<![CDATA[When I tell girls I'm in a band: sexy.]]>When I tell girls I'm in a band: sexy. When they realise it's a brass band: less so apparently.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/4d756b4d-cf1c-4934-b79f-a48b41dec918/when-i-tell-girls-i-m-in-a-band-sexy.RSS for NodeTue, 21 Apr 2026 20:55:32 GMTMon, 20 Apr 2026 20:20:06 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to When I tell girls I'm in a band: sexy. on Tue, 21 Apr 2026 09:25:03 GMT]]>@fesshole brass band is infinitely sexier.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.gamedev.place/users/SudoCat/statuses/116441972952821836https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.gamedev.place/users/SudoCat/statuses/116441972952821836Tue, 21 Apr 2026 09:25:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to When I tell girls I'm in a band: sexy. on Tue, 21 Apr 2026 06:10:27 GMT]]>@Elleaster @celesteh @Artemis201 @fesshole I always stuck to my own kind - low brass - but then I started playing trumpet. Now I find myself looking respectfully at people like Jon Lampley. https://shoutoutla.com/meet-jon-lampley-musician/

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/spiegelmama/statuses/116441207771569288https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/spiegelmama/statuses/116441207771569288Tue, 21 Apr 2026 06:10:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to When I tell girls I'm in a band: sexy. on Tue, 21 Apr 2026 05:07:26 GMT]]>@celesteh @fesshole wait, this was not your experience. So you said tuba and they got even more interested?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/Artemis201/statuses/116440959943657939https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/Artemis201/statuses/116440959943657939Tue, 21 Apr 2026 05:07:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to When I tell girls I'm in a band: sexy. on Tue, 21 Apr 2026 01:50:03 GMT]]>@fesshole that's a shame.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/JustinMac84/statuses/116440183804965964https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/JustinMac84/statuses/116440183804965964Tue, 21 Apr 2026 01:50:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to When I tell girls I'm in a band: sexy. on Mon, 20 Apr 2026 22:59:05 GMT]]>@celesteh @Artemis201 @fesshole Effing trumpets.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://ohai.social/users/Elleaster/statuses/116439511541767824https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://ohai.social/users/Elleaster/statuses/116439511541767824Mon, 20 Apr 2026 22:59:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to When I tell girls I'm in a band: sexy. on Mon, 20 Apr 2026 22:11:55 GMT]]>@kc @fesshole Not brass though. Yes, music nomenclature is non-intuitive.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://society.oftrolls.com/users/mansr/statuses/116439326108425514https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://society.oftrolls.com/users/mansr/statuses/116439326108425514Mon, 20 Apr 2026 22:11:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to When I tell girls I'm in a band: sexy. on Mon, 20 Apr 2026 21:53:26 GMT]]>@Artemis201 @fesshole

This is not my experience as a tubist, but maybe the fessor plays trumpet or something.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/celesteh/statuses/116439253433734617https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/celesteh/statuses/116439253433734617Mon, 20 Apr 2026 21:53:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to When I tell girls I'm in a band: sexy. on Mon, 20 Apr 2026 21:43:12 GMT]]>@fesshole @celesteh
For you

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/Artemis201/statuses/116439213189769857https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/Artemis201/statuses/116439213189769857Mon, 20 Apr 2026 21:43:12 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to When I tell girls I'm in a band: sexy. on Mon, 20 Apr 2026 21:20:30 GMT]]>Close enough, we’re in a post truth society anyways 😅

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.coop/users/kc/statuses/116439123903210669https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.coop/users/kc/statuses/116439123903210669Mon, 20 Apr 2026 21:20:30 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to When I tell girls I'm in a band: sexy. on Mon, 20 Apr 2026 21:00:46 GMT]]>@kc @fesshole

Wood. Wind.🥵

Lost. Boys.

