<![CDATA[Wizard's duel time!]]>Wizard's duel time! I cast soggy sandwich bread!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/45126c77-49d9-42ca-9cee-3fa5a0740ace/wizard-s-duel-timeRSS for NodeSun, 16 Aug 2026 15:18:19 GMTSat, 15 Aug 2026 04:32:48 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Wizard's duel time! on Sat, 15 Aug 2026 05:43:10 GMT]]>@HG @cryptica @RobotDiver @domfrancisco @LRRRonEarth

I cast cyan cartridge in the printer is empty, you don't have another one, and the printer won't print even though it's a black and white document!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/LoganFive/statuses/117097928486900338https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/LoganFive/statuses/117097928486900338Sat, 15 Aug 2026 05:43:10 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Wizard's duel time! on Sat, 15 Aug 2026 05:42:23 GMT]]>I cast they who smelt it dealt it

@HG @cryptica @RobotDiver @domfrancisco @LRRRonEarth

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/ptoothfish/statuses/117097925411898532https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/ptoothfish/statuses/117097925411898532Sat, 15 Aug 2026 05:42:23 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Wizard's duel time! on Sat, 15 Aug 2026 05:21:02 GMT]]>@HG Throws a Magic Acorn for Chicken Speech!

Wait, wrong bag. What was that? Minty Anal Confusion. Whoops! Whoever steps on that will be VERY surprised!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://corteximplant.com/users/Tock/statuses/117097841473988040https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://corteximplant.com/users/Tock/statuses/117097841473988040Sat, 15 Aug 2026 05:21:02 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Wizard's duel time! on Sat, 15 Aug 2026 05:05:17 GMT]]>@cryptica @RobotDiver @domfrancisco @LRRRonEarth

I cast obviously incorrect instruction manual!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/HG/statuses/117097779509957830https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/HG/statuses/117097779509957830Sat, 15 Aug 2026 05:05:17 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Wizard's duel time! on Sat, 15 Aug 2026 05:01:49 GMT]]>@RobotDiver @domfrancisco @LRRRonEarth @HG

i cast spell of...

EXTRA SCREWS AFTER REASSEMBLY

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://wireframe.icosahedron.network/users/cryptica/statuses/01M01WRD37XW4ZS4ZXZF564K9Zhttps://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://wireframe.icosahedron.network/users/cryptica/statuses/01M01WRD37XW4ZS4ZXZF564K9ZSat, 15 Aug 2026 05:01:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Wizard's duel time! on Sat, 15 Aug 2026 04:57:50 GMT]]>@LRRRonEarth @HG @da_667

just starts blastin' spells everywhere

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://wireframe.icosahedron.network/users/cryptica/statuses/01M01WH3TYE7QR838EESV7PK1Vhttps://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://wireframe.icosahedron.network/users/cryptica/statuses/01M01WH3TYE7QR838EESV7PK1VSat, 15 Aug 2026 04:57:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Wizard's duel time! on Sat, 15 Aug 2026 04:57:21 GMT]]>@cryptica @HG @da_667

OH MY GOD IT ASSAULTS THE SENSES!

I CAST EMOTIONAL DYSREGULATION.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/LRRRonEarth/statuses/117097748350954595https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/LRRRonEarth/statuses/117097748350954595Sat, 15 Aug 2026 04:57:21 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Wizard's duel time! on Sat, 15 Aug 2026 04:56:13 GMT]]>@da_667 @HG @LRRRonEarth

i (obviously) cast spell of...

TOILET

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m00GvZzRCb4

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://wireframe.icosahedron.network/users/cryptica/statuses/01M01WE5236A33BCJW79XR3Q33https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://wireframe.icosahedron.network/users/cryptica/statuses/01M01WE5236A33BCJW79XR3Q33Sat, 15 Aug 2026 04:56:13 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Wizard's duel time! on Sat, 15 Aug 2026 04:55:25 GMT]]>@cryptica @HG @LRRRonEarth I cast greater unwashed men's bathroom stench

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/da_667/statuses/117097740715934077https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/da_667/statuses/117097740715934077Sat, 15 Aug 2026 04:55:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Wizard's duel time! on Sat, 15 Aug 2026 04:54:54 GMT]]>@LRRRonEarth

Nice try, fucko. But you missed the obvious one. I cast Crippled By Pizza:

https://youtu.be/_bqs_ommimY

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/HG/statuses/117097738683466037https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/HG/statuses/117097738683466037Sat, 15 Aug 2026 04:54:54 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Wizard's duel time! on Sat, 15 Aug 2026 04:53:55 GMT]]>@HG @da_667 @LRRRonEarth

i cast spell of...

