<![CDATA[If a baguette could move, how would it move?]]>If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
(this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/53c600e9-585f-43ab-999e-e4174ee1e66f/if-a-baguette-could-move-how-would-it-moveRSS for NodeSat, 05 Sep 2026 16:20:16 GMTThu, 03 Sep 2026 12:38:01 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to If a baguette could move, how would it move? on Fri, 04 Sep 2026 12:45:46 GMT]]>@sheepfilms I'm going to say 4, but 2 if the baguette is in a hurry. 8 is delightful but I'm almost certain no baguette has a spine and I think one would be necessary for that

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/radicalabacus/statuses/117212836414227559https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/radicalabacus/statuses/117212836414227559Fri, 04 Sep 2026 12:45:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If a baguette could move, how would it move? on Fri, 04 Sep 2026 12:40:37 GMT]]>@sheepfilms @leonieke 3, because all the other ones imply that it is a soggy baguette, and nobody wants a soggy baguette.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/nerdd/statuses/117212816160123569https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/nerdd/statuses/117212816160123569Fri, 04 Sep 2026 12:40:37 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If a baguette could move, how would it move? on Fri, 04 Sep 2026 12:33:46 GMT]]>@sheepfilms I misread that as battleguette and now it needs armor and tracks ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/hiway/statuses/117212789214471285https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/hiway/statuses/117212789214471285Fri, 04 Sep 2026 12:33:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If a baguette could move, how would it move? on Fri, 04 Sep 2026 09:40:10 GMT]]>@sheepfilms I wonโ€™t eat any of those "baguette".

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://piaille.fr/users/CypherSephiroth/statuses/117212106610750171https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://piaille.fr/users/CypherSephiroth/statuses/117212106610750171Fri, 04 Sep 2026 09:40:10 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If a baguette could move, how would it move? on Fri, 04 Sep 2026 08:43:50 GMT]]>I'll pick 2-nd fighter, cause it's cool ๐Ÿ˜Ž

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/wannabe_alarmist/statuses/117211885135539823https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/wannabe_alarmist/statuses/117211885135539823Fri, 04 Sep 2026 08:43:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If a baguette could move, how would it move? on Fri, 04 Sep 2026 07:33:18 GMT]]>@sheepfilms 5 is the more relevant to the "toast allways fall on the jam side"

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hostux.social/users/tadc47/statuses/117211607786494011https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hostux.social/users/tadc47/statuses/117211607786494011Fri, 04 Sep 2026 07:33:18 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If a baguette could move, how would it move? on Fri, 04 Sep 2026 07:33:15 GMT]]>@sheepfilms Still 3!
or 5 if it's hill or tired ๐Ÿ˜›

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://framapiaf.org/users/Nomys_Tempar/statuses/117211607567925745https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://framapiaf.org/users/Nomys_Tempar/statuses/117211607567925745Fri, 04 Sep 2026 07:33:15 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If a baguette could move, how would it move? on Fri, 04 Sep 2026 07:31:56 GMT]]>@sheepfilms 3 for me, it's more... impressive!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://framapiaf.org/users/Nomys_Tempar/statuses/117211602390558784https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://framapiaf.org/users/Nomys_Tempar/statuses/117211602390558784Fri, 04 Sep 2026 07:31:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If a baguette could move, how would it move? on Fri, 04 Sep 2026 06:44:54 GMT]]>@sheepfilms Oh my god... I think 5 personally since that seems like it's meet the least resistance but these are all excellent and vaguely threatening hahaha

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://maestoso.org/ap/users/116639565461987040/statuses/117211417414217714https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://maestoso.org/ap/users/116639565461987040/statuses/117211417414217714Fri, 04 Sep 2026 06:44:54 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If a baguette could move, how would it move? on Fri, 04 Sep 2026 06:36:01 GMT]]>@sheepfilms Spontaneously I'd imagine it hops on its point.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://eldritch.cafe/users/PeryleneBleu/statuses/117211382499684239https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://eldritch.cafe/users/PeryleneBleu/statuses/117211382499684239Fri, 04 Sep 2026 06:36:01 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If a baguette could move, how would it move? on Fri, 04 Sep 2026 06:32:34 GMT]]>@sheepfilms

definitely 3 for a cooked enough baguette. If it can warp, it means the crust is not rigid enough

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://pouet.chapril.org/users/R1Rail/statuses/117211368946352254https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://pouet.chapril.org/users/R1Rail/statuses/117211368946352254Fri, 04 Sep 2026 06:32:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If a baguette could move, how would it move? on Fri, 04 Sep 2026 04:31:13 GMT]]>@sheepfilms 5, of course.

