<![CDATA[“I should own every house and everyone should rent from me.]]>“I should own every house and everyone should rent from me. PS. I stole all the furniture.”

https://www.tomshardware.com/tech-industry/data-centers/openai-ceo-says-its-quite-terrible-for-your-pc-to-have-ram-sam-altman-says-data-centers-offer-better-utilization

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/552b7dee-af14-4bf2-bc38-5c0e6b47a369/i-should-own-every-house-and-everyone-should-rent-from-me.RSS for NodeTue, 03 Nov 2026 06:53:43 GMTSat, 31 Oct 2026 10:40:57 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to “I should own every house and everyone should rent from me. on Sat, 31 Oct 2026 14:22:43 GMT]]>@aral I think is quite terrible that he has all the money, the money would be better allocated in the hands of everyone else

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://rebel.ar/ap/users/116142845761035056/statuses/117535969328432392https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://rebel.ar/ap/users/116142845761035056/statuses/117535969328432392Sat, 31 Oct 2026 14:22:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to “I should own every house and everyone should rent from me. on Sat, 31 Oct 2026 14:18:24 GMT]]>@Theriac@plasmatrap.com @aral@mastodon.ar.al if a kid turns up on my door this Halloween dressed as Sam Altman, sod it, they can have the entire bag of sweets.

I didn’t realise how on-point this comment was until I typed it out. Yikes.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fedi.paulwilde.uk/objects/01a19253-72c9-78b8-ac71-727981c4d495https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fedi.paulwilde.uk/objects/01a19253-72c9-78b8-ac71-727981c4d495Sat, 31 Oct 2026 14:18:24 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to “I should own every house and everyone should rent from me. on Sat, 31 Oct 2026 14:01:34 GMT]]>@xan @aral His chatbot already told him to do that to get optimally filtered water.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.bida.im/users/desantis/statuses/117535886183120077https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.bida.im/users/desantis/statuses/117535886183120077Sat, 31 Oct 2026 14:01:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to “I should own every house and everyone should rent from me. on Sat, 31 Oct 2026 14:00:27 GMT]]>@freediverx @aral My thoughts exactly. It seems society is getting ready to enter a massive reflection point, and I don’t think it will end well for a lot of people.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.bida.im/users/desantis/statuses/117535881767670759https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.bida.im/users/desantis/statuses/117535881767670759Sat, 31 Oct 2026 14:00:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to “I should own every house and everyone should rent from me. on Sat, 31 Oct 2026 13:40:03 GMT]]>@aral
“Under Communism you won’t own anything”

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://indieweb.social/users/motionsuggests/statuses/117535801598430591https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://indieweb.social/users/motionsuggests/statuses/117535801598430591Sat, 31 Oct 2026 13:40:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to “I should own every house and everyone should rent from me. on Sat, 31 Oct 2026 13:36:54 GMT]]>@xan @aral it is quite terrible for your toilet to have poop in it. My, Sam Altman’s, front yard has better utilization

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://f.duriansoftware.com/users/joe/statuses/117535789185772064https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://f.duriansoftware.com/users/joe/statuses/117535789185772064Sat, 31 Oct 2026 13:36:54 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to “I should own every house and everyone should rent from me. on Sat, 31 Oct 2026 12:50:08 GMT]]>@aral Tell sam, THAT's NOT gonna happen.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.world/users/swggrkllr3rd/statuses/117535605301989225https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.world/users/swggrkllr3rd/statuses/117535605301989225Sat, 31 Oct 2026 12:50:08 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to “I should own every house and everyone should rent from me. on Sat, 31 Oct 2026 12:12:48 GMT]]>@aral I think Sam Altman should pee in his pants then suck the pee out of the fabric

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://xantronix.social/users/xan/statuses/117535458498758525https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://xantronix.social/users/xan/statuses/117535458498758525Sat, 31 Oct 2026 12:12:48 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to “I should own every house and everyone should rent from me. on Sat, 31 Oct 2026 12:11:32 GMT]]>@aral Also the staff in every shop is trained by me, and their instructions were written by me.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.green/users/gimulnautti/statuses/117535453530668294https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.green/users/gimulnautti/statuses/117535453530668294Sat, 31 Oct 2026 12:11:32 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to “I should own every house and everyone should rent from me. on Sat, 31 Oct 2026 12:05:17 GMT]]>@aral@mastodon.ar.al pathetic

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://netzkae.se/notes/aszx4vsc4h8a0d25https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://netzkae.se/notes/aszx4vsc4h8a0d25Sat, 31 Oct 2026 12:05:17 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to “I should own every house and everyone should rent from me. on Sat, 31 Oct 2026 12:02:33 GMT]]>@Theriac @aral 😂

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/webhat/statuses/117535418207209882https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/webhat/statuses/117535418207209882Sat, 31 Oct 2026 12:02:33 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to “I should own every house and everyone should rent from me. on Sat, 31 Oct 2026 11:55:11 GMT]]>@aral In fact, I wouldn't object if all the compute and memory was owned by the commons and the utilization be decided democratically. But I kind of think that's not what he has in mind...

