<![CDATA[Get this man a wambulance.]]>Get this man a wambulance. The POTUS is having such a hissy fit over multiple musical artists bowing out of invitations to celebrate our nation's 250th anniversary on July 4 that he's now saying all the performances should be canceled and we should have a big MAGA rally on the mall featuring him blathering on w/ his usual lies and hate.

Rather than respond to the artists' complaint that he'd politicized and personalized what should be a cause for national unity, he doubled down.

"So I am thinking about bringing the Number One Attraction anywhere in the World, the man who gets much larger audiences than Elvis in his prime...and the man who some say is the Greatest President in History (THE GOAT!), DONALD J. TRUMP, to take the place of these highly paid, Third Rate 'Artists.'"

"Trump said he was ordering aides to assess "the feasibility of doing an AMERICA IS BACK Rally" on the mall, where he would deliver a speech "rallying the Country forward like I have done ever since being President!"

Oh well, just another venerated tradition, destination and celebration in my hometown garishly marred by the president's unquenchable thirst for attention and power.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/politics/articles/trump-calls-replacing-us-250th-002946144.html

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/4940d333-2e56-4f74-a7b5-82f6f57923c9/get-this-man-a-wambulance.RSS for NodeSun, 28 Jun 2026 07:25:45 GMTSun, 31 May 2026 17:37:00 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Get this man a wambulance. on Sun, 31 May 2026 19:38:05 GMT]]>@briankrebs As long as he’s blathering he is not engaging in new wars or invasions (says a Dane who continues to worry about Greenland (and Cuba)).

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://expressional.social/users/tanyakaroli/statuses/116670875897158745https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://expressional.social/users/tanyakaroli/statuses/116670875897158745Sun, 31 May 2026 19:38:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Get this man a wambulance. on Sun, 31 May 2026 19:18:56 GMT]]>@briankrebs

Trump should just give up on public events.

They're always poorly attended, used for his grift, and demonstrate his unpopularity.

Even the billionaires funding the fascism have questionable attendance.

His military parades:
https://newrepublic.com/article/196850/trump-birthday-military-parade-pathetic

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-military-parade-washington-dc-b2770278.html

https://www.newyorker.com/news/the-lede/the-militarys-birthday-parade-rolls-quietly-through-trumps-washington

His inaugurations:
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/jan/22/trump-inauguration-crowd-sean-spicers-claims-versus-the-evidence

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2017/01/22/us/politics/womens-march-trump-crowd-estimates.html

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-38707722

https://americansfortaxfairness.org/billionaires-1-5-trillion-richer-trumps-first-year/

https://www.lemonde.fr/en/summer-reads/article/2025/07/20/the-day-silicon-valley-s-oligarchs-kissed-trump-s-ring_6743557_183.html

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-hosting-dinner-tech-giants-business-leaders-white-house/

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/Npars01/statuses/116670800621375111https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/Npars01/statuses/116670800621375111Sun, 31 May 2026 19:18:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Get this man a wambulance. on Sun, 31 May 2026 19:08:22 GMT]]>@briankrebs

This has Four Seasons Total Lawn Care and Music Productions written all over it.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sfba.social/users/Mikal/statuses/116670759102916973https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sfba.social/users/Mikal/statuses/116670759102916973Sun, 31 May 2026 19:08:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Get this man a wambulance. on Sun, 31 May 2026 18:53:37 GMT]]>@cratermoon @briankrebs

Yeah, one of these might make him happy:

https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/workers-battalions-marching-at-a-mass-nazi-party-rally-in-news-photo/3271777

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/seachanged/statuses/116670701048701090https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/seachanged/statuses/116670701048701090Sun, 31 May 2026 18:53:37 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Get this man a wambulance. on Sun, 31 May 2026 18:37:26 GMT]]>@briankrebs What did they expect - that someone with any braincells with talent would be there? It just gives him another reason to whine.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116584758053727639/statuses/116670637464146807https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116584758053727639/statuses/116670637464146807Sun, 31 May 2026 18:37:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Get this man a wambulance. on Sun, 31 May 2026 18:30:53 GMT]]>@briankrebs
"Unity! But I gotta be the unity!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/EthicalProfessor/statuses/116670611663934969https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/EthicalProfessor/statuses/116670611663934969Sun, 31 May 2026 18:30:53 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Get this man a wambulance. on Sun, 31 May 2026 18:21:38 GMT]]>@briankrebs

"Lady Liberty has been dead for over a year now. We would love to give her a proper burial, but the Republicans in Washington are still taking turns raping her corpse."

