<![CDATA[The ocean demands more billionaires ๐ŸŒŠ]]>The ocean demands more billionaires ๐ŸŒŠ

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/479dfc78-7a40-4927-97c2-9f0e44f507c4/the-ocean-demands-more-billionairesRSS for NodeFri, 22 May 2026 15:59:46 GMTWed, 20 May 2026 20:15:21 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to The ocean demands more billionaires ๐ŸŒŠ on Thu, 21 May 2026 04:58:43 GMT]]>@inaba No, that's why the world is angry

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/catsalad/statuses/116610794980548242https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/catsalad/statuses/116610794980548242Thu, 21 May 2026 04:58:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The ocean demands more billionaires ๐ŸŒŠ on Thu, 21 May 2026 04:48:30 GMT]]>@inaba @catsalad I think the answer is โ€œnot recently enoughโ€

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/4n6/statuses/116610754837815322https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/4n6/statuses/116610754837815322Thu, 21 May 2026 04:48:30 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The ocean demands more billionaires ๐ŸŒŠ on Thu, 21 May 2026 04:23:43 GMT]]>@catsalad@infosec.exchange did a billionaire die in the ocean recently

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://blahaj.zone/notes/amijvg82pmyd01edhttps://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://blahaj.zone/notes/amijvg82pmyd01edThu, 21 May 2026 04:23:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The ocean demands more billionaires ๐ŸŒŠ on Thu, 21 May 2026 04:14:33 GMT]]>@vitaut
Oceangate, but in space
@catsalad

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://ohai.social/users/gnate/statuses/116610621345741338https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://ohai.social/users/gnate/statuses/116610621345741338Thu, 21 May 2026 04:14:33 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The ocean demands more billionaires ๐ŸŒŠ on Thu, 21 May 2026 03:57:11 GMT]]>@catsalad
I was thinking Marianna trench will be deep enough for them.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.uno/users/Imprinted/statuses/116610553024545132https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.uno/users/Imprinted/statuses/116610553024545132Thu, 21 May 2026 03:57:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The ocean demands more billionaires ๐ŸŒŠ on Thu, 21 May 2026 01:44:32 GMT]]>@catsalad and when we run out of those, their lackeys must also go!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/ap/users/115820536098538220/statuses/116610031424363803https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/ap/users/115820536098538220/statuses/116610031424363803Thu, 21 May 2026 01:44:32 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The ocean demands more billionaires ๐ŸŒŠ on Thu, 21 May 2026 01:43:58 GMT]]>@johnefrancis
Billionaires are great people, deep down.

@catsalad

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.fname.ca/ap/users/116427924379067962/statuses/116610029243847105https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.fname.ca/ap/users/116427924379067962/statuses/116610029243847105Thu, 21 May 2026 01:43:58 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The ocean demands more billionaires ๐ŸŒŠ on Thu, 21 May 2026 01:36:02 GMT]]>@catsalad Surely we must sacrifice them to each of the elements, not just water. Throw a quarter into the ocean, a quarter into volcanoes, a quarter into the deep pits we dug for our nuclear waste, and a quarter we put into tanks full of captured, pressurized, carbon dioxide. Any remainder we sacrifice to that rare fifth element, the guillotine.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://tech.lgbt/users/ned/statuses/116609998002950391https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://tech.lgbt/users/ned/statuses/116609998002950391Thu, 21 May 2026 01:36:02 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The ocean demands more billionaires ๐ŸŒŠ on Thu, 21 May 2026 01:35:17 GMT]]>@catsalad like whale falls, billionaire falls can support a biodiverse community of tube worms, isopods, molluscs and crustaceans

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://cosocial.ca/users/johnefrancis/statuses/116609995110776194https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://cosocial.ca/users/johnefrancis/statuses/116609995110776194Thu, 21 May 2026 01:35:17 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The ocean demands more billionaires ๐ŸŒŠ on Thu, 21 May 2026 01:35:02 GMT]]>@catsalad we must apease the waves.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.subversida.de/users/cochise/statuses/01KS42QYC3N3DZ33FGQK1JQMVQhttps://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.subversida.de/users/cochise/statuses/01KS42QYC3N3DZ33FGQK1JQMVQThu, 21 May 2026 01:35:02 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The ocean demands more billionaires ๐ŸŒŠ on Thu, 21 May 2026 01:12:34 GMT]]>@Psychonaut @catsalad For drowning? LOL

