<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[I called our dog Tony Blair because when he was a puppy he always veered to the right as he ran.]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>I called our dog Tony Blair because when he was a puppy he always veered to the right as he ran.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/39aac9b6-4b5f-452e-9c0f-6cd9dcac44f6/i-called-our-dog-tony-blair-because-when-he-was-a-puppy-he-always-veered-to-the-right-as-he-ran.</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2026 08:11:12 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/39aac9b6-4b5f-452e-9c0f-6cd9dcac44f6.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2026 20:25:05 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I called our dog Tony Blair because when he was a puppy he always veered to the right as he ran. on Wed, 23 Sep 2026 02:14:48 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/fesshole%40mastodon.social" rel="nofollow noopener">@<span>fesshole</span></a></span> I had a friend who was looking after chickens. She liked to chase one of them around the enclosure calling out, "Taxi!"</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/muddle/statuses/117317939254931792</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/muddle/statuses/117317939254931792</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[muddle@infosec.exchange]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2026 02:14:48 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I called our dog Tony Blair because when he was a puppy he always veered to the right as he ran. on Tue, 22 Sep 2026 23:59:12 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/fesshole%40mastodon.social">@<span>fesshole</span></a></span> </p><p><img src="https://forum.fedi.dk/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f602.png?v=7979fdcf9c7" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--joy" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="😂" alt="😂" /></p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/115974269545454791/statuses/117317406085543018</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/115974269545454791/statuses/117317406085543018</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[jackmexa4@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2026 23:59:12 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I called our dog Tony Blair because when he was a puppy he always veered to the right as he ran. on Tue, 22 Sep 2026 21:34:48 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/fesshole%40mastodon.social">@<span>fesshole</span></a></span> You are a comedic God!</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.vivaldi.net/users/gbsills/statuses/117316838229021278</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.vivaldi.net/users/gbsills/statuses/117316838229021278</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[gbsills@social.vivaldi.net]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2026 21:34:48 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I called our dog Tony Blair because when he was a puppy he always veered to the right as he ran. on Tue, 22 Sep 2026 20:54:04 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/fesshole%40mastodon.social">@<span>fesshole</span></a></span> thing is either fessor's friends think the dog's just called "tony" or they think fessor is a blair fan or fessor's telling this story to everyone they meet</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/jackeric/statuses/117316678073649639</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/jackeric/statuses/117316678073649639</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[jackeric@beige.party]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2026 20:54:04 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to I called our dog Tony Blair because when he was a puppy he always veered to the right as he ran. on Tue, 22 Sep 2026 20:39:08 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/fesshole%40mastodon.social">@<span>fesshole</span></a></span> Well done you. Huge round of applause.</p>]]></description><link>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/sodslawyer/statuses/117316619356607384</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/sodslawyer/statuses/117316619356607384</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[sodslawyer@mstdn.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2026 20:39:08 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>