From personal experience.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/bluebabbler/statuses/117210891791420958https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/bluebabbler/statuses/117210891791420958Fri, 04 Sep 2026 04:31:13 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If a baguette could move, how would it move? on Fri, 04 Sep 2026 00:33:09 GMT]]>@sheepfilms
F

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mathstodon.xyz/users/SvenGeier/statuses/117209955686391404https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mathstodon.xyz/users/SvenGeier/statuses/117209955686391404Fri, 04 Sep 2026 00:33:09 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If a baguette could move, how would it move? on Fri, 04 Sep 2026 00:27:19 GMT]]>@sheepfilms 3

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://det.social/users/brezy/statuses/117209932730868853https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://det.social/users/brezy/statuses/117209932730868853Fri, 04 Sep 2026 00:27:19 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If a baguette could move, how would it move? on Thu, 03 Sep 2026 23:43:09 GMT]]>@sheepfilms
1 or 5.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://topspicy.social/users/ddlyh/statuses/117209759058404291https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://topspicy.social/users/ddlyh/statuses/117209759058404291Thu, 03 Sep 2026 23:43:09 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If a baguette could move, how would it move? on Thu, 03 Sep 2026 22:55:47 GMT]]>@sheepfilms based on the skelatol structure and physics, I'm going with 1.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/RueNahcMohr/statuses/117209572826812619https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/RueNahcMohr/statuses/117209572826812619Thu, 03 Sep 2026 22:55:47 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If a baguette could move, how would it move? on Thu, 03 Sep 2026 21:12:07 GMT]]>@sheepfilms very slowly and carefully because it's a pain

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/Pionir/statuses/117209165179490578https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.online/users/Pionir/statuses/117209165179490578Thu, 03 Sep 2026 21:12:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If a baguette could move, how would it move? on Thu, 03 Sep 2026 21:11:37 GMT]]>@sheepfilms
5 real world baguette windy
6 cooked animated by magic dubiously sentient
7 cane for an invisible goblin? or underwater motion unsure
8 alive unbaked preys on little sentient mouse shaped blocks of cheese

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://eldritch.cafe/users/Nat/statuses/117209163219338104https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://eldritch.cafe/users/Nat/statuses/117209163219338104Thu, 03 Sep 2026 21:11:37 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If a baguette could move, how would it move? on Thu, 03 Sep 2026 21:07:48 GMT]]>@sheepfilms can't really chose but i can give my interpretation of each
1 alive, not baked
2 cartoony setting got scared of a bread cutter alive(?)
3 baked, animated by magic not sentient
4 unbaked animated by magic dubously sentient

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://eldritch.cafe/users/Nat/statuses/117209148198504620https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://eldritch.cafe/users/Nat/statuses/117209148198504620Thu, 03 Sep 2026 21:07:48 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If a baguette could move, how would it move? on Thu, 03 Sep 2026 20:39:07 GMT]]>@mauvedeity perfect.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/sheepfilms/statuses/117209035414684992https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/sheepfilms/statuses/117209035414684992Thu, 03 Sep 2026 20:39:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If a baguette could move, how would it move? on Thu, 03 Sep 2026 20:03:08 GMT]]>@sheepfilms I would have to say โ€œNaan of the aboveโ€, and my reasoning is just the pun.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/mauvedeity/statuses/117208893920274630https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/mauvedeity/statuses/117208893920274630Thu, 03 Sep 2026 20:03:08 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If a baguette could move, how would it move? on Thu, 03 Sep 2026 19:54:33 GMT]]>@sheepfilms
5 seems most likely
But I'd like to imagine that somewhere out there is a baguette moving like 6.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/roytoo/statuses/117208860147735042https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/roytoo/statuses/117208860147735042Thu, 03 Sep 2026 19:54:33 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If a baguette could move, how would it move? on Thu, 03 Sep 2026 18:28:56 GMT]]>@sheepfilms These are obviously farmed baguettes.

Wild ones can fly away with the gentlest breeze, thanks to their naturally hollow structure.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116472003697231454/statuses/117208523523114812https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116472003697231454/statuses/117208523523114812Thu, 03 Sep 2026 18:28:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to If a baguette could move, how would it move? on Thu, 03 Sep 2026 18:24:52 GMT]]>@sheepfilms 3 is the only answer. the rest look like soggy baguettes.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.vivaldi.net/users/rozodru/statuses/117208507485061045https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.vivaldi.net/users/rozodru/statuses/117208507485061045Thu, 03 Sep 2026 18:24:52 GMT