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/angiebaby/statuses/116670575334100257https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/angiebaby/statuses/116670575334100257Sun, 31 May 2026 18:21:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Get this man a wambulance. on Sun, 31 May 2026 18:15:05 GMT]]>@raymaccarthy @briankrebs Here is an brief article with one view from New Mexico. NM has been colonized twice, once by Spain and once by the the U.S. The techbros push for dominance might be a third colonization, we'll have to wait and see. https://www.santafenewmexican.com/news/local_news/anniversary-of-u-s-resonates-in-new-mexico-where-statehood-was-a-long-fight/article_ae36d79a-3fcb-4f67-a4b8-620aae127f29.html

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/timo21/statuses/116670549561613940https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/timo21/statuses/116670549561613940Sun, 31 May 2026 18:15:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Get this man a wambulance. on Sun, 31 May 2026 18:08:20 GMT]]>@briankrebs It should be a big bonfire with MAGA dancing half naked all around it. I might watch that, do see which drunks fall into the fire.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/timo21/statuses/116670523025309767https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/timo21/statuses/116670523025309767Sun, 31 May 2026 18:08:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Get this man a wambulance. on Sun, 31 May 2026 18:06:31 GMT]]>@briankrebs

I think his doppelganger is living in this rest home...🫤

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.world/users/TrueNorthSpice/statuses/116670515882752139https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.world/users/TrueNorthSpice/statuses/116670515882752139Sun, 31 May 2026 18:06:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Get this man a wambulance. on Sun, 31 May 2026 18:06:27 GMT]]>@briankrebs Trump prepares to drop his biggest golden turd ever on the United States at this milestone in its history.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/talkingmoose/statuses/116670515599633556https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/talkingmoose/statuses/116670515599633556Sun, 31 May 2026 18:06:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Get this man a wambulance. on Sun, 31 May 2026 18:01:28 GMT]]>@briankrebs Calling Leni Riefenstahl...

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://zirk.us/users/cratermoon/statuses/116670496040892666https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://zirk.us/users/cratermoon/statuses/116670496040892666Sun, 31 May 2026 18:01:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Get this man a wambulance. on Sun, 31 May 2026 17:49:25 GMT]]>@briankrebs

"Trump said he was ordering aides to assess "the feasibility of doing an AMERICA IS BACK Rally" on the mall…"

This of course is utterly hysterical because it's been proven that not one of "Trump's aides" has the backbone or the balls to say 'no' to Trump

So, let 'er rip, says I

We may yet get undeniable proof that Trump has completely lost his mind

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sfba.social/users/FinchHaven/statuses/116670448617506898https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sfba.social/users/FinchHaven/statuses/116670448617506898Sun, 31 May 2026 17:49:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Get this man a wambulance. on Sun, 31 May 2026 17:48:07 GMT]]>@briankrebs

Fat Elvis 2026

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.coffee/users/FallsMom/statuses/116670443487214279https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.coffee/users/FallsMom/statuses/116670443487214279Sun, 31 May 2026 17:48:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Get this man a wambulance. on Sun, 31 May 2026 17:47:41 GMT]]>@briankrebs
How do the pre-Columbian natives and descendents of slaves feel about the anniversary?
Or the large group Spanish speaking peoples?
Or women (almost chattels till 20 th C, no Vote).

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.ie/users/raymaccarthy/statuses/116670441833107251https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.ie/users/raymaccarthy/statuses/116670441833107251Sun, 31 May 2026 17:47:41 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Get this man a wambulance. on Sun, 31 May 2026 17:43:46 GMT]]>@briankrebs@infosec.exchange sounds to me like he's about due for his monthly lecanemab iv]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://nya.social/notes/819e7f227a918e2b0029774bhttps://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://nya.social/notes/819e7f227a918e2b0029774bSun, 31 May 2026 17:43:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Get this man a wambulance. on Sun, 31 May 2026 17:43:34 GMT]]>@briankrebs

Of course he's losing his shit, he's a pathetic, insecure asshole, put into office by a whole shitload of pathetic, insecure assholes.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/cafechatnoir/statuses/116670425599492009https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/cafechatnoir/statuses/116670425599492009Sun, 31 May 2026 17:43:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Get this man a wambulance. on Sun, 31 May 2026 17:42:03 GMT]]>@briankrebs someone needs to tell him that kid rocks available😜🤣

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/TycoonTom/statuses/116670419640984827https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/TycoonTom/statuses/116670419640984827Sun, 31 May 2026 17:42:03 GMT