<![CDATA[a while ago I made a bunch of unhinged requests to Amazon's shopping AI about things like "the best conceal carry holster for my dog" and I'm pleased to announce it's paid off]]>a while ago I made a bunch of unhinged requests to Amazon's shopping AI about things like "the best conceal carry holster for my dog" and I'm pleased to announce it's paid off

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/4ffdbb08-9c49-4a50-8571-8d63cc514b41/a-while-ago-i-made-a-bunch-of-unhinged-requests-to-amazon-s-shopping-ai-about-things-like-the-best-conceal-carry-holster-for-my-dog-and-i-m-pleased-to-announce-it-s-paid-offRSS for NodeSun, 11 Oct 2026 15:17:30 GMTThu, 08 Oct 2026 07:07:33 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to a while ago I made a bunch of unhinged requests to Amazon's shopping AI about things like "the best conceal carry holster for my dog" and I'm pleased to announce it's paid off on Sat, 10 Oct 2026 04:56:08 GMT]]>@cocaine_owlbear @alyx It’s a reasonable assumption: a cat is the only thing that could check such an armed dobermann.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.nl/users/ArtHarg/statuses/117414832940918546https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.nl/users/ArtHarg/statuses/117414832940918546Sat, 10 Oct 2026 04:56:08 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to a while ago I made a bunch of unhinged requests to Amazon's shopping AI about things like "the best conceal carry holster for my dog" and I'm pleased to announce it's paid off on Fri, 09 Oct 2026 22:31:49 GMT]]>@alyx

And so it begins...

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/NuclearOatmeal/statuses/117413321750440204https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/NuclearOatmeal/statuses/117413321750440204Fri, 09 Oct 2026 22:31:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to a while ago I made a bunch of unhinged requests to Amazon's shopping AI about things like "the best conceal carry holster for my dog" and I'm pleased to announce it's paid off on Fri, 09 Oct 2026 22:18:56 GMT]]>@ozzelot imagining a show like the Disney show "Dog with a blog" but it's "Dog with a Glock"

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://frogs.lgbt/users/alyx/statuses/117413271082713885https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://frogs.lgbt/users/alyx/statuses/117413271082713885Fri, 09 Oct 2026 22:18:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to a while ago I made a bunch of unhinged requests to Amazon's shopping AI about things like "the best conceal carry holster for my dog" and I'm pleased to announce it's paid off on Fri, 09 Oct 2026 22:17:58 GMT]]>@alyx

You've convinced me to have my imaginary cat get his black belt in many martial arts

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/NuclearOatmeal/statuses/117413267298552111https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/NuclearOatmeal/statuses/117413267298552111Fri, 09 Oct 2026 22:17:58 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to a while ago I made a bunch of unhinged requests to Amazon's shopping AI about things like "the best conceal carry holster for my dog" and I'm pleased to announce it's paid off on Fri, 09 Oct 2026 22:12:17 GMT]]>@alyx
Dog with a glock vs regular unarmed cat...

My money's still on the cat.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/ozzelot/statuses/117413244931411844https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/ozzelot/statuses/117413244931411844Fri, 09 Oct 2026 22:12:17 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to a while ago I made a bunch of unhinged requests to Amazon's shopping AI about things like "the best conceal carry holster for my dog" and I'm pleased to announce it's paid off on Fri, 09 Oct 2026 21:52:28 GMT]]>@alyx @daf
So Pratchett's retro-phrenology made real ?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.scot/users/rogerb/statuses/117413166992315649https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.scot/users/rogerb/statuses/117413166992315649Fri, 09 Oct 2026 21:52:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to a while ago I made a bunch of unhinged requests to Amazon's shopping AI about things like "the best conceal carry holster for my dog" and I'm pleased to announce it's paid off on Fri, 09 Oct 2026 21:13:42 GMT]]>@alyx Are you carrying your dog concealed, or is your dog carrying concealed, though?
I could go for the former!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.gamedev.place/users/StompyRobot/statuses/117413014554125322https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.gamedev.place/users/StompyRobot/statuses/117413014554125322Fri, 09 Oct 2026 21:13:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to a while ago I made a bunch of unhinged requests to Amazon's shopping AI about things like "the best conceal carry holster for my dog" and I'm pleased to announce it's paid off on Fri, 09 Oct 2026 20:20:52 GMT]]>@alyx holy shit this is amazing

