<![CDATA[If the robots come for you, just run up some stairs I guess.]]>If the robots come for you, just run up some stairs I guess.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/45e501c8-0e90-4b6b-a167-e5e71af3ed68/if-the-robots-come-for-you-just-run-up-some-stairs-i-guess.RSS for NodeFri, 22 May 2026 23:00:12 GMTWed, 20 May 2026 21:14:06 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to If the robots come for you, just run up some stairs I guess. on Thu, 21 May 2026 08:37:24 GMT]]>@reverseics I remember that moment from Borderlands.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://todon.nl/users/schratze/statuses/116611654916046026https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://todon.nl/users/schratze/statuses/116611654916046026Thu, 21 May 2026 08:37:24 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If the robots come for you, just run up some stairs I guess. on Thu, 21 May 2026 07:59:35 GMT]]>@reverseics

Very like classic Dalek's 🥴🖖

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/simonzerafa/statuses/116611506204265738https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/simonzerafa/statuses/116611506204265738Thu, 21 May 2026 07:59:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If the robots come for you, just run up some stairs I guess. on Thu, 21 May 2026 06:52:56 GMT]]>@reverseics dr who was right

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://nrw.social/users/vgoller/statuses/116611244121928871https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://nrw.social/users/vgoller/statuses/116611244121928871Thu, 21 May 2026 06:52:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If the robots come for you, just run up some stairs I guess. on Thu, 21 May 2026 06:46:35 GMT]]>@reverseics My dance routine every monday at work…

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/sanpan/statuses/116611219167842200https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/sanpan/statuses/116611219167842200Thu, 21 May 2026 06:46:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If the robots come for you, just run up some stairs I guess. on Thu, 21 May 2026 04:05:43 GMT]]>@reverseics T800 : Sarah Connor ?
Roommate : she is upstairs.
T800 : fu 🤬.
*end credits*

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/fabrice/statuses/116610586596086078https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/fabrice/statuses/116610586596086078Thu, 21 May 2026 04:05:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If the robots come for you, just run up some stairs I guess. on Thu, 21 May 2026 04:01:19 GMT]]>@reverseics Which episode of ST:Voyager is this? I recognise Tuvok in uniform but... 🤷‍♀️

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://todon.nl/users/amro/statuses/116610569274118910https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://todon.nl/users/amro/statuses/116610569274118910Thu, 21 May 2026 04:01:19 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If the robots come for you, just run up some stairs I guess. on Thu, 21 May 2026 03:53:10 GMT]]>@gerg @reverseics except the Daleks eventually figured it out…

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/itgrrl/statuses/116610537289604985https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/itgrrl/statuses/116610537289604985Thu, 21 May 2026 03:53:10 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If the robots come for you, just run up some stairs I guess. on Thu, 21 May 2026 03:33:57 GMT]]>@reverseics They're reinventing daleks that want to be Raygun, with less personality than either.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/linuxandyarn/statuses/116610461726345407https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/linuxandyarn/statuses/116610461726345407Thu, 21 May 2026 03:33:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If the robots come for you, just run up some stairs I guess. on Thu, 21 May 2026 02:12:50 GMT]]>@reverseics That first balance adjustment is pretty amazing though. It won’t be long before the murder bots are following you up all the stairs.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/pier/statuses/116610142743702188https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/pier/statuses/116610142743702188Thu, 21 May 2026 02:12:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If the robots come for you, just run up some stairs I guess. on Thu, 21 May 2026 01:32:20 GMT]]>@reverseics Brits knew this from childhood

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.mihalis.net/users/chris/statuses/116609983502878615https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.mihalis.net/users/chris/statuses/116609983502878615Thu, 21 May 2026 01:32:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If the robots come for you, just run up some stairs I guess. on Thu, 21 May 2026 00:42:11 GMT]]>@reverseics Event ID 911: I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/Spartan_1986/statuses/116609786256998677https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/Spartan_1986/statuses/116609786256998677Thu, 21 May 2026 00:42:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If the robots come for you, just run up some stairs I guess. on Wed, 20 May 2026 23:54:15 GMT]]>@reverseics "programmed with AI"!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/RueNahcMohr/statuses/116609597769590356https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/RueNahcMohr/statuses/116609597769590356Wed, 20 May 2026 23:54:15 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If the robots come for you, just run up some stairs I guess. on Wed, 20 May 2026 23:52:51 GMT]]>@reverseics

