<![CDATA[The shieldmaiden raised a tankard to the battered knight.]]>The shieldmaiden raised a tankard to the battered knight. "Dragon got the better of you? Told you."

"I'd like to see you do better!"

"Sure!"

She emptied her tankard, rode out, and soon returned with the princess.

"How?"

"First, make sure the princess wants to be rescued-"

"But-"

"-by you."

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/44f5bb03-f450-4f0f-be24-10d27a0daa56/the-shieldmaiden-raised-a-tankard-to-the-battered-knight.RSS for NodeSat, 20 Jun 2026 05:42:51 GMTMon, 15 Jun 2026 14:34:44 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to The shieldmaiden raised a tankard to the battered knight. on Mon, 15 Jun 2026 15:20:36 GMT]]>@MicroSFF Oh my goodness, dumb knights want to save damsels in distress.
These guys in their iron trousers should be grilled.

No princess or female wants to be "saved" by such imbecile.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.vivaldi.net/users/DoctorG_1/statuses/116754798097832457https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.vivaldi.net/users/DoctorG_1/statuses/116754798097832457Mon, 15 Jun 2026 15:20:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The shieldmaiden raised a tankard to the battered knight. on Mon, 15 Jun 2026 15:17:12 GMT]]>@MicroSFF And make sure the dragon trusts you with the princess.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://digipres.club/users/dsalo/statuses/116754784759229302https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://digipres.club/users/dsalo/statuses/116754784759229302Mon, 15 Jun 2026 15:17:12 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The shieldmaiden raised a tankard to the battered knight. on Mon, 15 Jun 2026 15:04:36 GMT]]>@MicroSFF 😉😃👍

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://archaeo.social/users/ArdentArchivist/statuses/116754735199179925https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://archaeo.social/users/ArdentArchivist/statuses/116754735199179925Mon, 15 Jun 2026 15:04:36 GMT