🧛 🕶️ 🩸

Lol, Tom Capello, people. 🎷 ⛓️ ✨

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/SlangC5326/statuses/116439046327216657https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/SlangC5326/statuses/116439046327216657Mon, 20 Apr 2026 21:00:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to When I tell girls I'm in a band: sexy. on Mon, 20 Apr 2026 20:56:36 GMT]]>@fesshole

Meute has entered the chat:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeqCPGujnsE

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.space/users/CppGuy/statuses/116439029963725717https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.space/users/CppGuy/statuses/116439029963725717Mon, 20 Apr 2026 20:56:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to When I tell girls I'm in a band: sexy. on Mon, 20 Apr 2026 20:45:27 GMT]]>@fesshole

If only they knew about your tongueing technique and breath control.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://wehavecookies.social/users/tempusfelix/statuses/116438986089451809https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://wehavecookies.social/users/tempusfelix/statuses/116438986089451809Mon, 20 Apr 2026 20:45:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to When I tell girls I'm in a band: sexy. on Mon, 20 Apr 2026 20:31:39 GMT]]>@kc @fesshole A sax is a woodwind, not brass.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Eetschrijver/statuses/116438931805659756https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Eetschrijver/statuses/116438931805659756Mon, 20 Apr 2026 20:31:39 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to When I tell girls I'm in a band: sexy. on Mon, 20 Apr 2026 20:30:11 GMT]]>@fesshole
Nice One !!! I play tuba, and have been told the lips of brass band players are better for kissing - but my sell-by date has long gone...
PS: I do live in an isolated house, so nobody is disturbed if I feel like having a toot.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.green/users/IncHulk/statuses/116438926078106354https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.green/users/IncHulk/statuses/116438926078106354Mon, 20 Apr 2026 20:30:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to When I tell girls I'm in a band: sexy. on Mon, 20 Apr 2026 20:26:19 GMT]]>@fesshole silence, Brass Against is awesome.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/DavidNielsen/statuses/116438910853048075https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/DavidNielsen/statuses/116438910853048075Mon, 20 Apr 2026 20:26:19 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to When I tell girls I'm in a band: sexy. on Mon, 20 Apr 2026 20:26:07 GMT]]>@michaelgemar @fesshole the Sousaphone?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodonapp.uk/users/nichni/statuses/116438910049497527https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodonapp.uk/users/nichni/statuses/116438910049497527Mon, 20 Apr 2026 20:26:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to When I tell girls I'm in a band: sexy. on Mon, 20 Apr 2026 20:25:52 GMT]]>@fesshole From sex, drugs & rock'n'roll to annoying toots & polished shoes in an instant.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Mabande/statuses/116438909080591247https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Mabande/statuses/116438909080591247Mon, 20 Apr 2026 20:25:52 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to When I tell girls I'm in a band: sexy. on Mon, 20 Apr 2026 20:23:39 GMT]]>@fesshole tell them you’re the epic sax guy and you’ll be fine

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.coop/users/kc/statuses/116438900369339927https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.coop/users/kc/statuses/116438900369339927Mon, 20 Apr 2026 20:23:39 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to When I tell girls I'm in a band: sexy. on Mon, 20 Apr 2026 20:23:29 GMT]]>@fesshole Trombone player? quite a bit sexy. French horn player - catastrophically less sexy.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://cosocial.ca/users/johnefrancis/statuses/116438899706087753https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://cosocial.ca/users/johnefrancis/statuses/116438899706087753Mon, 20 Apr 2026 20:23:29 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to When I tell girls I'm in a band: sexy. on Mon, 20 Apr 2026 20:21:16 GMT]]>@fesshole Wait til you tell them which Council Tax Band you're in.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/sodslawyer/statuses/116438890976750594https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/sodslawyer/statuses/116438890976750594Mon, 20 Apr 2026 20:21:16 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to When I tell girls I'm in a band: sexy. on Mon, 20 Apr 2026 20:21:07 GMT]]>@fesshole You should call it heavy metal.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://cosocial.ca/ap/users/116274777763908831/statuses/116438890428480997https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://cosocial.ca/ap/users/116274777763908831/statuses/116438890428480997Mon, 20 Apr 2026 20:21:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to When I tell girls I'm in a band: sexy. on Mon, 20 Apr 2026 20:20:55 GMT]]>@fesshole this is very funny ahhahahahahahahaha

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://neopaquita.es/users/maltita/statuses/116438889626434607https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://neopaquita.es/users/maltita/statuses/116438889626434607Mon, 20 Apr 2026 20:20:55 GMT