<![CDATA[Canada’s Prime Minister has announced that the capital city of the United States of America formerly known as Washington DC shall henceforth be known as South Etobicoke.]]>Canada’s Prime Minister has announced that the capital city of the United States of America formerly known as Washington DC shall henceforth be known as South Etobicoke. The US President shall be termed Mayor in all official documents.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/5560de32-d1c7-4482-94de-433fb3f9ae8c/canada-s-prime-minister-has-announced-that-the-capital-city-of-the-united-states-of-america-formerly-known-as-washington-dc-shall-henceforth-be-known-as-south-etobicoke.RSS for NodeFri, 11 Sep 2026 21:05:38 GMTTue, 25 Aug 2026 15:41:46 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Canada’s Prime Minister has announced that the capital city of the United States of America formerly known as Washington DC shall henceforth be known as South Etobicoke. on Thu, 27 Aug 2026 20:01:03 GMT]]>@d_mayhood

Etobicoke does not deserve this connection to.madness and cruelty.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/kevinrns/statuses/117169249544172867https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/users/kevinrns/statuses/117169249544172867Thu, 27 Aug 2026 20:01:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Canada’s Prime Minister has announced that the capital city of the United States of America formerly known as Washington DC shall henceforth be known as South Etobicoke. on Thu, 27 Aug 2026 19:43:49 GMT]]>@d_mayhood The Whitehouse possibly also needs renaming to commemorate the brave Canadians who set it on fire

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/etchedpixels/statuses/117169181765798334https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/etchedpixels/statuses/117169181765798334Thu, 27 Aug 2026 19:43:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Canada’s Prime Minister has announced that the capital city of the United States of America formerly known as Washington DC shall henceforth be known as South Etobicoke. on Thu, 27 Aug 2026 19:33:42 GMT]]>@david @timbray @d_mayhood "Petulant Lake"?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://cosocial.ca/ap/users/116274797274577715/statuses/117169141990277153https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://cosocial.ca/ap/users/116274797274577715/statuses/117169141990277153Thu, 27 Aug 2026 19:33:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Canada’s Prime Minister has announced that the capital city of the United States of America formerly known as Washington DC shall henceforth be known as South Etobicoke. on Thu, 27 Aug 2026 19:31:55 GMT]]>@d_mayhood

I'm an American citizen and I'm fine with this. I _believe_ that is sufficient for ratification.

Let's go.

Additionally, the Mayor of South Etobicoke is a fuck'n idiot.

🇨🇦 ❤

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.xyz/users/401matthall/statuses/117169134973911220https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.xyz/users/401matthall/statuses/117169134973911220Thu, 27 Aug 2026 19:31:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Canada’s Prime Minister has announced that the capital city of the United States of America formerly known as Washington DC shall henceforth be known as South Etobicoke. on Thu, 27 Aug 2026 19:29:02 GMT]]>@cstross @david
Sorry. My other choice was going to be Ajax, actually. Double sorry.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.ca/users/d_mayhood/statuses/117169123686399119https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.ca/users/d_mayhood/statuses/117169123686399119Thu, 27 Aug 2026 19:29:02 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Canada’s Prime Minister has announced that the capital city of the United States of America formerly known as Washington DC shall henceforth be known as South Etobicoke. on Thu, 27 Aug 2026 19:28:18 GMT]]>@timbray @d_mayhood It also borders Lake Ontario, and is nowhere near Lake America.

BTW, there is a small “Trump Lake” in northern Ontario? Perhaps we should rename it?

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://cosocial.ca/users/david/statuses/117169120801244857https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://cosocial.ca/users/david/statuses/117169120801244857Thu, 27 Aug 2026 19:28:18 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Canada’s Prime Minister has announced that the capital city of the United States of America formerly known as Washington DC shall henceforth be known as South Etobicoke. on Thu, 27 Aug 2026 19:25:37 GMT]]>@d_mayhood @cstross As a former resident of South Etobicoke, hell no.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://cosocial.ca/users/david/statuses/117169110196476275https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://cosocial.ca/users/david/statuses/117169110196476275Thu, 27 Aug 2026 19:25:37 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Canada’s Prime Minister has announced that the capital city of the United States of America formerly known as Washington DC shall henceforth be known as South Etobicoke. on Thu, 27 Aug 2026 19:18:57 GMT]]>@d_mayhood This is funnier if you know something about Etobicoke which, per Wikipedia, “is primarily suburban in development and heavily industrialized, resulting in a lower population density than the other districts of Toronto. Much of its cityscape is characterized by larger main streets, shopping malls, and cul-de-sac housing developments. Etobicoke has several expressways…”

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://cosocial.ca/users/timbray/statuses/117169084028239394https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://cosocial.ca/users/timbray/statuses/117169084028239394Thu, 27 Aug 2026 19:18:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Canada’s Prime Minister has announced that the capital city of the United States of America formerly known as Washington DC shall henceforth be known as South Etobicoke. on Thu, 27 Aug 2026 19:17:30 GMT]]>@d_mayhood maybe we could formally rename mar-a-lago "Epstein central" or something innocuous like that

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/psdavey/statuses/117169078307452808https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/psdavey/statuses/117169078307452808Thu, 27 Aug 2026 19:17:30 GMT