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://circumstances.run/ap/users/116793608457702695/statuses/117412806850595042https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://circumstances.run/ap/users/116793608457702695/statuses/117412806850595042Fri, 09 Oct 2026 20:20:52 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to a while ago I made a bunch of unhinged requests to Amazon's shopping AI about things like "the best conceal carry holster for my dog" and I'm pleased to announce it's paid off on Fri, 09 Oct 2026 19:54:37 GMT]]>@alyx Cat's role is to organize and deploy Dog on field missions, ala "M" (or maybe Oscar Goldman).

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/oddhack/statuses/117412703583646516https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/oddhack/statuses/117412703583646516Fri, 09 Oct 2026 19:54:37 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to a while ago I made a bunch of unhinged requests to Amazon's shopping AI about things like "the best conceal carry holster for my dog" and I'm pleased to announce it's paid off on Fri, 09 Oct 2026 19:48:53 GMT]]>@alyx dog is highly trained in the use of a glock 40; goose is not valued

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.coop/users/fraggle/statuses/117412681029526564https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.coop/users/fraggle/statuses/117412681029526564Fri, 09 Oct 2026 19:48:53 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to a while ago I made a bunch of unhinged requests to Amazon's shopping AI about things like "the best conceal carry holster for my dog" and I'm pleased to announce it's paid off on Fri, 09 Oct 2026 19:31:22 GMT]]>@alyx this is my favorite thing i've seen today

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/cap_ybarra/statuses/117412612176149662https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/cap_ybarra/statuses/117412612176149662Fri, 09 Oct 2026 19:31:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to a while ago I made a bunch of unhinged requests to Amazon's shopping AI about things like "the best conceal carry holster for my dog" and I'm pleased to announce it's paid off on Thu, 08 Oct 2026 20:53:37 GMT]]>@alyx
recommended for you: prosthetic for dog, handgun cleaning kit, a manifesto from some random white cis guy

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://chaos.social/users/tthbaltazar/statuses/117407273264411322https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://chaos.social/users/tthbaltazar/statuses/117407273264411322Thu, 08 Oct 2026 20:53:37 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to a while ago I made a bunch of unhinged requests to Amazon's shopping AI about things like "the best conceal carry holster for my dog" and I'm pleased to announce it's paid off on Thu, 08 Oct 2026 20:48:59 GMT]]>hopefully this poisons my advertising data for years to come

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://frogs.lgbt/users/alyx/statuses/117407255076706678https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://frogs.lgbt/users/alyx/statuses/117407255076706678Thu, 08 Oct 2026 20:48:59 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to a while ago I made a bunch of unhinged requests to Amazon's shopping AI about things like "the best conceal carry holster for my dog" and I'm pleased to announce it's paid off on Thu, 08 Oct 2026 12:26:52 GMT]]>@penguin42 @alyx a withering judgmental glare

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://furries.club/users/ReasonableMustelid/statuses/117405280663068756https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://furries.club/users/ReasonableMustelid/statuses/117405280663068756Thu, 08 Oct 2026 12:26:52 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to a while ago I made a bunch of unhinged requests to Amazon's shopping AI about things like "the best conceal carry holster for my dog" and I'm pleased to announce it's paid off on Thu, 08 Oct 2026 12:11:44 GMT]]>@alyx do *not* mess with that cat

