<![CDATA[Thanks printer, that cheered me up]]>Thanks printer, that cheered me up

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/4eaa5adb-e7d5-43f6-be8d-79d98892620b/thanks-printer-that-cheered-me-upRSS for NodeThu, 14 May 2026 01:44:12 GMTFri, 08 May 2026 10:00:06 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Thanks printer, that cheered me up on Sat, 09 May 2026 08:06:24 GMT]]>@Natasha_Jay How many extra lives can you earn by completing this level?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/hans_zelf/statuses/116543585285325499https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/hans_zelf/statuses/116543585285325499Sat, 09 May 2026 08:06:24 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Thanks printer, that cheered me up on Sat, 09 May 2026 03:05:32 GMT]]>@OlivierGuinart @Natasha_Jay @briankrebs There it is!

“No, don’t do it, printer!”
“F* you! no cyan!”

It’s tantamount to Shakespeare.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/ruffin/statuses/116542402244328365https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/ruffin/statuses/116542402244328365Sat, 09 May 2026 03:05:32 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Thanks printer, that cheered me up on Fri, 08 May 2026 21:58:18 GMT]]>@Natasha_Jay
Nice printer 🤪

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mamot.fr/users/pulsation/statuses/116541194155158593https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mamot.fr/users/pulsation/statuses/116541194155158593Fri, 08 May 2026 21:58:18 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Thanks printer, that cheered me up on Fri, 08 May 2026 21:49:32 GMT]]>@Natasha_Jay
Replace cyan soon
Empty drums whisper softly
Life almost over

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/bencurthoys/statuses/116541159683609653https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/bencurthoys/statuses/116541159683609653Fri, 08 May 2026 21:49:32 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Thanks printer, that cheered me up on Fri, 08 May 2026 20:42:01 GMT]]>@Natasha_Jay My HP laser has been warning that the toner is low. For the last three years. That thing is probably functionally immortal.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://twit.social/users/davidbcohen/statuses/116540894198530615https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://twit.social/users/davidbcohen/statuses/116540894198530615Fri, 08 May 2026 20:42:01 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Thanks printer, that cheered me up on Fri, 08 May 2026 20:20:45 GMT]]>@Natasha_Jay You've cracked the code for the tech bros who want immortality - instead of Ivermectin, they can shoot bright blue toner into their bums!! So much easier and great quantities at hand...

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/ienvision/statuses/116540810550640733https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/ienvision/statuses/116540810550640733Fri, 08 May 2026 20:20:45 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Thanks printer, that cheered me up on Fri, 08 May 2026 20:18:38 GMT]]>@Natasha_Jay @briankrebs

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.world/users/OlivierGuinart/statuses/116540802217620455https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.world/users/OlivierGuinart/statuses/116540802217620455Fri, 08 May 2026 20:18:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Thanks printer, that cheered me up on Fri, 08 May 2026 19:43:29 GMT]]>@Natasha_Jay on the other hand do you think if you feed it enough text it will achieve AGI, or at least turn into Marvin the Paranoid Android?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.linux.pizza/users/marjolica/statuses/116540663998887480https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.linux.pizza/users/marjolica/statuses/116540663998887480Fri, 08 May 2026 19:43:29 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Thanks printer, that cheered me up on Fri, 08 May 2026 19:23:02 GMT]]>@seindal @Natasha_Jay
I don’t know but Magenta exists only in the mind.
https://colorsift.com/articles/magenta-color-doesnt-exist-design-secret-weapon

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/JoBlakely/statuses/116540583610125987https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/JoBlakely/statuses/116540583610125987Fri, 08 May 2026 19:23:02 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Thanks printer, that cheered me up on Fri, 08 May 2026 19:18:49 GMT]]>@donutage @Natasha_Jay

But a most honest, authentic one.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/ricardoharvin/statuses/116540567057386405https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/ricardoharvin/statuses/116540567057386405Fri, 08 May 2026 19:18:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Thanks printer, that cheered me up on Fri, 08 May 2026 19:18:08 GMT]]>@Natasha_Jay Finally!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/ricardoharvin/statuses/116540564372364649https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/ricardoharvin/statuses/116540564372364649Fri, 08 May 2026 19:18:08 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Thanks printer, that cheered me up on Fri, 08 May 2026 18:14:26 GMT]]>@De_Minimis @Natasha_Jay
This is what our throwaway culture drives us to do

