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]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/4685b50c-c1b8-452f-a54a-503235f05ebe/meme-humourRSS for NodeSun, 11 Oct 2026 09:50:02 GMTTue, 06 Oct 2026 12:30:25 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to #meme #humour on Thu, 08 Oct 2026 19:14:05 GMT]]>@7 @cmconseils

Capitalism exploits you for profit.
Communism exploits you for the people.

Either way, your day already belongs to someone else.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://glitch.social/users/Gotterdammerung/statuses/117406881879368117https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://glitch.social/users/Gotterdammerung/statuses/117406881879368117Thu, 08 Oct 2026 19:14:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #meme #humour on Thu, 08 Oct 2026 19:02:17 GMT]]>@cmconseils saved another copy of this guy so it's always nearby when I need it

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://cloudisland.nz/users/LyallMorrison/statuses/117406835526169667https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://cloudisland.nz/users/LyallMorrison/statuses/117406835526169667Thu, 08 Oct 2026 19:02:17 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #meme #humour on Thu, 08 Oct 2026 18:57:15 GMT]]>@cmconseils@mastodon.social

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://derg.social/notes/as3gq2pdxehttps://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://derg.social/notes/as3gq2pdxeThu, 08 Oct 2026 18:57:15 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #meme #humour on Thu, 08 Oct 2026 18:37:14 GMT]]>@cmconseils@mastodon.social

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://derg.social/notes/as3g0c6twihttps://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://derg.social/notes/as3g0c6twiThu, 08 Oct 2026 18:37:14 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #meme #humour on Thu, 08 Oct 2026 18:13:35 GMT]]>@cmconseils

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://chaos.social/users/nota/statuses/117406643990943196https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://chaos.social/users/nota/statuses/117406643990943196Thu, 08 Oct 2026 18:13:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #meme #humour on Thu, 08 Oct 2026 18:12:10 GMT]]>@baralheia @cmconseils I want to put this in a portapotty at Burning Man.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sfba.social/users/joshbuddy/statuses/117406638466863298https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sfba.social/users/joshbuddy/statuses/117406638466863298Thu, 08 Oct 2026 18:12:10 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #meme #humour on Thu, 08 Oct 2026 18:09:12 GMT]]>@zipkid @cmconseils oh that transferred *great*

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://tacobelllabs.net/users/arrjay/statuses/117406626794746060https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://tacobelllabs.net/users/arrjay/statuses/117406626794746060Thu, 08 Oct 2026 18:09:12 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #meme #humour on Thu, 08 Oct 2026 18:05:31 GMT]]>@Andyyyfish82 @cmconseils
i hope not 🥹

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.quotequack.xyz/ap/users/116165652911619178/statuses/117406612306655397https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.quotequack.xyz/ap/users/116165652911619178/statuses/117406612306655397Thu, 08 Oct 2026 18:05:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #meme #humour on Thu, 08 Oct 2026 17:55:35 GMT]]>@Devils_Rancher @cmconseils The most important is missing:

Wanking will not buy you a ticket to hell, but raping will.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.net2o.de/users/forthy42/statuses/117406573222857128https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.net2o.de/users/forthy42/statuses/117406573222857128Thu, 08 Oct 2026 17:55:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #meme #humour on Thu, 08 Oct 2026 17:49:14 GMT]]>@cmconseils I don't save memes on my phone. I don't use my phone for social media.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/LanceJZ/statuses/117406548292522080https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/LanceJZ/statuses/117406548292522080Thu, 08 Oct 2026 17:49:14 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #meme #humour on Thu, 08 Oct 2026 17:47:24 GMT]]>@cmconseils]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://pleroma.debian.social/objects/8d87a27b-9a84-41ae-8d54-406652d6ae2dhttps://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://pleroma.debian.social/objects/8d87a27b-9a84-41ae-8d54-406652d6ae2dThu, 08 Oct 2026 17:47:24 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #meme #humour on Thu, 08 Oct 2026 17:24:34 GMT]]>@cmconseils

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://piaille.fr/users/rusty/statuses/117406451260543187https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://piaille.fr/users/rusty/statuses/117406451260543187Thu, 08 Oct 2026 17:24:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #meme #humour on Thu, 08 Oct 2026 17:23:58 GMT]]>@cmconseils

