<![CDATA[Nursery manager.]]>Nursery manager. The past 18 years I've seen so many babies take their first steps and not said anything to their parents apart from "I think they're so close to walking!" Then I act all surprised when they report that their little one finally took their first steps at home.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/44430274-41a7-4199-add1-165b722251a7/nursery-manager.RSS for NodeSun, 05 Jul 2026 11:32:38 GMTTue, 16 Jun 2026 13:20:05 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Nursery manager. on Wed, 17 Jun 2026 10:09:58 GMT]]>@fesshole Well done!

One time we collected our eldest from day care and she was sucking a lollipop and her mother said "oh, her first lollipop!" and on of the staff said "uh, we always give them one about this time as a bit of a boost".

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.nz/users/puck/statuses/116764901297024287https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.nz/users/puck/statuses/116764901297024287Wed, 17 Jun 2026 10:09:58 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Nursery manager. on Wed, 17 Jun 2026 01:23:03 GMT]]>@fesshole aww yay!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/sapphireangel/statuses/116762829348674322https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/sapphireangel/statuses/116762829348674322Wed, 17 Jun 2026 01:23:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Nursery manager. on Tue, 16 Jun 2026 19:04:13 GMT]]>@fesshole This is the way.

Babies are sneaky little fuckers before they transition into toddlers (when they become cuter and sneakier for six months until they reach the terrible twos). They are always the first steps that each particular person has witnessed.

The only ones who care are the parents.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.au/users/BernardSheppard/statuses/116761339716358061https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.au/users/BernardSheppard/statuses/116761339716358061Tue, 16 Jun 2026 19:04:13 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Nursery manager. on Tue, 16 Jun 2026 16:53:23 GMT]]>@fesshole So we've found a great example of when lying is actually okay to do.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/BoneHouseWasps/statuses/116760825256927313https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/BoneHouseWasps/statuses/116760825256927313Tue, 16 Jun 2026 16:53:23 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Nursery manager. on Tue, 16 Jun 2026 16:13:25 GMT]]>@fesshole I think that is a very nice thing to do

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.djghettoredneck.com/users/djghettoredneck/statuses/116760668082159713https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.djghettoredneck.com/users/djghettoredneck/statuses/116760668082159713Tue, 16 Jun 2026 16:13:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Nursery manager. on Tue, 16 Jun 2026 13:50:22 GMT]]>@fesshole

This is good of you.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/rjblaskiewicz/statuses/116760105599635633https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/rjblaskiewicz/statuses/116760105599635633Tue, 16 Jun 2026 13:50:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Nursery manager. on Tue, 16 Jun 2026 13:48:21 GMT]]>@fesshole

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://donphan.social/users/Jinji/statuses/116760097667138751https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://donphan.social/users/Jinji/statuses/116760097667138751Tue, 16 Jun 2026 13:48:21 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Nursery manager. on Tue, 16 Jun 2026 13:25:28 GMT]]>@fesshole fesswholesome.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/NotTheLBCGuy/statuses/116760007674859397https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/NotTheLBCGuy/statuses/116760007674859397Tue, 16 Jun 2026 13:25:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Nursery manager. on Tue, 16 Jun 2026 13:23:50 GMT]]>@fesshole this is the way!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/mr_harm/statuses/116760001255565005https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/mr_harm/statuses/116760001255565005Tue, 16 Jun 2026 13:23:50 GMT