<![CDATA[This post did not contain any content.]]>This post did not contain any content.]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/533b0a95-c0c6-49b1-8993-294472ae1a08/this-post-did-not-contain-any-content.RSS for NodeThu, 11 Jun 2026 20:57:38 GMTMon, 08 Jun 2026 20:01:05 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to This post did not contain any content. on Tue, 09 Jun 2026 13:32:16 GMT]]>@seanbala @BoydStephenSmithJr @rbmath @niavy @cmconseils @pluralistic

Talkie Toaster was a warning, not a blueprint.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://dice.camp/users/DragonBard/statuses/116720398260545111https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://dice.camp/users/DragonBard/statuses/116720398260545111Tue, 09 Jun 2026 13:32:16 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This post did not contain any content. on Tue, 09 Jun 2026 13:16:09 GMT]]>@punissuer @cmconseils @pluralistic

Seeing this after the @WIRED piece on the Ocean owners organizing over right to repair was doubly hilarious

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/ChrisAintMarchin/statuses/116720334876329395https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/ChrisAintMarchin/statuses/116720334876329395Tue, 09 Jun 2026 13:16:09 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This post did not contain any content. on Tue, 09 Jun 2026 12:34:55 GMT]]>@cmconseils sure, breakfast is delayed a bit, but Toaster OS 16.3 can do toast with rounded corners. It's epic!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/ottaross/statuses/116720172732876378https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/ottaross/statuses/116720172732876378Tue, 09 Jun 2026 12:34:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This post did not contain any content. on Tue, 09 Jun 2026 09:18:50 GMT]]>@EvelineSulman @cmconseils
After working on smart home and smart city technology for twenty years, I won’t have any such technology in my house. I know just how shirty and insecure most ‘smart’ products are.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/KimSJ/statuses/116719401740511599https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/KimSJ/statuses/116719401740511599Tue, 09 Jun 2026 09:18:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This post did not contain any content. on Tue, 09 Jun 2026 08:04:49 GMT]]>@cmconseils

this type of toaster doesn't have that problem 😂

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.top/users/RainbowFrog/statuses/116719110663294538https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.top/users/RainbowFrog/statuses/116719110663294538Tue, 09 Jun 2026 08:04:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This post did not contain any content. on Tue, 09 Jun 2026 07:50:30 GMT]]>@cmconseils

https://www.wmf.com/de/de/wmf-lono-glas-toaster-3200000437.html

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://troet.cafe/users/hap/statuses/116719054374016096https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://troet.cafe/users/hap/statuses/116719054374016096Tue, 09 Jun 2026 07:50:30 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This post did not contain any content. on Tue, 09 Jun 2026 07:42:43 GMT]]>@cmconseils Buys shitty appliace that advertises being shitty.

...

Appliance is shitty.

...

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://witter.cz/users/vonxylofon/statuses/116719023753008451https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://witter.cz/users/vonxylofon/statuses/116719023753008451Tue, 09 Jun 2026 07:42:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This post did not contain any content. on Tue, 09 Jun 2026 07:25:29 GMT]]>@cmconseils unauthorised bread detected. Brand violation code 403. Please remove bread and insert sponsor bread only.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.gamedev.place/users/fabs/statuses/116718956028176998https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.gamedev.place/users/fabs/statuses/116718956028176998Tue, 09 Jun 2026 07:25:29 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This post did not contain any content. on Tue, 09 Jun 2026 07:17:54 GMT]]>@cmconseils What a time to be alive!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.five-magics.net/ap/users/116630025971961557/statuses/116718926194111866https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.five-magics.net/ap/users/116630025971961557/statuses/116718926194111866Tue, 09 Jun 2026 07:17:54 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This post did not contain any content. on Tue, 09 Jun 2026 07:10:58 GMT]]>@cmconseils toasters were originally invented to encourage people to use more electricity. instead of just heating their pans on gas stoves (which didnt need any electricity used), now people would spend kilowatts instead. now they ara building touchscreen into toasters so people use more useless it products so people who make these useless it products are paid and companies get income
people didn't need toasters to heat up their bread. people don't need smart electronics and touchscreens in their toasters. capitalism is so fucked up

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.ralen.top/users/ralen/statuses/01KTNKGQ6H5QSEA6WB563DZ3CBhttps://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.ralen.top/users/ralen/statuses/01KTNKGQ6H5QSEA6WB563DZ3CBTue, 09 Jun 2026 07:10:58 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This post did not contain any content. on Tue, 09 Jun 2026 07:04:45 GMT]]>@artnacrea @cmconseils

The toaster in the house I rented from around 2002 said ‘microprocessor controlled’ on the side. We joked that the microprocessor sat in a loop sending the signal to keep the bread locked down and the bread was assumed to be cooked once it suffered thermal failure and stopped sending the signal. It was about as reliable as if that had been the case.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/david_chisnall/statuses/116718874521369598https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/david_chisnall/statuses/116718874521369598Tue, 09 Jun 2026 07:04:45 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This post did not contain any content. on Tue, 09 Jun 2026 07:02:11 GMT]]>@cmconseils

