<![CDATA[I just saw a video of an AI executive saying that people will connect their brains to the cloud so they can have 1,000 times more thoughts.]]>I just saw a video of an AI executive saying that people will connect their brains to the cloud so they can have 1,000 times more thoughts.

Neurotypical people. Please listen to me. I promise you, with all the ADHD in my body-

You really do not want 1,000 more thoughts.

You may think you do, but you extremely do not.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/topic/56bd8736-01a3-4abe-bac8-bb2268da50b0/i-just-saw-a-video-of-an-ai-executive-saying-that-people-will-connect-their-brains-to-the-cloud-so-they-can-have-1-000-times-more-thoughts.RSS for NodeSun, 11 Oct 2026 10:53:51 GMTTue, 14 Jul 2026 21:15:04 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to I just saw a video of an AI executive saying that people will connect their brains to the cloud so they can have 1,000 times more thoughts. on Fri, 09 Oct 2026 17:33:55 GMT]]>@Artists_Ali

Now there’s a torment nexus of if I ever saw one.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/astroPug/statuses/117412150339896904https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/astroPug/statuses/117412150339896904Fri, 09 Oct 2026 17:33:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I just saw a video of an AI executive saying that people will connect their brains to the cloud so they can have 1,000 times more thoughts. on Fri, 09 Oct 2026 16:58:30 GMT]]>@Artists_Ali ha ha ha, just let them have what they're asking for ... ok, don't; there's worse problems that will cause, but ...

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sauropods.win/users/llewelly/statuses/117412011049474537https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sauropods.win/users/llewelly/statuses/117412011049474537Fri, 09 Oct 2026 16:58:30 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I just saw a video of an AI executive saying that people will connect their brains to the cloud so they can have 1,000 times more thoughts. on Fri, 09 Oct 2026 16:47:53 GMT]]>@Artists_Ali
Right 💯 😅 🤣 🤣 🤣

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/117310839365559971/statuses/117411969337344237https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/117310839365559971/statuses/117411969337344237Fri, 09 Oct 2026 16:47:53 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I just saw a video of an AI executive saying that people will connect their brains to the cloud so they can have 1,000 times more thoughts. on Fri, 09 Oct 2026 10:56:36 GMT]]>@Artists_Ali sounds like huge disadvantage when someone wants to meditate or simply relax. As depressed extreme introvert I just want to have kind of switch to turn OFF this constant annoying internal monologue full od self-criticism and pointless "what if..." wondering.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://is-a.cat/users/madargon/statuses/117410588065383056https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://is-a.cat/users/madargon/statuses/117410588065383056Fri, 09 Oct 2026 10:56:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I just saw a video of an AI executive saying that people will connect their brains to the cloud so they can have 1,000 times more thoughts. on Fri, 09 Oct 2026 05:29:11 GMT]]>@drgroftehauge @mysturji @Artists_Ali She transformed into an USB Stick. Much creative very innovative

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116776440352298504/statuses/117409300605994386https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116776440352298504/statuses/117409300605994386Fri, 09 Oct 2026 05:29:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I just saw a video of an AI executive saying that people will connect their brains to the cloud so they can have 1,000 times more thoughts. on Fri, 09 Oct 2026 05:20:14 GMT]]>@bazkie @Artists_Ali With AI Slop

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116776440352298504/statuses/117409265397511749https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116776440352298504/statuses/117409265397511749Fri, 09 Oct 2026 05:20:14 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I just saw a video of an AI executive saying that people will connect their brains to the cloud so they can have 1,000 times more thoughts. on Fri, 09 Oct 2026 02:55:35 GMT]]>@Artists_Ali to the neurotypicals amongst us, and within the domain of thought, I would suggest seeking improvements in quality, not quantity.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/falcennial/statuses/117408696593099317https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/falcennial/statuses/117408696593099317Fri, 09 Oct 2026 02:55:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I just saw a video of an AI executive saying that people will connect their brains to the cloud so they can have 1,000 times more thoughts. on Thu, 08 Oct 2026 19:15:18 GMT]]>@Artists_Ali Especially when 999 of them are "SQUIRREL!" and the thousandth is "I wonder what Brian May is doing today?"