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sociale.network/users/oKolobos/statuses/116540313842202093https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sociale.network/users/oKolobos/statuses/116540313842202093Fri, 08 May 2026 18:14:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Thanks printer, that cheered me up on Fri, 08 May 2026 18:12:05 GMT]]>@Natasha_Jay Meanwhile, the printer:

"This is the end, you know
Lady, the plans we had went all wrong
We ain′t nothing but fight and shout and tears"

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://manitu.social/users/felsqualle/statuses/116540304638984932https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://manitu.social/users/felsqualle/statuses/116540304638984932Fri, 08 May 2026 18:12:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Thanks printer, that cheered me up on Fri, 08 May 2026 17:47:57 GMT]]>@Natasha_Jay I feel like that's a message directed personally at me. "cyan" is the first letter of my first name and then my maiden last name.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/cstephens2/statuses/116540209739277158https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/cstephens2/statuses/116540209739277158Fri, 08 May 2026 17:47:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Thanks printer, that cheered me up on Fri, 08 May 2026 17:09:22 GMT]]>@Natasha_Jay That’s hella disturbing.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.goblackcat.com/ap/users/116529869584389109/statuses/116540058027315040https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.goblackcat.com/ap/users/116529869584389109/statuses/116540058027315040Fri, 08 May 2026 17:09:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Thanks printer, that cheered me up on Fri, 08 May 2026 16:56:34 GMT]]>@Natasha_Jay Blossom petals fall
Replace cyan toner soon
Life almost over

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://toque.town/users/rgsteele/statuses/116540007706650089https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://toque.town/users/rgsteele/statuses/116540007706650089Fri, 08 May 2026 16:56:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Thanks printer, that cheered me up on Fri, 08 May 2026 16:35:06 GMT]]>@Natasha_Jay

Is there a life after cyan?

This question, which has haunted humanity since the first rainbow, might finally have an answer.

You won't believe who solved it?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.uno/users/seindal/statuses/116539923269747779https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.uno/users/seindal/statuses/116539923269747779Fri, 08 May 2026 16:35:06 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Thanks printer, that cheered me up on Fri, 08 May 2026 16:27:54 GMT]]>@Natasha_Jay

PC LOAD DISPAIR 😟

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/simonzerafa/statuses/116539894972022911https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/simonzerafa/statuses/116539894972022911Fri, 08 May 2026 16:27:54 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Thanks printer, that cheered me up on Fri, 08 May 2026 16:27:29 GMT]]>@prex @Natasha_Jay

Replace the toner? No?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/glitzersachen/statuses/116539893308829855https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/glitzersachen/statuses/116539893308829855Fri, 08 May 2026 16:27:29 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Thanks printer, that cheered me up on Fri, 08 May 2026 16:24:04 GMT]]>@oKolobos @Natasha_Jay
I guess, breathing in too much cyan toner could be a contributing factor.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://muenchen.social/users/godot/statuses/116539879872122099https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://muenchen.social/users/godot/statuses/116539879872122099Fri, 08 May 2026 16:24:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Thanks printer, that cheered me up on Fri, 08 May 2026 16:22:18 GMT]]>@Natasha_Jay Once about 15 years ago, I found a "Waiting to Expire" sticker in a (abandoned) IT machine room where the backup tapes were kept on a shelf, and I relocated that sticker to my office desk (when I had an office desk).

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/jab01701mid/statuses/116539872922601444https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/jab01701mid/statuses/116539872922601444Fri, 08 May 2026 16:22:18 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Thanks printer, that cheered me up on Fri, 08 May 2026 16:16:56 GMT]]>@Natasha_Jay Were you too depressed to press the doomscrolling button?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://c.im/users/numodular/statuses/116539851865772669https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://c.im/users/numodular/statuses/116539851865772669Fri, 08 May 2026 16:16:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Thanks printer, that cheered me up on Fri, 08 May 2026 16:08:39 GMT]]>@Natasha_Jay Like cyan toner, this too shall pass.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/sundew/statuses/116539819256514053https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/sundew/statuses/116539819256514053Fri, 08 May 2026 16:08:39 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Thanks printer, that cheered me up on Fri, 08 May 2026 16:07:28 GMT]]>@Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt

LOL, I find that funny, so it would cheer me up!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sharkey.world/notes/am0oaeiqnn3z000bhttps://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sharkey.world/notes/am0oaeiqnn3z000bFri, 08 May 2026 16:07:28 GMT