Toaster ovens do, but toasters have heating elements very close to the bread and on both sides. They rely on having a reflective surface on the other side of the elements to reflect all of the heat back. If you made this glass, you wouldn’t be able to see very well because there would be a bright heater between you and the bread, and you’d lose efficiency. That means the only place you could make a window is the end, and that would give you less visibility than just looking in at the top.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/david_chisnall/statuses/116718864374860752https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/david_chisnall/statuses/116718864374860752Tue, 09 Jun 2026 07:02:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This post did not contain any content. on Tue, 09 Jun 2026 06:56:41 GMT]]>@cmconseils this is why I de-smarted my smart new house a couple of years ago...

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://akademienl.social/users/EvelineSulman/statuses/116718842745771477https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://akademienl.social/users/EvelineSulman/statuses/116718842745771477Tue, 09 Jun 2026 06:56:41 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This post did not contain any content. on Tue, 09 Jun 2026 06:50:41 GMT]]>@illegaldaydream @cmconseils

Nice SGI workstation there.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.green/users/alpinegreg/statuses/116718819213020024https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.green/users/alpinegreg/statuses/116718819213020024Tue, 09 Jun 2026 06:50:41 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This post did not contain any content. on Tue, 09 Jun 2026 06:34:54 GMT]]>@cmconseils I almost had no quesidilas to serve at a friends place yesterday because their oven needed a software update. 😑🔫

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://toot.re/users/lucp/statuses/116718757133886866https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://toot.re/users/lucp/statuses/116718757133886866Tue, 09 Jun 2026 06:34:54 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This post did not contain any content. on Tue, 09 Jun 2026 06:09:27 GMT]]>@honze_net @cmconseils (or a new one, i came to whisper)

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://neopaquita.es/users/Pablo_Masegoso/statuses/116718657056732690https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://neopaquita.es/users/Pablo_Masegoso/statuses/116718657056732690Tue, 09 Jun 2026 06:09:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This post did not contain any content. on Tue, 09 Jun 2026 05:55:51 GMT]]>@briankrebs@infosec.exchange @cmconseils@mastodon.social For tracking your activities. it makes it easier for the bigtech to control your minions, without you noticing it... and you are even paying them for it 😕

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://freyjas.org/notes/an9sj4gcy11o03d8https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://freyjas.org/notes/an9sj4gcy11o03d8Tue, 09 Jun 2026 05:55:51 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This post did not contain any content. on Tue, 09 Jun 2026 05:35:29 GMT]]>@punissuer @cmconseils @pluralistic there it is. I scrolled for such a comment of Unauthorized Bread

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.tchncs.de/users/ppxl/statuses/116718523496748668https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.tchncs.de/users/ppxl/statuses/116718523496748668Tue, 09 Jun 2026 05:35:29 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This post did not contain any content. on Tue, 09 Jun 2026 05:31:58 GMT]]>@cmconseils
Shouldn't have used unauthorized bread

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://kolektiva.social/users/Audr3y/statuses/116718509656966036https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://kolektiva.social/users/Audr3y/statuses/116718509656966036Tue, 09 Jun 2026 05:31:58 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This post did not contain any content. on Tue, 09 Jun 2026 05:25:42 GMT]]>@cmconseils
- Why is the toaster connected to the Internet?
- To receive security updates.
- Why does a toaster need security updates?!
- Because it is exposed to the Internet.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/bontchev/statuses/116718484998593770https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/bontchev/statuses/116718484998593770Tue, 09 Jun 2026 05:25:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This post did not contain any content. on Tue, 09 Jun 2026 05:23:32 GMT]]>@Sector9 @cmconseils I can't, it doesn't have seeds.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/koh_kun/statuses/116718476519694169https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/koh_kun/statuses/116718476519694169Tue, 09 Jun 2026 05:23:32 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This post did not contain any content. on Tue, 09 Jun 2026 05:03:28 GMT]]>@cmconseils I want Linux in my toaster, too, but not like this...

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://kolektiva.social/users/illegaldaydream/statuses/116718397575585743https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://kolektiva.social/users/illegaldaydream/statuses/116718397575585743Tue, 09 Jun 2026 05:03:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This post did not contain any content. on Tue, 09 Jun 2026 03:41:15 GMT]]>@cmconseils
Camping toaster.
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61nW39E7EmL.jpg

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Sector9/statuses/116718074303987436https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Sector9/statuses/116718074303987436Tue, 09 Jun 2026 03:41:15 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This post did not contain any content. on Tue, 09 Jun 2026 03:29:55 GMT]]>@koh_kun @cmconseils

You wouldn't download a Panini would you?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Sector9/statuses/116718029716867282https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Sector9/statuses/116718029716867282Tue, 09 Jun 2026 03:29:55 GMT