells. It’s a very special rock that he is obviously proud of! 😊

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/Galley/statuses/117049244160311528https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/Galley/statuses/117049244160311528Thu, 06 Aug 2026 15:22:06 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I'm sure Dad was trying his best... on Thu, 06 Aug 2026 15:11:46 GMT]]>@In_Otter_News

https://metalhead.club/@mndflayr/117049202247880631

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://metalhead.club/users/mndflayr/statuses/117049203551203416https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://metalhead.club/users/mndflayr/statuses/117049203551203416Thu, 06 Aug 2026 15:11:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I'm sure Dad was trying his best... on Thu, 06 Aug 2026 15:00:36 GMT]]>@In_Otter_News It’s a really nice rock though

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://thepit.social/users/callan/statuses/117049159591702847https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://thepit.social/users/callan/statuses/117049159591702847Thu, 06 Aug 2026 15:00:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I'm sure Dad was trying his best... on Thu, 06 Aug 2026 14:53:46 GMT]]>@In_Otter_News It is a symbol for a testicle... 🤣

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.tchncs.de/users/katzenjens/statuses/117049132759330774https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.tchncs.de/users/katzenjens/statuses/117049132759330774Thu, 06 Aug 2026 14:53:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I'm sure Dad was trying his best... on Thu, 06 Aug 2026 14:49:22 GMT]]>@In_Otter_News Are we sure this isn't child sacrifice?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://cosocial.ca/ap/users/116274777763908831/statuses/117049115416629278https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://cosocial.ca/ap/users/116274777763908831/statuses/117049115416629278Thu, 06 Aug 2026 14:49:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I'm sure Dad was trying his best... on Thu, 06 Aug 2026 14:44:20 GMT]]>@In_Otter_News I feel like the dad here maybe understood the true joys of childrearing, and is proposing a lower-maintenance alternative.

"Yes, baby otter is cute and cuddly -- but have you considered... rock? Rock is quiet, does not need feedings, entertainings, skool, or meddical appointings, and wil not disapoint you later with bad life-choices."

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://toot.cat/users/woozle/statuses/117049095642600967https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://toot.cat/users/woozle/statuses/117049095642600967Thu, 06 Aug 2026 14:44:20 GMT