<![CDATA[RANKED. COMPETITIVE.]]>RANKED. COMPETITIVE. POOPING.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/55455c4f-075f-4611-bdf5-608a6d0f75d7/ranked.-competitive.RSS for NodeMon, 05 Oct 2026 18:10:42 GMTFri, 02 Oct 2026 12:55:59 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to RANKED. COMPETITIVE. on Fri, 02 Oct 2026 18:41:39 GMT]]>@JonBaker
Recently discovered evidence of performance-enhancing drug use...

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://expressional.social/users/wannabemystiker/statuses/117372780506202795https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://expressional.social/users/wannabemystiker/statuses/117372780506202795Fri, 02 Oct 2026 18:41:39 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to RANKED. COMPETITIVE. on Fri, 02 Oct 2026 18:40:00 GMT]]>@JonBaker I've been training all my life for this...

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/psoutham/statuses/117372774008285930https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/psoutham/statuses/117372774008285930Fri, 02 Oct 2026 18:40:00 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to RANKED. COMPETITIVE. on Fri, 02 Oct 2026 18:15:42 GMT]]>@JonBaker
Is this shitposting?

How many others have asked exactly this?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://c.im/users/jaker/statuses/117372678487613427https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://c.im/users/jaker/statuses/117372678487613427Fri, 02 Oct 2026 18:15:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to RANKED. COMPETITIVE. on Fri, 02 Oct 2026 18:15:08 GMT]]>@JonBaker FINALLY, SOMETHING TO EXCELL AT ! ❤️

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/BartFoss42/statuses/117372676233865670https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/BartFoss42/statuses/117372676233865670Fri, 02 Oct 2026 18:15:08 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to RANKED. COMPETITIVE. on Fri, 02 Oct 2026 18:06:04 GMT]]>@JonBaker I'm just not willing to give up my amateur status to go professional at this time

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/cjust/statuses/117372640566595985https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/cjust/statuses/117372640566595985Fri, 02 Oct 2026 18:06:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to RANKED. COMPETITIVE. on Fri, 02 Oct 2026 17:40:02 GMT]]>@JonBaker

Will the competitors use them?

https://sports.yahoo.com/articles/competitors-safety-protocols-diarrhea-race-014334172.html

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fed.qaz.red/users/elithebearded/statuses/117372538248679120https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://fed.qaz.red/users/elithebearded/statuses/117372538248679120Fri, 02 Oct 2026 17:40:02 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to RANKED. COMPETITIVE. on Fri, 02 Oct 2026 17:37:12 GMT]]>@JonBaker
Stand back! I'm here!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.seattle.wa.us/users/ohmu/statuses/117372527053100718https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.seattle.wa.us/users/ohmu/statuses/117372527053100718Fri, 02 Oct 2026 17:37:12 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to RANKED. COMPETITIVE. on Fri, 02 Oct 2026 17:36:41 GMT]]>@JonBaker I .. do not really know what I should think about this

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/hikingdude/statuses/117372525031731759https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/hikingdude/statuses/117372525031731759Fri, 02 Oct 2026 17:36:41 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to RANKED. COMPETITIVE. on Fri, 02 Oct 2026 17:32:51 GMT]]>@JonBaker you sunk my battleshit!!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://layer8.space/users/keengrasp/statuses/117372509955910299https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://layer8.space/users/keengrasp/statuses/117372509955910299Fri, 02 Oct 2026 17:32:51 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to RANKED. COMPETITIVE. on Fri, 02 Oct 2026 17:27:18 GMT]]>@JonBaker

Hands down nobody would have beaten grandma

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.world/users/HamonWry/statuses/117372488167563722https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.world/users/HamonWry/statuses/117372488167563722Fri, 02 Oct 2026 17:27:18 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to RANKED. COMPETITIVE. on Fri, 02 Oct 2026 17:22:04 GMT]]>@JonBaker I am ready tell me about the elo

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116585523964675037/statuses/117372467605647483https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116585523964675037/statuses/117372467605647483Fri, 02 Oct 2026 17:22:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to RANKED. COMPETITIVE. on Fri, 02 Oct 2026 17:14:47 GMT]]>@JonBaker bad luck to the judge with the tape measure and scales

