<![CDATA[Just had a panic attack when I realized I'd put a sandwich in the toaster iron 15 minutes ago and then forgotten about it]]>Just had a panic attack when I realized I'd put a sandwich in the toaster iron 15 minutes ago and then forgotten about it

Good news! I forgot to ever plug in the toaster iron in the first place! Multidimensional chess.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/3b1c1783-5cf6-49f2-8033-55690fb05c25/just-had-a-panic-attack-when-i-realized-i-d-put-a-sandwich-in-the-toaster-iron-15-minutes-ago-and-then-forgotten-about-itRSS for NodeWed, 13 May 2026 23:00:59 GMTSun, 10 May 2026 10:23:58 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Just had a panic attack when I realized I'd put a sandwich in the toaster iron 15 minutes ago and then forgotten about it on Sun, 10 May 2026 13:53:50 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea Sounds like a self-limitation rule I used to have: if I was drunk enough to accidentally spill some of my drink, I didn't need another.

(I say used to because these days biology provides the self-limitation and I've gotten a lot better at not spilling drinks)

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://myside-yourside.net/users/StarkRG/statuses/116550613789771612https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://myside-yourside.net/users/StarkRG/statuses/116550613789771612Sun, 10 May 2026 13:53:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Just had a panic attack when I realized I'd put a sandwich in the toaster iron 15 minutes ago and then forgotten about it on Sun, 10 May 2026 13:41:01 GMT]]>@cstross @0xabad1dea instructions unclear - heard the toaster pop and regurgitate a book, can't remember why there is a bookmark between two slices of bread

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/jpetazzo/statuses/116550563375952641https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/jpetazzo/statuses/116550563375952641Sun, 10 May 2026 13:41:01 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Just had a panic attack when I realized I'd put a sandwich in the toaster iron 15 minutes ago and then forgotten about it on Sun, 10 May 2026 13:35:30 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea you're lucky unlucky

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sakurajima.moe/users/wizmax/statuses/116550541653500603https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sakurajima.moe/users/wizmax/statuses/116550541653500603Sun, 10 May 2026 13:35:30 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Just had a panic attack when I realized I'd put a sandwich in the toaster iron 15 minutes ago and then forgotten about it on Sun, 10 May 2026 13:33:26 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea I used to do that too! Solution was to take a book to the kitchen and read until my nostrils reminded me why I was there.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://wandering.shop/users/cstross/statuses/116550533563942886https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://wandering.shop/users/cstross/statuses/116550533563942886Sun, 10 May 2026 13:33:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Just had a panic attack when I realized I'd put a sandwich in the toaster iron 15 minutes ago and then forgotten about it on Sun, 10 May 2026 13:17:34 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea This flow chart does not include that kind of outcome. Someone care to fix it?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://kind.social/ap/users/115994572387312149/statuses/116550471154151614https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://kind.social/ap/users/115994572387312149/statuses/116550471154151614Sun, 10 May 2026 13:17:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Just had a panic attack when I realized I'd put a sandwich in the toaster iron 15 minutes ago and then forgotten about it on Sun, 10 May 2026 13:04:09 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea

I feel it.

I've plugged the toaster into a zigbee controlled outlet that will auto switch off after 120seconds of high power use.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://freiburg.social/users/manu/statuses/116550418369858617https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://freiburg.social/users/manu/statuses/116550418369858617Sun, 10 May 2026 13:04:09 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Just had a panic attack when I realized I'd put a sandwich in the toaster iron 15 minutes ago and then forgotten about it on Sun, 10 May 2026 12:53:05 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea Schrodinger's Sandwich!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.ie/ap/users/116405021822383057/statuses/116550374885772990https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.ie/ap/users/116405021822383057/statuses/116550374885772990Sun, 10 May 2026 12:53:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Just had a panic attack when I realized I'd put a sandwich in the toaster iron 15 minutes ago and then forgotten about it on Sun, 10 May 2026 12:47:51 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea had that with the Bialetti coffee cooker on the stove ...

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/tessarakt/statuses/116550354311057586https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/tessarakt/statuses/116550354311057586Sun, 10 May 2026 12:47:51 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Just had a panic attack when I realized I'd put a sandwich in the toaster iron 15 minutes ago and then forgotten about it on Sun, 10 May 2026 12:43:35 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://urbanists.social/users/quietewe/statuses/116550337547518912https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://urbanists.social/users/quietewe/statuses/116550337547518912Sun, 10 May 2026 12:43:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Just had a panic attack when I realized I'd put a sandwich in the toaster iron 15 minutes ago and then forgotten about it on Sun, 10 May 2026 12:36:19 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea Reality as it happens.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Leepvogel/statuses/116550308943842586https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Leepvogel/statuses/116550308943842586Sun, 10 May 2026 12:36:19 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Just had a panic attack when I realized I'd put a sandwich in the toaster iron 15 minutes ago and then forgotten about it on Sun, 10 May 2026 12:27:29 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea Sadly, the top wealthiest abusers, don't forget so easily, in how to squeeze from the bottom up.

Replace with the best .

