<![CDATA[Y’all, someone sent this to me without context, and … I have *so* many questions.]]>Y’all, someone sent this to me without context, and … I have *so* many questions.

Update: The Cow Has Been Milkshake Ducked. Here's the original duck:

I don't know if the original is real. I don't know that anything is real any more.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/45e5d092-544c-4a66-9b03-ebad9fcc397f/y-all-someone-sent-this-to-me-without-context-and-i-have-so-many-questions.RSS for NodeSat, 25 Jul 2026 11:55:36 GMTFri, 17 Jul 2026 18:21:29 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Y’all, someone sent this to me without context, and … I have *so* many questions. on Fri, 17 Jul 2026 21:57:11 GMT]]>@MissConstrue Is this fake?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://radikal.social/users/malte/statuses/116937551504436901https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://radikal.social/users/malte/statuses/116937551504436901Fri, 17 Jul 2026 21:57:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Y’all, someone sent this to me without context, and … I have *so* many questions. on Fri, 17 Jul 2026 21:57:05 GMT]]>@vfrmedia @MissConstrue A mallard is a wild duck that looks like a domesticated shopping duck , possably band for shoplifting 🤦‍♀️

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.vivaldi.net/ap/users/116849936760445811/statuses/116937551076786606https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.vivaldi.net/ap/users/116849936760445811/statuses/116937551076786606Fri, 17 Jul 2026 21:57:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Y’all, someone sent this to me without context, and … I have *so* many questions. on Fri, 17 Jul 2026 21:49:44 GMT]]>@SpaceLifeForm Ha! Beautiful.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mefi.social/users/MissConstrue/statuses/116937522152306556https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mefi.social/users/MissConstrue/statuses/116937522152306556Fri, 17 Jul 2026 21:49:44 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Y’all, someone sent this to me without context, and … I have *so* many questions. on Fri, 17 Jul 2026 21:49:28 GMT]]>@shadowfals Well, what would even be the fun of the internet then? 😉

Actually the person who sent it is usually better than I am about catching photoshop. Things slip through. No harm, no foul.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mefi.social/users/MissConstrue/statuses/116937521153745433https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mefi.social/users/MissConstrue/statuses/116937521153745433Fri, 17 Jul 2026 21:49:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Y’all, someone sent this to me without context, and … I have *so* many questions. on Fri, 17 Jul 2026 21:45:31 GMT]]>@MissConstrue I doubt it's this platform. Probably something about my settings or the phone I was viewing it on. 🤔

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116462464887582928/statuses/116937505578944631https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116462464887582928/statuses/116937505578944631Fri, 17 Jul 2026 21:45:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Y’all, someone sent this to me without context, and … I have *so* many questions. on Fri, 17 Jul 2026 21:42:51 GMT]]>@SpiritLady Yeah, vampire cows man....it's no wonder they're not allowed in. 😉

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mefi.social/users/MissConstrue/statuses/116937495147709243https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mefi.social/users/MissConstrue/statuses/116937495147709243Fri, 17 Jul 2026 21:42:51 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Y’all, someone sent this to me without context, and … I have *so* many questions. on Fri, 17 Jul 2026 21:42:13 GMT]]>@pattykimura Right? Not letting the cousin of the cobra chicken in just ... common sense, man. 😉

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mefi.social/users/MissConstrue/statuses/116937492631057972https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mefi.social/users/MissConstrue/statuses/116937492631057972Fri, 17 Jul 2026 21:42:13 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Y’all, someone sent this to me without context, and … I have *so* many questions. on Fri, 17 Jul 2026 21:41:56 GMT]]>@MissConstrue Notice how you can see the reflection of the duck and photographer in the glass in the duck photo but only the photographer not the cow in the cow photo.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/SpiritLady/statuses/116937491523162273https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/SpiritLady/statuses/116937491523162273Fri, 17 Jul 2026 21:41:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Y’all, someone sent this to me without context, and … I have *so* many questions. on Fri, 17 Jul 2026 21:40:46 GMT]]>@MissConstrue Duck sign looks handmade - doubling of lines in letters, some letter fading common in markers versus the perfect lettering of Cow. Also, a duck is more of an a-hole than a calf.
Also duck is reflected, calf is a vampire.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/pattykimura/statuses/116937486904607568https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/pattykimura/statuses/116937486904607568Fri, 17 Jul 2026 21:40:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Y’all, someone sent this to me without context, and … I have *so* many questions. on Fri, 17 Jul 2026 21:40:26 GMT]]>@ulyssesalmeida Well sure, but you gotta admit, baby cow is more fun. 😉