VAN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdA0mW-9jRs

#WizardDuel

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://wireframe.icosahedron.network/users/cryptica/statuses/01M01W9XP1M20R1AR6E0M1ZY2Ahttps://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://wireframe.icosahedron.network/users/cryptica/statuses/01M01W9XP1M20R1AR6E0M1ZY2ASat, 15 Aug 2026 04:53:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Wizard's duel time! on Sat, 15 Aug 2026 04:52:58 GMT]]>@HG

I CAST HORSE THE BAND'S PIZZA EP:

https://youtu.be/a9q8L-wBIDs

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/LRRRonEarth/statuses/117097731080204501https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/LRRRonEarth/statuses/117097731080204501Sat, 15 Aug 2026 04:52:58 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Wizard's duel time! on Sat, 15 Aug 2026 04:49:17 GMT]]>@cryptica @da_667 @LRRRonEarth

I cast Big Ass Truck:

https://youtu.be/Igp7_POpayQ

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/HG/statuses/117097716613199253https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/HG/statuses/117097716613199253Sat, 15 Aug 2026 04:49:17 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Wizard's duel time! on Sat, 15 Aug 2026 04:47:50 GMT]]>@cryptica @LRRRonEarth @HG counterspell: the wizard way of saying nou

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/da_667/statuses/117097710927919666https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/da_667/statuses/117097710927919666Sat, 15 Aug 2026 04:47:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Wizard's duel time! on Sat, 15 Aug 2026 04:46:57 GMT]]>@LRRRonEarth @HG @cryptica Definitely go to your omicronologist and get that checked.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hactivedirectory.com/users/josh/statuses/117097707437531643https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hactivedirectory.com/users/josh/statuses/117097707437531643Sat, 15 Aug 2026 04:46:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Wizard's duel time! on Sat, 15 Aug 2026 04:46:28 GMT]]>@da_667 @LRRRonEarth @HG

i tap two islands and cast counterspell

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://wireframe.icosahedron.network/users/cryptica/statuses/01M01VW999CK98K09VRKR8D69Yhttps://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://wireframe.icosahedron.network/users/cryptica/statuses/01M01VW999CK98K09VRKR8D69YSat, 15 Aug 2026 04:46:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Wizard's duel time! on Sat, 15 Aug 2026 04:45:20 GMT]]>@HG

YOU BASTARD!

I CAST SHADOW'S DEATH SCENE FROM HOMEWARD BOUND.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/LRRRonEarth/statuses/117097701070204274https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/LRRRonEarth/statuses/117097701070204274Sat, 15 Aug 2026 04:45:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Wizard's duel time! on Sat, 15 Aug 2026 04:44:18 GMT]]>@LRRRonEarth @HG

(i'm immune since i'm still rubber from the earlier spell)

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://wireframe.icosahedron.network/users/cryptica/statuses/01M01VRB2T522F64XWB2RN08S4https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://wireframe.icosahedron.network/users/cryptica/statuses/01M01VRB2T522F64XWB2RN08S4Sat, 15 Aug 2026 04:44:18 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Wizard's duel time! on Sat, 15 Aug 2026 04:44:16 GMT]]>@LRRRonEarth

I cast Fry's Dog.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/HG/statuses/117097696877841120https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/HG/statuses/117097696877841120Sat, 15 Aug 2026 04:44:16 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Wizard's duel time! on Sat, 15 Aug 2026 04:43:37 GMT]]>@HG @cryptica

I CAST ELECTRIC PISS.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/LRRRonEarth/statuses/117097694296778905https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/LRRRonEarth/statuses/117097694296778905Sat, 15 Aug 2026 04:43:37 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Wizard's duel time! on Sat, 15 Aug 2026 04:43:01 GMT]]>@cryptica @LRRRonEarth

I cast it takes one to know one!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/HG/statuses/117097691981634701https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/HG/statuses/117097691981634701Sat, 15 Aug 2026 04:43:01 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Wizard's duel time! on Sat, 15 Aug 2026 04:42:08 GMT]]>@LRRRonEarth @HG @cryptica I summon binface in defense mode! oh wait, sorry. thought we were playing yugioh.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/da_667/statuses/117097688525185247https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/da_667/statuses/117097688525185247Sat, 15 Aug 2026 04:42:08 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Wizard's duel time! on Sat, 15 Aug 2026 04:42:04 GMT]]>@LRRRonEarth @HG

i cast spell of...

A GARBAGE PLAN!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://wireframe.icosahedron.network/users/cryptica/statuses/01M01VM7JSQ2GBCDVX330JH5M0https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://wireframe.icosahedron.network/users/cryptica/statuses/01M01VM7JSQ2GBCDVX330JH5M0Sat, 15 Aug 2026 04:42:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Wizard's duel time! on Sat, 15 Aug 2026 04:41:24 GMT]]>@HG @cryptica

I CAST... A GARBAGE MAN!

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