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://privacysafe.social/ap/users/116800046755036491/statuses/117406886694747194https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://privacysafe.social/ap/users/116800046755036491/statuses/117406886694747194Thu, 08 Oct 2026 19:15:18 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I just saw a video of an AI executive saying that people will connect their brains to the cloud so they can have 1,000 times more thoughts. on Thu, 08 Oct 2026 16:24:21 GMT]]>@lispi314@udongein.xyz @Artists_Ali@sunny.garden liquid cooling tap to the brain

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://possum.city/notes/as3b9g6icwea04ishttps://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://possum.city/notes/as3b9g6icwea04isThu, 08 Oct 2026 16:24:21 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I just saw a video of an AI executive saying that people will connect their brains to the cloud so they can have 1,000 times more thoughts. on Thu, 08 Oct 2026 13:14:34 GMT]]>@Artists_Ali I got 999 thoughts and they’re all about something stupid I said on a video call last week and what bad things might happen because of that.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://friendsofdesoto.social/users/howlingeverett/statuses/117405468205205115https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://friendsofdesoto.social/users/howlingeverett/statuses/117405468205205115Thu, 08 Oct 2026 13:14:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I just saw a video of an AI executive saying that people will connect their brains to the cloud so they can have 1,000 times more thoughts. on Thu, 08 Oct 2026 12:25:43 GMT]]>@Artists_Ali I mean all their thoughts are from dystopian movies anyway, so why not.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/theothersimo/statuses/117405276141603843https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.social/users/theothersimo/statuses/117405276141603843Thu, 08 Oct 2026 12:25:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I just saw a video of an AI executive saying that people will connect their brains to the cloud so they can have 1,000 times more thoughts. on Thu, 08 Oct 2026 12:10:31 GMT]]>@Artists_Ali now I’m thinking of the Invincible meme, “look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power”, with the “power” crossed out and replaced with “paralyzing anxiety”

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.coop/users/samd/statuses/117405216397742578https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.coop/users/samd/statuses/117405216397742578Thu, 08 Oct 2026 12:10:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I just saw a video of an AI executive saying that people will connect their brains to the cloud so they can have 1,000 times more thoughts. on Thu, 08 Oct 2026 11:45:38 GMT]]>@Artists_Ali yup, get ready to never really unwind mentally for the rest of your existence lol

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://wetdry.world/users/lucydev/statuses/117405118553539174https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://wetdry.world/users/lucydev/statuses/117405118553539174Thu, 08 Oct 2026 11:45:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I just saw a video of an AI executive saying that people will connect their brains to the cloud so they can have 1,000 times more thoughts. on Thu, 08 Oct 2026 10:08:22 GMT]]>@burnitdown

Perfect toot

Perfect username

Perfect server choice

Have a follow

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.ie/users/Rubelicious/statuses/117404736076317299https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.ie/users/Rubelicious/statuses/117404736076317299Thu, 08 Oct 2026 10:08:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I just saw a video of an AI executive saying that people will connect their brains to the cloud so they can have 1,000 times more thoughts. on Thu, 08 Oct 2026 07:17:41 GMT]]>@Artists_Ali AI executive evolved into AI executive dysfunction!

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://tech.lgbt/ap/users/115667046035383149/statuses/117404064938614299https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://tech.lgbt/ap/users/115667046035383149/statuses/117404064938614299Thu, 08 Oct 2026 07:17:41 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I just saw a video of an AI executive saying that people will connect their brains to the cloud so they can have 1,000 times more thoughts. on Thu, 08 Oct 2026 06:51:34 GMT]]>@Artists_Ali @dzwiedziu Also, they're not ready. Not in the slightest. But also, it could be funny to see when they finally do it.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://101010.pl/users/AubreyDeLosDestinos/statuses/117403962196753479https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://101010.pl/users/AubreyDeLosDestinos/statuses/117403962196753479Thu, 08 Oct 2026 06:51:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I just saw a video of an AI executive saying that people will connect their brains to the cloud so they can have 1,000 times more thoughts. on Thu, 08 Oct 2026 04:58:30 GMT]]>@Artists_Ali Plus: the companies behind these services will exploit it, I guarantee it