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mefi.social/users/MissConstrue/statuses/116937485633782530https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mefi.social/users/MissConstrue/statuses/116937485633782530Fri, 17 Jul 2026 21:40:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Y’all, someone sent this to me without context, and … I have *so* many questions. on Fri, 17 Jul 2026 21:37:41 GMT]]>@badaunty Oh weird, I wonder why you can't see comments. I'll go check and see if there's a setting or something i clicked.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mefi.social/users/MissConstrue/statuses/116937474815390852https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mefi.social/users/MissConstrue/statuses/116937474815390852Fri, 17 Jul 2026 21:37:41 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Y’all, someone sent this to me without context, and … I have *so* many questions. on Fri, 17 Jul 2026 21:24:29 GMT]]>@xconde Well, no wonder they wouldn't let her in!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mefi.social/users/MissConstrue/statuses/116937422889190589https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mefi.social/users/MissConstrue/statuses/116937422889190589Fri, 17 Jul 2026 21:24:29 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Y’all, someone sent this to me without context, and … I have *so* many questions. on Fri, 17 Jul 2026 21:17:29 GMT]]>@MissConstrue isn't "calf" more appropriate than "baby cow"?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://bolha.us/users/ulyssesalmeida/statuses/116937395356201227https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://bolha.us/users/ulyssesalmeida/statuses/116937395356201227Fri, 17 Jul 2026 21:17:29 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Y’all, someone sent this to me without context, and … I have *so* many questions. on Fri, 17 Jul 2026 21:05:43 GMT]]>@MissConstrue one of the reasons not to share an image of unknown origin.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://toot.cat/users/shadowfals/statuses/116937349111515681https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://toot.cat/users/shadowfals/statuses/116937349111515681Fri, 17 Jul 2026 21:05:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Y’all, someone sent this to me without context, and … I have *so* many questions. on Fri, 17 Jul 2026 20:55:20 GMT]]>@MissConstrue I don't think anything is real anymore.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.world/users/mlanger/statuses/116937308306696379https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.world/users/mlanger/statuses/116937308306696379Fri, 17 Jul 2026 20:55:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Y’all, someone sent this to me without context, and … I have *so* many questions. on Fri, 17 Jul 2026 20:54:12 GMT]]>@MissConstrue I can't see yr comments to see if this was mentioned, but duck has a reflection, and the calf doesn't.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116462464887582928/statuses/116937303833051206https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116462464887582928/statuses/116937303833051206Fri, 17 Jul 2026 20:54:12 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Y’all, someone sent this to me without context, and … I have *so* many questions. on Fri, 17 Jul 2026 20:32:50 GMT]]>@MissConstrue sounds like Iowa in the 1990s lol though I don't "get it'

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://kafeneio.social/users/indyradio/statuses/116937219808733827https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://kafeneio.social/users/indyradio/statuses/116937219808733827Fri, 17 Jul 2026 20:32:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Y’all, someone sent this to me without context, and … I have *so* many questions. on Fri, 17 Jul 2026 20:32:36 GMT]]>@MissConstrue @Dequei @kevinrns you need references of real items to check against (it happens that real ducks are abundant where I work), and I'm seeing AI stuff that is getting way better at producing accurate images of items such as cars and their components, and targeted towards young people who might not have experienced the real thing to check what is correct and what is not.

Modern AI isn't even mangling the fonts on text in the background as much as it used to..

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.tchncs.de/users/vfrmedia/statuses/116937218905482228https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.tchncs.de/users/vfrmedia/statuses/116937218905482228Fri, 17 Jul 2026 20:32:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Y’all, someone sent this to me without context, and … I have *so* many questions. on Fri, 17 Jul 2026 20:24:15 GMT]]>@ozzelot My milkshake brings all the cows to the door @MissConstrue

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/ZenHeathen/statuses/116937186046694749https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/ZenHeathen/statuses/116937186046694749Fri, 17 Jul 2026 20:24:15 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Y’all, someone sent this to me without context, and … I have *so* many questions. on Fri, 17 Jul 2026 20:22:57 GMT]]>@MissConstrue

Scoping out the china shop for dad.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/SpaceLifeForm/statuses/116937180955398302https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/SpaceLifeForm/statuses/116937180955398302Fri, 17 Jul 2026 20:22:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Y’all, someone sent this to me without context, and … I have *so* many questions. on Fri, 17 Jul 2026 20:22:24 GMT]]>@MissConstrue the breed of duck is also unusual for being seen on the street - whereas in a town near me (Stowmarket) if it were wild mallards this could easily be a genuine scene, or indeed anywhere in Mid Suffolk - the damp, muddy area seems to attract ducks every spring/summer during breeding season, or at least it did - I've not seen as many this year (climate change?)

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.tchncs.de/users/vfrmedia/statuses/116937178807615161https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.tchncs.de/users/vfrmedia/statuses/116937178807615161Fri, 17 Jul 2026 20:22:24 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Y’all, someone sent this to me without context, and … I have *so* many questions. on Fri, 17 Jul 2026 20:17:50 GMT]]>@MissConstrue 😃

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/CStamp/statuses/116937160841551625https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/CStamp/statuses/116937160841551625Fri, 17 Jul 2026 20:17:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Y’all, someone sent this to me without context, and … I have *so* many questions. on Fri, 17 Jul 2026 20:16:26 GMT]]>@CStamp Well, and everyone understands why would wouldn't let a duck in! It's no goose, but it's still closely related to the cobra chicken!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mefi.social/users/MissConstrue/statuses/116937155288601725https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mefi.social/users/MissConstrue/statuses/116937155288601725Fri, 17 Jul 2026 20:16:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Y’all, someone sent this to me without context, and … I have *so* many questions. on Fri, 17 Jul 2026 20:14:41 GMT]]>@nini Yeah, I didn't notice that on my phone, but it's really obvious on my system.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mefi.social/users/MissConstrue/statuses/116937148447188194https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mefi.social/users/MissConstrue/statuses/116937148447188194Fri, 17 Jul 2026 20:14:41 GMT