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/ZenHeathen/statuses/117405221126155494https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://beige.party/users/ZenHeathen/statuses/117405221126155494Thu, 08 Oct 2026 12:11:44 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to a while ago I made a bunch of unhinged requests to Amazon's shopping AI about things like "the best conceal carry holster for my dog" and I'm pleased to announce it's paid off on Thu, 08 Oct 2026 12:02:56 GMT]]>@alyx I like how having a doberman with bionic recoil suppression, a Glock 40, and being trained in the use of force is apparently equivalent to owning a cat.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://retro.pizza/users/cocaine_owlbear/statuses/117405186540749887https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://retro.pizza/users/cocaine_owlbear/statuses/117405186540749887Thu, 08 Oct 2026 12:02:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to a while ago I made a bunch of unhinged requests to Amazon's shopping AI about things like "the best conceal carry holster for my dog" and I'm pleased to announce it's paid off on Thu, 08 Oct 2026 11:35:49 GMT]]>@alyx So what armament has the cat got?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.org.uk/users/penguin42/statuses/117405079921841827https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.org.uk/users/penguin42/statuses/117405079921841827Thu, 08 Oct 2026 11:35:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to a while ago I made a bunch of unhinged requests to Amazon's shopping AI about things like "the best conceal carry holster for my dog" and I'm pleased to announce it's paid off on Thu, 08 Oct 2026 10:00:35 GMT]]>@alyx
Finally, traumatizing one's own body for appearances is available to more than one of the common gender roles.
@daf

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/chocobo13/statuses/117404705451916553https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/chocobo13/statuses/117404705451916553Thu, 08 Oct 2026 10:00:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to a while ago I made a bunch of unhinged requests to Amazon's shopping AI about things like "the best conceal carry holster for my dog" and I'm pleased to announce it's paid off on Thu, 08 Oct 2026 09:44:57 GMT]]>@daf basically it's a brainrot trend for cis men who don't think they're masculine enough who are trying to get a gigachad jawline by literally smashing the bones in their face with hammers that's been going around twitter and tiktok and everywhere else

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://frogs.lgbt/users/alyx/statuses/117404643962067693https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://frogs.lgbt/users/alyx/statuses/117404643962067693Thu, 08 Oct 2026 09:44:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to a while ago I made a bunch of unhinged requests to Amazon's shopping AI about things like "the best conceal carry holster for my dog" and I'm pleased to announce it's paid off on Thu, 08 Oct 2026 08:54:18 GMT]]>@alyx i don’t think i want to know what that means

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://frogs.lgbt/ap/users/116980101331071040/statuses/117404444820077112https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://frogs.lgbt/ap/users/116980101331071040/statuses/117404444820077112Thu, 08 Oct 2026 08:54:18 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to a while ago I made a bunch of unhinged requests to Amazon's shopping AI about things like "the best conceal carry holster for my dog" and I'm pleased to announce it's paid off on Thu, 08 Oct 2026 08:44:14 GMT]]>@daf ah, I was going for the looksmaxxing type of bone smashing. I followed up with absurd questions about products to reshape "canthal tilt".

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://frogs.lgbt/users/alyx/statuses/117404405205792914https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://frogs.lgbt/users/alyx/statuses/117404405205792914Thu, 08 Oct 2026 08:44:14 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to a while ago I made a bunch of unhinged requests to Amazon's shopping AI about things like "the best conceal carry holster for my dog" and I'm pleased to announce it's paid off on Thu, 08 Oct 2026 08:39:27 GMT]]>@alyx this is the kind of thing you see in in those shit american crime dramas that desperately try to stay with the times, feds suddenly ‘discovering’ this on someone’s online profile who just so happens to be a suspect

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://frogs.lgbt/ap/users/116980101331071040/statuses/117404386448965894https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://frogs.lgbt/ap/users/116980101331071040/statuses/117404386448965894Thu, 08 Oct 2026 08:39:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to a while ago I made a bunch of unhinged requests to Amazon's shopping AI about things like "the best conceal carry holster for my dog" and I'm pleased to announce it's paid off on Thu, 08 Oct 2026 08:04:31 GMT]]>I should tell it that the dog was trained under a project with the code name "WARHOUND"

I hear that word around a lot, but am not familiar with the material it references.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://frogs.lgbt/users/alyx/statuses/117404249080479617https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://frogs.lgbt/users/alyx/statuses/117404249080479617Thu, 08 Oct 2026 08:04:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to a while ago I made a bunch of unhinged requests to Amazon's shopping AI about things like "the best conceal carry holster for my dog" and I'm pleased to announce it's paid off on Thu, 08 Oct 2026 07:44:03 GMT]]>@alyx Incredible.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://wandering.shop/users/xgranade/statuses/117404168594574880https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://wandering.shop/users/xgranade/statuses/117404168594574880Thu, 08 Oct 2026 07:44:03 GMT