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.tchncs.de/users/Torx/statuses/117403517620443855https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://social.tchncs.de/users/Torx/statuses/117403517620443855Thu, 08 Oct 2026 04:58:30 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I just saw a video of an AI executive saying that people will connect their brains to the cloud so they can have 1,000 times more thoughts. on Thu, 08 Oct 2026 04:42:43 GMT]]>@alienghic @Artists_Ali
have a neuralink installed.

survive.

it works?

have all consuming intrusive thoughts that are only temporarily abated via buying tesla stock.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/ap/users/115708188881910739/statuses/117403455561316701https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mstdn.social/ap/users/115708188881910739/statuses/117403455561316701Thu, 08 Oct 2026 04:42:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I just saw a video of an AI executive saying that people will connect their brains to the cloud so they can have 1,000 times more thoughts. on Thu, 08 Oct 2026 02:57:21 GMT]]>@Artists_Ali yeah, that's a big, not a feature

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sfba.social/users/BoredomFestival/statuses/117403041231986563https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://sfba.social/users/BoredomFestival/statuses/117403041231986563Thu, 08 Oct 2026 02:57:21 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I just saw a video of an AI executive saying that people will connect their brains to the cloud so they can have 1,000 times more thoughts. on Thu, 08 Oct 2026 02:50:39 GMT]]>@Aedius @Artists_Ali I'm pretty sure its fine to multiply by zero, just not divide by zero

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.de/users/nieuemma/statuses/117403014861986504https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://mastodon.de/users/nieuemma/statuses/117403014861986504Thu, 08 Oct 2026 02:50:39 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I just saw a video of an AI executive saying that people will connect their brains to the cloud so they can have 1,000 times more thoughts. on Thu, 08 Oct 2026 01:59:58 GMT]]>@Artists_Ali
THAT IS SO true!
For us 1.000 thoughts less, wouldn't make neurotypicals.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://norden.social/users/Dienstag/statuses/117402815566551222https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://norden.social/users/Dienstag/statuses/117402815566551222Thu, 08 Oct 2026 01:59:58 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I just saw a video of an AI executive saying that people will connect their brains to the cloud so they can have 1,000 times more thoughts. on Thu, 08 Oct 2026 01:51:48 GMT]]>@Umbreon @Artists_Ali Finally catch up on one's Ao3 reading backlog?]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://udongein.xyz/objects/1669236d-338f-4285-a31c-b5e17c8a44fchttps://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://udongein.xyz/objects/1669236d-338f-4285-a31c-b5e17c8a44fcThu, 08 Oct 2026 01:51:48 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I just saw a video of an AI executive saying that people will connect their brains to the cloud so they can have 1,000 times more thoughts. on Thu, 08 Oct 2026 01:50:48 GMT]]>@6@possum.city @Artists_Ali@sunny.garden

THEN it could maybe allow for like…3x more thoughts…lol

Yeah, the thermal envelope the brain operates within has rather limited margins for any internal improvement that doesn’t include a revamp of most of the skull & circulatory system.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://udongein.xyz/objects/800099fb-ebcc-4f90-894c-d4abb9c7d25ehttps://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://udongein.xyz/objects/800099fb-ebcc-4f90-894c-d4abb9c7d25eThu, 08 Oct 2026 01:50:48 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I just saw a video of an AI executive saying that people will connect their brains to the cloud so they can have 1,000 times more thoughts. on Thu, 08 Oct 2026 01:48:29 GMT]]>@Artists_Ali@sunny.garden It could be fine, if the processing capacity was also adjusted accordingly.

In this particular case though, I find that corposcum executive bold to think I would trust their proprietary crap anywhere near my central processor.

]]>https://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://udongein.xyz/objects/47f161a4-470a-4658-995e-58d97c6bd29fhttps://forum.fedi.dk/post/https://udongein.xyz/objects/47f161a4-470a-4658-995e-58d97c6bd29fThu, 08 Oct 2026 01:48:29 GMT