Oh! So they're like zombies. They're useless in vertical movement!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://kolektiva.social/users/PuppyFromLosAndes/statuses/116609592319433437https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://kolektiva.social/users/PuppyFromLosAndes/statuses/116609592319433437Wed, 20 May 2026 23:52:51 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If the robots come for you, just run up some stairs I guess. on Wed, 20 May 2026 23:08:37 GMT]]>@reverseics while actually the human executes a perfect moonwalk…

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://m.g3l.org/users/mmu_man/statuses/116609418337593152https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://m.g3l.org/users/mmu_man/statuses/116609418337593152Wed, 20 May 2026 23:08:37 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If the robots come for you, just run up some stairs I guess. on Wed, 20 May 2026 23:06:21 GMT]]>@reverseics like Daleks?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/gerg/statuses/116609409419894224https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/gerg/statuses/116609409419894224Wed, 20 May 2026 23:06:21 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If the robots come for you, just run up some stairs I guess. on Wed, 20 May 2026 23:01:07 GMT]]>@reverseics
Or as Iron Maiden might have put it
🎼 Run to the stairs / run for your lifes

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hessen.social/users/stehgeiger/statuses/116609388841451107https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hessen.social/users/stehgeiger/statuses/116609388841451107Wed, 20 May 2026 23:01:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If the robots come for you, just run up some stairs I guess. on Wed, 20 May 2026 22:24:01 GMT]]>Came here to say that. Well played.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/Ra/statuses/116609243019698650https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/Ra/statuses/116609243019698650Wed, 20 May 2026 22:24:01 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If the robots come for you, just run up some stairs I guess. on Wed, 20 May 2026 22:18:13 GMT]]>@reverseics die clanker

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/felipeB/statuses/116609220177701533https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/felipeB/statuses/116609220177701533Wed, 20 May 2026 22:18:13 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If the robots come for you, just run up some stairs I guess. on Wed, 20 May 2026 22:05:38 GMT]]>@reverseics peak entertainment.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hear-me.social/ap/users/115696907373093865/statuses/116609170716405380https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hear-me.social/ap/users/115696907373093865/statuses/116609170716405380Wed, 20 May 2026 22:05:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If the robots come for you, just run up some stairs I guess. on Wed, 20 May 2026 21:38:43 GMT]]>@woody @reverseics Verhoeven is always one step ahead!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/yacodes/statuses/116609064869862437https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/yacodes/statuses/116609064869862437Wed, 20 May 2026 21:38:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If the robots come for you, just run up some stairs I guess. on Wed, 20 May 2026 21:26:01 GMT]]>@reverseics I love how it is dragged unceremoniously off the stage.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://cyberplace.social/users/huronbikes/statuses/116609014932164552https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://cyberplace.social/users/huronbikes/statuses/116609014932164552Wed, 20 May 2026 21:26:01 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If the robots come for you, just run up some stairs I guess. on Wed, 20 May 2026 21:25:07 GMT]]>@reverseics

Just drag it away like a piece of trash.

🤪

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://kzoo.to/users/JohnJBurnsIII/statuses/116609011394892288https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://kzoo.to/users/JohnJBurnsIII/statuses/116609011394892288Wed, 20 May 2026 21:25:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If the robots come for you, just run up some stairs I guess. on Wed, 20 May 2026 21:23:43 GMT]]>@reverseics

The cherry on top would've been if the dude would've moonwalked off the stage with it 😂

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Incognitim/statuses/116609005851316174https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Incognitim/statuses/116609005851316174Wed, 20 May 2026 21:23:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If the robots come for you, just run up some stairs I guess. on Wed, 20 May 2026 21:18:09 GMT]]>@reverseics That dude approaching the robot like he has first hand experience in what happens when you get too close to unpredictable robotics....

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/mathaetaes/statuses/116608984004831474https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/mathaetaes/statuses/116608984004831474Wed, 20 May 2026 21:18:09 GMT