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.giftedmc.com/users/haui/statuses/117406448893119549https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.giftedmc.com/users/haui/statuses/117406448893119549Thu, 08 Oct 2026 17:23:58 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #meme #humour on Thu, 08 Oct 2026 17:21:23 GMT]]>@q @cmconseils
So that's what Battenburg cake's made from

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodonapp.uk/users/Andyyyfish82/statuses/117406438739181487https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodonapp.uk/users/Andyyyfish82/statuses/117406438739181487Thu, 08 Oct 2026 17:21:23 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #meme #humour on Thu, 08 Oct 2026 17:13:23 GMT]]>@swope @cmconseils I'm a bit worried about the life drawing. Where did they get the live extinct crocodile from to draw? @sundogplanets

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/timtfj/statuses/117406407267986220https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/timtfj/statuses/117406407267986220Thu, 08 Oct 2026 17:13:23 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #meme #humour on Thu, 08 Oct 2026 17:08:50 GMT]]>@cmconseils

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://woof.group/users/OtterMatic/statuses/117406389410273370https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://woof.group/users/OtterMatic/statuses/117406389410273370Thu, 08 Oct 2026 17:08:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #meme #humour on Thu, 08 Oct 2026 17:07:13 GMT]]>@stupeflo @cmconseils
Cute 🥰🥰

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://kinkycats.org/users/Kinky_me/statuses/117406383070922224https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://kinkycats.org/users/Kinky_me/statuses/117406383070922224Thu, 08 Oct 2026 17:07:13 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #meme #humour on Thu, 08 Oct 2026 17:05:16 GMT]]>@adangerbartels @cmconseils Everything is a sin, XXI century is recovering Lords and stupid kings in charge... https://youtu.be/dRHetRTOD1Q?si=xIprHoSbmjJvDK1T

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/marioostolaza/statuses/117406375410212809https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/marioostolaza/statuses/117406375410212809Thu, 08 Oct 2026 17:05:16 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #meme #humour on Thu, 08 Oct 2026 17:05:08 GMT]]>@cmconseils

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://gotosocial-dev.svc.0x0a.network/users/littlefox/statuses/01M4E7KMC9G482X2NKDQ87P0AShttps://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://gotosocial-dev.svc.0x0a.network/users/littlefox/statuses/01M4E7KMC9G482X2NKDQ87P0ASThu, 08 Oct 2026 17:05:08 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #meme #humour on Thu, 08 Oct 2026 17:01:15 GMT]]>@benjamincox @fuchsiii @fraggle @cmconseils @GreenSkyOverMe by putting the room card in the thing to have any electricity at all

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://gotosocial-dev.svc.0x0a.network/users/littlefox/statuses/01M4E7CGSX3MMQXDK6GH5WM7BEhttps://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://gotosocial-dev.svc.0x0a.network/users/littlefox/statuses/01M4E7CGSX3MMQXDK6GH5WM7BEThu, 08 Oct 2026 17:01:15 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #meme #humour on Thu, 08 Oct 2026 16:59:51 GMT]]>@fortyseven@defcon.social @bedhead@bark.wolp.chat

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://bark.wolp.chat/fediverse/post/01a11c74-fdc2-74c8-89cc-6002eee29413https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://bark.wolp.chat/fediverse/post/01a11c74-fdc2-74c8-89cc-6002eee29413Thu, 08 Oct 2026 16:59:51 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #meme #humour on Thu, 08 Oct 2026 16:57:03 GMT]]>@fuchsiii @fraggle @cmconseils @GreenSkyOverMe My favourite question when I worked in hotels was “How do you turn the lights in my room off?”

Like how did you turn them on, you fucking numpty? 🤷🏻‍♂️

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://writing.exchange/users/benjamincox/statuses/117406343075896496https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://writing.exchange/users/benjamincox/statuses/117406343075896496Thu, 08 Oct 2026 16:57:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #meme #humour on Thu, 08 Oct 2026 16:55:10 GMT]]>@swope I’ll start checking museums… I’ll be back in like 5 years

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://masto.ai/users/mattgriffin/statuses/117406335658943263https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://masto.ai/users/mattgriffin/statuses/117406335658943263Thu, 08 Oct 2026 16:55:10 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #meme #humour on Thu, 08 Oct 2026 16:53:50 GMT]]>@ersatzmaus

💩

@cmconseils

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.plus/users/swope/statuses/117406330405010940https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.plus/users/swope/statuses/117406330405010940Thu, 08 Oct 2026 16:53:50 GMT