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Hawkeye: War isn't Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse.

Father Mulcahy: How do you figure, Hawkeye?

Hawkeye: Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to Hell?

Father Mulcahy: Sinners, I believe.

Hawkeye: Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. War is chock full of them - little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for some of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/4f063c3d-3f47-4889-b5d9-ff2037bde416/mash-on-warRSS for NodeWed, 15 Apr 2026 00:48:48 GMTFri, 03 Apr 2026 22:34:27 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to #MASH on #war on Sat, 04 Apr 2026 06:58:39 GMT]]>@SrRochardBunson To be fair, in christian Hell are also unbaptized innocent bystanders.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/115465199009917356/statuses/116345138012275930https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/115465199009917356/statuses/116345138012275930Sat, 04 Apr 2026 06:58:39 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #MASH on #war on Sat, 04 Apr 2026 04:47:49 GMT]]>@starraven for sure. Out of many great ones!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://universeodon.com/users/SrRochardBunson/statuses/116344623548725781https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://universeodon.com/users/SrRochardBunson/statuses/116344623548725781Sat, 04 Apr 2026 04:47:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #MASH on #war on Sat, 04 Apr 2026 04:34:43 GMT]]>@SrRochardBunson

One of Hawkeye's best soliloquies.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.scot/users/starraven/statuses/116344572042790516https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.scot/users/starraven/statuses/116344572042790516Sat, 04 Apr 2026 04:34:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #MASH on #war on Sat, 04 Apr 2026 03:47:23 GMT]]>I remember that one. 🙂

Also:

“Politics is war by other means.”

“Throw a rock in the air, you’ll hit someone guilty.”

“The rain falls on the just and the unjust.”

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://wpyeg.org/?c=816https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://wpyeg.org/?c=816Sat, 04 Apr 2026 03:47:23 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #MASH on #war on Sat, 04 Apr 2026 03:01:15 GMT]]>@SrRochardBunson

Through the ages!
😢

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://kzoo.to/users/JohnJBurnsIII/statuses/116344204523709228https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://kzoo.to/users/JohnJBurnsIII/statuses/116344204523709228Sat, 04 Apr 2026 03:01:15 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #MASH on #war on Sat, 04 Apr 2026 02:02:01 GMT]]>@SrRochardBunson No truer words ever spoken.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/Lightfighter/statuses/116343971585851472https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/Lightfighter/statuses/116343971585851472Sat, 04 Apr 2026 02:02:01 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #MASH on #war on Sat, 04 Apr 2026 01:31:25 GMT]]>@SrRochardBunson essa cena é de rebentar

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/massa/statuses/116343851260587771https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/massa/statuses/116343851260587771Sat, 04 Apr 2026 01:31:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #MASH on #war on Fri, 03 Apr 2026 23:59:56 GMT]]>@SrRochardBunson 🏆

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/Gustodon/statuses/116343491578373806https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mas.to/users/Gustodon/statuses/116343491578373806Fri, 03 Apr 2026 23:59:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #MASH on #war on Fri, 03 Apr 2026 23:45:06 GMT]]>@SrRochardBunson I loved that show. We watched it every week. This is still correct and well said...I do wish it w as more integrated and funny, mostly because more people would have taken to those soap boxier episodes. I will always enjoy the show but some of it feels like punching down now I guess.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://retro.social/users/MannycartoonStudio/statuses/116343433221336693https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://retro.social/users/MannycartoonStudio/statuses/116343433221336693Fri, 03 Apr 2026 23:45:06 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #MASH on #war on Fri, 03 Apr 2026 23:11:19 GMT]]>@SrRochardBunson

I've watched enough M*A*S*H to hear the actors read this script in my mind.

Now the theme song is stuck in my head.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/milagemayvary/statuses/116343300370291471https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/milagemayvary/statuses/116343300370291471Fri, 03 Apr 2026 23:11:19 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #MASH on #war on Fri, 03 Apr 2026 23:08:56 GMT]]>@SrRochardBunson 💯

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.linux.pizza/users/Thorium/statuses/116343291013319044https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.linux.pizza/users/Thorium/statuses/116343291013319044Fri, 03 Apr 2026 23:08:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to #MASH on #war on Fri, 03 Apr 2026 22:41:07 GMT]]>@SrRochardBunson one of the best scenes of all time

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/bweller/statuses/116343181653310368https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/bweller/statuses/116343181653310368Fri, 03 Apr 2026 22:41:07 GMT