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://techhub.social/ap/users/116516598447523349/statuses/116550274199507938https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://techhub.social/ap/users/116516598447523349/statuses/116550274199507938Sun, 10 May 2026 12:27:29 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Just had a panic attack when I realized I'd put a sandwich in the toaster iron 15 minutes ago and then forgotten about it on Sun, 10 May 2026 12:21:11 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea The joy when one mistake saves you from the consequences of another mistake

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://shark.community/users/FurryBeta/statuses/116550249437272836https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://shark.community/users/FurryBeta/statuses/116550249437272836Sun, 10 May 2026 12:21:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Just had a panic attack when I realized I'd put a sandwich in the toaster iron 15 minutes ago and then forgotten about it on Sun, 10 May 2026 12:07:24 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea There's a great time travel story in there somewhere.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/coreysnipes/statuses/116550195252335832https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/coreysnipes/statuses/116550195252335832Sun, 10 May 2026 12:07:24 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Just had a panic attack when I realized I'd put a sandwich in the toaster iron 15 minutes ago and then forgotten about it on Sun, 10 May 2026 11:42:36 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea ah, fortunately mine is very oversensitive to the slightest plume of smoke (and if I spill isopropyl alcohol then I get a bonus concerto from my natural gas detector)

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.cysioland.pl/users/me/statuses/116550097698844161https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.cysioland.pl/users/me/statuses/116550097698844161Sun, 10 May 2026 11:42:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Just had a panic attack when I realized I'd put a sandwich in the toaster iron 15 minutes ago and then forgotten about it on Sun, 10 May 2026 11:41:25 GMT]]>@me yes but I've burned sandwiches beyond edibility without it going off before.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/0xabad1dea/statuses/116550093070748595https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/0xabad1dea/statuses/116550093070748595Sun, 10 May 2026 11:41:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Just had a panic attack when I realized I'd put a sandwich in the toaster iron 15 minutes ago and then forgotten about it on Sun, 10 May 2026 11:40:14 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea do you have a smoke detector?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.cysioland.pl/users/me/statuses/116550088411749659https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.cysioland.pl/users/me/statuses/116550088411749659Sun, 10 May 2026 11:40:14 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Just had a panic attack when I realized I'd put a sandwich in the toaster iron 15 minutes ago and then forgotten about it on Sun, 10 May 2026 11:23:53 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea tefal have an electric oven called cake factory. You cannot start it without setting a timer

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.gamedev.place/users/gkrnours/statuses/116550024142013006https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.gamedev.place/users/gkrnours/statuses/116550024142013006Sun, 10 May 2026 11:23:53 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Just had a panic attack when I realized I'd put a sandwich in the toaster iron 15 minutes ago and then forgotten about it on Sun, 10 May 2026 11:11:28 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea 2 is indeed multiple dimensions

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.treehouse.systems/users/rcombs/statuses/116549975279445525https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.treehouse.systems/users/rcombs/statuses/116549975279445525Sun, 10 May 2026 11:11:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Just had a panic attack when I realized I'd put a sandwich in the toaster iron 15 minutes ago and then forgotten about it on Sun, 10 May 2026 11:11:16 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea that bread must have been full of culture by the time you took it out.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Gh0stlyM0use/statuses/116549974529886940https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Gh0stlyM0use/statuses/116549974529886940Sun, 10 May 2026 11:11:16 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Just had a panic attack when I realized I'd put a sandwich in the toaster iron 15 minutes ago and then forgotten about it on Sun, 10 May 2026 11:11:11 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea the adhdsea chronicles

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/Kierkegaanks/statuses/116549974185681637https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/Kierkegaanks/statuses/116549974185681637Sun, 10 May 2026 11:11:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Just had a panic attack when I realized I'd put a sandwich in the toaster iron 15 minutes ago and then forgotten about it on Sun, 10 May 2026 11:08:49 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea genius

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/Psychonaut/statuses/116549964865380054https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/Psychonaut/statuses/116549964865380054Sun, 10 May 2026 11:08:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Just had a panic attack when I realized I'd put a sandwich in the toaster iron 15 minutes ago and then forgotten about it on Sun, 10 May 2026 10:35:17 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea tag: psychological horror

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://cafe.mycelium.locahlo.st/users/hypha/statuses/01KR8Q9912C8AGSAD6HGRVS0K3https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://cafe.mycelium.locahlo.st/users/hypha/statuses/01KR8Q9912C8AGSAD6HGRVS0K3Sun, 10 May 2026 10:35:17 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Just had a panic attack when I realized I'd put a sandwich in the toaster iron 15 minutes ago and then forgotten about it on Sun, 10 May 2026 10:34:32 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea

schrödinger's bikini

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/bradr/statuses/116549830106413047https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/bradr/statuses/116549830106413047Sun, 10 May 2026 10:34:32 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Just had a panic attack when I realized I'd put a sandwich in the toaster iron 15 minutes ago and then forgotten about it on Sun, 10 May 2026 10:33:56 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea well that's good then I suppose ]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://voidposter.club/objects/082ea7db-f6ac-439c-a5bd-97d877ad24f5https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://voidposter.club/objects/082ea7db-f6ac-439c-a5bd-97d877ad24f5Sun, 10 May 2026 10:33:56 GMT