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/martinlentink/statuses/117535389240958426https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/martinlentink/statuses/117535389240958426Sat, 31 Oct 2026 11:55:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to “I should own every house and everyone should rent from me. on Sat, 31 Oct 2026 11:53:43 GMT]]>@webhat@infosec.exchange @aral@mastodon.ar.al
Whoah hey now, slow down there ...

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://plasmatrap.com/notes/aszwpzw6obhttps://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://plasmatrap.com/notes/aszwpzw6obSat, 31 Oct 2026 11:53:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to “I should own every house and everyone should rent from me. on Sat, 31 Oct 2026 11:52:52 GMT]]>@martinlentink @aral

Autofornicate. Brilliant.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://jasette.facil.services/users/MichelPatrice/statuses/117535380083267842https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://jasette.facil.services/users/MichelPatrice/statuses/117535380083267842Sat, 31 Oct 2026 11:52:52 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to “I should own every house and everyone should rent from me. on Sat, 31 Oct 2026 11:51:56 GMT]]>@Theriac @aral so it's regulated by the government?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/webhat/statuses/117535376455905571https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/webhat/statuses/117535376455905571Sat, 31 Oct 2026 11:51:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to “I should own every house and everyone should rent from me. on Sat, 31 Oct 2026 11:51:02 GMT]]>@aral “trickle down computation”

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://techhub.social/users/piyuv/statuses/117535372871331262https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://techhub.social/users/piyuv/statuses/117535372871331262Sat, 31 Oct 2026 11:51:02 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to “I should own every house and everyone should rent from me. on Sat, 31 Oct 2026 11:49:36 GMT]]>@aral He can go autofornicate.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/martinlentink/statuses/117535367240412456https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/martinlentink/statuses/117535367240412456Sat, 31 Oct 2026 11:49:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to “I should own every house and everyone should rent from me. on Sat, 31 Oct 2026 11:44:50 GMT]]>@aral
OK, fine. Let's give all the RAM. Hells, he can have the RAM in all the PC's in all the world! Then no one can use his stupid copybot and he'll just sit there losing money and well be enriched from all the off screen time.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://front-end.social/users/DodoTheDev/statuses/117535348498802485https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://front-end.social/users/DodoTheDev/statuses/117535348498802485Sat, 31 Oct 2026 11:44:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to “I should own every house and everyone should rent from me. on Sat, 31 Oct 2026 11:11:27 GMT]]>@aral

But I burned down Freeport-McMoRan in Papua, whatchu gonna do without gold and copper? And my friends sabotaged cobalt exports from DR Congo (we didn't, but it's nice to imagine).

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://kolektiva.social/ap/users/115602348298429440/statuses/117535217231459172https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://kolektiva.social/ap/users/115602348298429440/statuses/117535217231459172Sat, 31 Oct 2026 11:11:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to “I should own every house and everyone should rent from me. on Sat, 31 Oct 2026 10:52:44 GMT]]>@aral otherwise it's inefficient. When you go for a coffee I rent it to someone else.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://bananachips.club/users/qwazix/statuses/117535143631053927https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://bananachips.club/users/qwazix/statuses/117535143631053927Sat, 31 Oct 2026 10:52:44 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to “I should own every house and everyone should rent from me. on Sat, 31 Oct 2026 10:48:51 GMT]]>@aral wouldn’t “… stole all *your* furniture” be more accurate?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/apfeiffer42/statuses/117535128408867208https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/apfeiffer42/statuses/117535128408867208Sat, 31 Oct 2026 10:48:51 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to “I should own every house and everyone should rent from me. on Sat, 31 Oct 2026 10:46:25 GMT]]>@aral@mastodon.ar.al

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://plasmatrap.com/notes/aszubg5tnfhttps://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://plasmatrap.com/notes/aszubg5tnfSat, 31 Oct 2026 10:46:25 GMT