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://ohai.social/users/robchapman/statuses/117372438930697437https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://ohai.social/users/robchapman/statuses/117372438930697437Fri, 02 Oct 2026 17:14:47 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to RANKED. COMPETITIVE. on Fri, 02 Oct 2026 17:12:56 GMT]]>@JonBaker

brought to you by Irn Bru and the Mad Scotsman!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/115511591400031375/statuses/117372431640568185https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/115511591400031375/statuses/117372431640568185Fri, 02 Oct 2026 17:12:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to RANKED. COMPETITIVE. on Fri, 02 Oct 2026 17:10:39 GMT]]>@JonBaker Capitalism transforming every business into a competition 😳

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.cologne/users/ma/statuses/117372422683350947https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.cologne/users/ma/statuses/117372422683350947Fri, 02 Oct 2026 17:10:39 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to RANKED. COMPETITIVE. on Fri, 02 Oct 2026 17:10:27 GMT]]>@JonBaker what is this, some kind of pissing contest?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://activitypub.blankpad.net/@jon@blankpad.net/posts/628896574780928640/https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://activitypub.blankpad.net/@jon@blankpad.net/posts/628896574780928640/Fri, 02 Oct 2026 17:10:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to RANKED. COMPETITIVE. on Fri, 02 Oct 2026 16:59:37 GMT]]>@JonBaker "Royal highland show", and what a show

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/Ragon2/statuses/117372379268200594https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/Ragon2/statuses/117372379268200594Fri, 02 Oct 2026 16:59:37 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to RANKED. COMPETITIVE. on Fri, 02 Oct 2026 16:55:13 GMT]]>@JonBaker https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8-xCu9hHa8

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/fernandobasso/statuses/117372361998656364https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/fernandobasso/statuses/117372361998656364Fri, 02 Oct 2026 16:55:13 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to RANKED. COMPETITIVE. on Fri, 02 Oct 2026 16:44:52 GMT]]>@rightsprung Humble yourself; I had veggie samosas with chutney.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/not3ottersinacoat/statuses/117372321287991954https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/not3ottersinacoat/statuses/117372321287991954Fri, 02 Oct 2026 16:44:52 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to RANKED. COMPETITIVE. on Fri, 02 Oct 2026 16:43:04 GMT]]>@JonBaker When you want to be number one at number two.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://universeodon.com/users/BrianJohnson/statuses/117372314211019118https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://universeodon.com/users/BrianJohnson/statuses/117372314211019118Fri, 02 Oct 2026 16:43:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to RANKED. COMPETITIVE. on Fri, 02 Oct 2026 16:41:01 GMT]]>@woutervanmaanen so that's why you have those poop shelves.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/not3ottersinacoat/statuses/117372306171059027https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/not3ottersinacoat/statuses/117372306171059027Fri, 02 Oct 2026 16:41:01 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to RANKED. COMPETITIVE. on Fri, 02 Oct 2026 16:39:43 GMT]]>@JonBaker Finally, it's my time to shine!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/not3ottersinacoat/statuses/117372301059310454https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/not3ottersinacoat/statuses/117372301059310454Fri, 02 Oct 2026 16:39:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to RANKED. COMPETITIVE. on Fri, 02 Oct 2026 16:33:35 GMT]]>@ColmDonoghue @darkling @JonBaker distance, speed, time and colour.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://nerdculture.de/users/bonkers/statuses/117372277037662760https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://nerdculture.de/users/bonkers/statuses/117372277037662760Fri, 02 Oct 2026 16:33:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to RANKED. COMPETITIVE. on Fri, 02 Oct 2026 16:31:39 GMT]]>@JonBaker
I don't wanna know about the scoring! 😱

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://ioc.exchange/users/JayElbey/statuses/117372269326970876https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://ioc.exchange/users/JayElbey/statuses/117372269326970876Fri, 02 Oct 2026 16:31:39 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to RANKED. COMPETITIVE. on Fri, 02 Oct 2026 16:19:21 GMT]]>@JonBaker

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://dmv.community/users/pixelpusher220/statuses/117372220962328250https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://dmv.community/users/pixelpusher220/statuses/117372220962328250Fri, 02 Oct 2026 16:19:21 GMT