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://autistics.life/users/tarrenvane/statuses/116609905754674194https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://autistics.life/users/tarrenvane/statuses/116609905754674194Thu, 21 May 2026 01:12:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The ocean demands more billionaires ๐ŸŒŠ on Thu, 21 May 2026 01:11:34 GMT]]>@catsalad Tell them wade mode works better in the salt water of the ocean.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/dalias/statuses/116609901805172396https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/dalias/statuses/116609901805172396Thu, 21 May 2026 01:11:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The ocean demands more billionaires ๐ŸŒŠ on Thu, 21 May 2026 00:59:41 GMT]]>@catsalad

The volcanoes demand more billionaires.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/davidtheeviloverlord/statuses/116609855099856630https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/davidtheeviloverlord/statuses/116609855099856630Thu, 21 May 2026 00:59:41 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The ocean demands more billionaires ๐ŸŒŠ on Thu, 21 May 2026 00:48:29 GMT]]>@punissuer @heathen_cat @catsalad

Does ketamine count as organic?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.world/users/w_b/statuses/116609811048628746https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.world/users/w_b/statuses/116609811048628746Thu, 21 May 2026 00:48:29 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The ocean demands more billionaires ๐ŸŒŠ on Thu, 21 May 2026 00:47:13 GMT]]>@catsalad
Save some for the sun!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://metroholografix.ca/users/sb/statuses/116609806090386621https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://metroholografix.ca/users/sb/statuses/116609806090386621Thu, 21 May 2026 00:47:13 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The ocean demands more billionaires ๐ŸŒŠ on Thu, 21 May 2026 00:10:29 GMT]]>@catsalad hashtag team orca

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://ngmx.com/users/sindarina/statuses/116609661650981876https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://ngmx.com/users/sindarina/statuses/116609661650981876Thu, 21 May 2026 00:10:29 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The ocean demands more billionaires ๐ŸŒŠ on Thu, 21 May 2026 00:00:21 GMT]]>@catsalad
put them all in a carbon submarine, carbon submarine, carbon submarine
*sing*

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://bunt.social/users/Joe_von_Saporski/statuses/116609621775545877https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://bunt.social/users/Joe_von_Saporski/statuses/116609621775545877Thu, 21 May 2026 00:00:21 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The ocean demands more billionaires ๐ŸŒŠ on Wed, 20 May 2026 23:50:34 GMT]]>@catsalad

Did somebody say... ORCAS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://kolektiva.social/users/PuppyFromLosAndes/statuses/116609583324026901https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://kolektiva.social/users/PuppyFromLosAndes/statuses/116609583324026901Wed, 20 May 2026 23:50:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The ocean demands more billionaires ๐ŸŒŠ on Wed, 20 May 2026 23:27:46 GMT]]>@tkissing @alice @catsalad
Everybodyโ€™s looking for drownable billionaires

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/MedeaVanamonde/statuses/116609493645388456https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/MedeaVanamonde/statuses/116609493645388456Wed, 20 May 2026 23:27:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The ocean demands more billionaires ๐ŸŒŠ on Wed, 20 May 2026 23:05:28 GMT]]>@alice @catsalad
I travel the world and the seven seas

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/tkissing/statuses/116609405968191597https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/tkissing/statuses/116609405968191597Wed, 20 May 2026 23:05:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The ocean demands more billionaires ๐ŸŒŠ on Wed, 20 May 2026 22:59:57 GMT]]>@catsalad Well, the billionaires seem to be demanding more ocean, and they're winning.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://myside-yourside.net/users/StarkRG/statuses/116609384297973167https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://myside-yourside.net/users/StarkRG/statuses/116609384297973167Wed, 20 May 2026 22:59:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The ocean demands more billionaires ๐ŸŒŠ on Wed, 20 May 2026 22:59:05 GMT]]>@catsalad who am I to disagree?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/alice/statuses/116609380864510626https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/alice/statuses/116609380864510626Wed, 20 May 2026 22:59:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The ocean demands more billionaires ๐ŸŒŠ on Wed, 20 May 2026 21:54:00 GMT]]>@catsalad
There are more efficient ways to do human sacrifices. ๐Ÿ˜…

(in the song he put politicians in a room then let them explose)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eryzp0Pklc8

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.xyz/users/amj/statuses/116609124989233127https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.xyz/users/amj/statuses/116609124989233127Wed, 20 May 2026 21:54:00 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The ocean demands more billionaires ๐ŸŒŠ on Wed, 20 May 2026 21:52:06 GMT]]>@catsalad
๐ŸŽฎ

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://toot.community/users/Monsieur_Lepetit/statuses/116609117498002923https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://toot.community/users/Monsieur_Lepetit/statuses/116609117498002923Wed, 20 May 2026 21:52:06 GMT